Put Your Affairs In Order……..LMAO

[aeragoanParticipant 1186]

A California surfer dude shared some experience…

“My aunt was told by her doctor that she had terminal cancer and that she needed to “put her affairs in order.” My aunt and my cousin then went out and got drunk. At the bar they were approached by some of my aunt’s girl friends who were curious as to what the two were celebrating.

My aunt explained they were drinking to her impending
end because she had been diagnosed with “AIDS.”

The other women were aghast, gave their condolences and split.

After the friends left, my cousin asked, ‘Momma, I thought you said you were dying of cancer, and you just told your friends you were dying of AIDS.

My aunt said, ‘I don’t want any of those darn women sleeping with your father after I’m gone.’

From my dearly departed aunt, I learned what it means to ‘Put Your Affairs In Order.’

[GrumpyParticipant]

BAHAHAHAHAHA

Good one.

There was a time in my life when I gave a fuck. Now you have to pay ME for it

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