Pumpkinology: Pt IV – The Dating Harem

[Sky-OParticipant 18936]

Pumpkin’s ideal dating team, in lieu of the fact that she is never with just one guy (Due to inherently having to keep all potential options open) is:

01: An assortment of random and accessible orbiters. To be drawn from as needed as reserve fuel cells for the engine of her life. None are given too much of her attention or time, but are kept in a perpetual holding pattern.

02: Hive certified betas. At least two HCBs (Hive Certified Betas) need to be kept on a leash and secured for eventual harvesting when the time comes. Triangulating between them keeps them both working hard to secure primary status as well as conditioned for their future role if selected – as provider & wallet. (Must be hive certified and approved of by her family and girlfriends)

03: Princess Pumpkin in the meantime still needs to get pounded and her pussy smashed. And that is where her Chad contingency fits in. Usually kept a secret from her other life and meet the sole purpose of tingles activation and hole devastation.

Combined each component and group of men comprise her ideal dating harem and she can have all of her numerous needs met, which include – attention, vag-validation, emotional support, hive satisfaction & approval as well as much needed f~~~ hole therapy.

It’s a complex world out there for Pumpkin and the logistics are hard to manage which is why she is ‘Omigosh!!. . . So stressed out’ all of the time.

Constant manipulation, deception, lying and narcissistic games can really burn a bitch out.

[Anonymous 42]

Sky-0, that reminded of a couple chicks that first revealed that side to me. I was 15 just before my license, they had all these dudes jumping through hoops after a couple of weekends at parties getting to know them, right then and there from that point on I learned to just get the f~~~ away from them! The both of them were born and bred manhandling gold diggers!

I know what they grew up to be, 500 miles of c~~~ between the both of them, no doubt a string of intentional divorce rapes behind them both.

And then there’s Vanessa! Evil man hating c~~~ that got married full knowing her intentions to take hubby for everything he had and drag him through a marriage loaded with infidelity. She is the EVIL ONE.

[Anonymous 11]

Sky-O wrote:

HCBs (Hive Certified Betas)

Add this one to the glossary.

[Ned TrentParticipant 4894]

Anonymous wrote:

Add this one to the glossary.

seconding that…

…Keymaster..?

Do yer thing.

I'd rather die a natual death with a clear MGTOW conscience somewhere off the grid than one within "modern" civilisation with a big stress mark on my forehead and a couple of dozen tubes plugged into my body. Back to the plantation..? Me..? Hey, literally: I won't ever fucking kid myself...YZERLMNTSIC

[Freeman_KParticipant 3524]

I can attest that everything is true also on completely opposite part of the blue ball.

HCB, haha. Agreed, that is glossary stuff.

The choices we make, not the chances we take, determine our destiny

[CarnageParticipant 22113]

This is as true as the sun.

Worst par is I was a certified, hive aproved bets.

To those following me, be careful, I just farted. Men those beans are killers.

[BoarParticipant]

Pretty accurate picture, but where does their perpetual victim status figure in?

Untamed wrote: Quit complaining and Go Your Own Way in whatever manner suits you best.

[TaxGuyParticipant]

Boar wrote:

Pretty accurate picture, but where does their perpetual victim status figure in?

Oh, she’s a victim, and don’t you forget it. You see, all she really wants is one man who does all of that for her so she doesn’t have to juggle men from all three groups. And when you think about it, that’s not really all that much to ask for is it? Men have failed because they can’t or refuse to be all three for her at once. Poor, poor Pumpkin is just looking for her knight in shining armor to check all three boxes. God knows she DESERVES it.

Where have all the good men gone?

Order the good wine

[GregB0Participant]

Sky-O,

I hope that you write a book soon about your adventures, it Will be an international best seller.

Sky-O, King of Free Fall, with his trusty companion Wonderdog versus “the Pumpkin Dating Harem.”

Movie rights would require serious denaro and the soundtrack would be solid heavy metal.

Yeah Man!

​"​My father didn't tell me how to live; he lived, and let me watch him do it.​" - Clarence Buddinton Kelland

[NomadicExpatParticipant 1785]

Sky-O, dropping Truth Bombs left and right!!!

The Dating Harem is pure f~~~ing gold, I can bear witness to this EXACT behavior, I see the hive hard at work juggling thier Orbiters, HCB’s and Chads on a minute to minute basis.

Women are the best “playa’s” the game has ever seen. They thrive on the drama and attention, whereas even the best Male players just tolerate it for ass.

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