Prove your manhood?

[Robert HallamParticipant 696]

I just heard of a case of paternity fraud/sperm theft. A woman claimed that this man was the father of her child and she wanted child support. He felt it was a bogus claim because she only gave him a blow job. Turns out she didn’t swallow. Instead she spit the cum into a concealed cup and later the same day inseminated herself. “Crafty” is all I can say. And stupid me thought that holing condoms was the only risk.

[Just a ManParticipant 934]

I recommend a campaign of:

All men locally, ejaculate into something at home, then in the middle of the night go dump it on the steps to the clinic. Like a big ol’ F~~~ You. If a LOT of guys did it it would be very noticeable when seen the next morning. Maybe even video it and show it to the world.

Gross, sure, but not as gross as running a marathon bleeding from your pussy down your legs. I almost threw up from that picture and story.

Philosophy, the female repellent

[Anonymous 42]

Robert Hallam wrote:

I just heard of a case of paternity fraud/sperm theft. A woman claimed that this man was the father of her child and she wanted child support. He felt it was a bogus claim because she only gave him a blow job. Turns out she didn’t swallow. Instead she spit the cum into a concealed cup and later the same day inseminated herself. “Crafty” is all I can say. And stupid me thought that holing condoms was the only risk.

Hey Robert, that’s NOT ILLEGALanywhere in the US, all 50 states, He’s the dad no mater what, she’s the boss, there’s nothing “he” can do!
Condoms are for holding sperm for later insemination, it’s not the hole she pokes, It’s the big hole condoms come with! She’ll line it up and push it through till she’s wearing it backwards with the contents inside her!
Guard your sperm with your life, unless you’re a fool!!!

[BritGHOWParticipant 2566]

Having had some time to think on this I think I have my answer:

Short:
I don’t need to prove my manhood Ms Witjens, you already did that for me by making such a public proclamation that your facility and the women you service need what only I as a man can provide.

Expanded:
Now I could go off on how if you need it so badly, you and women in general could start actually treating myself and the other men you need as the equals you claim to be but we all know that will never happen so as an alternative we can of course always go the business route. However, you will need to substantially adjust your current offer if you wish me for one to consider it. For reference your starting point should be:

– £156(£6.50 (Current UK national minimum wage) x 24 hours) a day for each of the four days a week you expect me to refrain from sex or masturbation.
– £50 per hour for the two donation days payable from the minute I leave my house to the minute I leave your clinic, plus full travel expenses, lunch and a £250 a time attendance bonus. The latter I am prepared to waive if you provide suitable female companionship to assist in the process, the determination of suitable to be made of course by me.
– The reinstatement and enforcement of a legally binding and irrevocable commitment on the part of your facility to permanently preserve my anonymity and release me now and in perpetuity of any consequences of bad decision making on the part of your clients, with a penalty clause against your facility for any breach of these conditions set at a rate of £500,000 per incident, plus any and all legal costs including child support if applicable.

I think that’s only fair, you need it so badly but are not prepared to act like a civilised human being in order to motivate me to give it to you for mutual benefit, therefore you will have to buy it. In which case I have the supply, I demand the price. You pay you get, if not, good luck getting sufficient genetic diversity out of your whole nine sperm donors.

[EscapedMentalPatientParticipant 1489]

What a silly, wretched t~~~, using outdated shaming tactics.

If I were a multi-millionaire in jolly old England, I’d wait for her to put those billboards up.

Then I’d rent a billboard space, and put a gigantic meme and a picture of my c~~~ on it with her very quote upon it:

“PROVE OUR MANHOOD”?
↓
↓
↓
“YOU”VE ONLY GOT 9 DONORS. WE ALREADY HAVE”
“DEAR SOCIETY: GOOD LUCK, PROKARYOTES”

[Cap285Participant 6007]

Fuck this planet.

[Lone Sea VoyagerParticipant 506]

Them: “Prove your manhood.”

My answer:

[sidecarParticipant 35837]

BritGHOW wrote:

The UK’s national sperm bank has managed to attract all of nine donors in the year since it opened.

In the same year more than ten thousand UK men voluntarily got vasectomies.

Now THAT is Men Going Their Own Way.

The writing is on the wall, and the ceiling, and the floor, our the door, down the hall, and wonks like this Laura Witjens just can’t be bothered to read it.

[MotivParticipant 441]

This comment made me laugh …
“Don’t need to prove my manhood but if one of the women from the clinic want to prove their womanhood, they can come around and collect a sample in person. Oh, that offends you? Guess you’re used to it only working one way”.

Cool story babe now go make me a sandwich

[BigvernParticipant 1983]

I wouldn’t give ANY women the steam off my s**t, MY sperm therefore is a complete non-starter.
Manning up = No!

"What made you think, there'd be a livin' in sheep?, Eat, Work, Eat Work and Sleep" - Mark Knopfler.

[aeragoanParticipant 1186]

I am thinking about robbing this sperm bank and flush it out on sewer…..I know it’s crazy but may be I will be the robinhood aka spermstealer.. am going to save women from this form of patriarchy…..lol…

[EscapedMentalPatientParticipant 1489]

aeragoan wrote:

I am thinking about robbing this sperm bank and flush it out on sewer…..I know it’s crazy but may be I will be the robinhood aka spermstealer.. am going to save women from this form of patriarchy…..lol…

That might be interesting. There could be a good MGTOW re-imagining of Robin Hood coming soon, possibly in cheap porn format.

The “patriarchy” has been abolished, and feminists are running (alternate spelling “ruining”) England.

Robin Wood.

Robin Wood and his band of “Un-Married Men”.

While “Little John” is still in use, he’s had a vasectomy, and he just f~~~s all the women, and runs back into the forest. He’s already decided to opt out of this one lol.

“Friar Don’t Give A F~~~” will just ride merrily around in his wagon, getting p~~~ drunk on barreled ale in “Sure-Would Forest” He doesn’t go about in his wagon, asking for alms anymore. Some feminist, with a flat-wagon wheel is stranded by the side of the path. She asks “HEY. I’m stuck here, you pig. Would you help me?!?!?!” He just careens wildly and drunkenly about on his wagon, proclaims at the top of his lungs “SURE-WOULD” and runs her over like the pile of horse-s~~~ that she is. He doesn’t even bother helping the church anymore. He’s just p~~~ed-up hammered, and the last we’ve seen of him, he’s naked, in a sombrero, with the cross hung upside down around his neck, riding a donkey at top speed, and MGTOW is painted across his fat back in large, black, pitch letters, yelling “YAH MULE. YAH MULE HAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHA”.

“Maid Marryhim” is up s~~~ creek. We all know that. Enough said. She just cries in her castle window and brushes her hair. Even though the matriarchy has given her every opportunity to make something of herself, she’s just sat in her window, waiting for a White Knight to bail her out.

“King Rich-Herd” has long ago fled the nonsense and gone ‘cross the pond. Except he’s not fighting France. He’s just taken the money and run. He’s tried to start a new Kingdom, but no one will have any of this indentured servitude nonsense.

“The Share-If I’m Not In Her Hand” is no longer evil, and he doesn’t give a f~~~ about Maid Marryhim. He doesn’t even dislike Robin. He’s even stopped collecting taxes. He just gives out money to his brothers, and regularly crashes feminist meetings in black, sword in hand. Maid MarryHim was desperate enough to propose to him. He tried to shoot her with a bow and arrow, but well, incompetent and all that.

“Will ScHarlot” is as passive aggressive as ever. He rides in on a Unicorn saying “See??? See??”. It’s just a horse painted white, with a stick taped to it’s head. They just kill him.

Ah yes, “Lord C~~~s-She”, Robin’s father hasn’t died in this round. He’s still a wealthy land-owner, but he’s been smart enough to just lock himself in his castle and ignore all the bulls~~~. He hires feminist hookers, bangs the s~~~ out of them, takes his money back and then tosses them into the moat.

And Robin Wood? The name says it all.

[PhantomParticipant 3328]

@EMP lol, so freakin glad you escaped. Enjoy reading your stuff.

[EscapedMentalPatientParticipant 1489]

Phantom wrote:

@EMP lol, so freakin glad you escaped. Enjoy reading your stuff.

Thanks brother. Backatcha. They should never have allowed me out for that “30 Minutes of Exercise”.

Somewhere in a forest in Northern Canada, not far from a cherished Mental Institution stands a proud member of the Mounties:

“Radio. This is 6-5. I think I’ve found something.”

“Go ahead 6-5.”

“I’ve got a white bundle of something here”

“Describe, 6-5, over.”

“Radio. Well, it’s a sheet, a hockey stick, three fish-hooks, a straight-jacket, a dildo, a package of peanut butter, a bottle cap, and a pack of matches with something written on the cover. Over.”

“Roger 6-5. Can you describe?”

“Radio. Uh……MMMMM. MMM-G. Can’t make this out, Radio. Radio, what the f~~~ is a Mig Tower? Wait. MGTOW.”

“6-5. Shhhhhhhhh.”

“Radio. Say again?”

“Shhhhhh. Just come in. We’ll talk about it later. Case closed. You never found the bundle, 6-5”.

“Radio………repeat last…”

“Constable. Shut the f~~~ up. It’s handled. By the way. Your application for marriage to Depot has been denied.”

[MotivParticipant 441]

EscapedMentalPatient wrote:

aeragoan wrote:

I am thinking about robbing this sperm bank and flush it out on sewer…..I know it’s crazy but may be I will be the robinhood aka spermstealer.. am going to save women from this form of patriarchy…..lol…

That might be interesting. There could be a good MGTOW re-imagining of Robin Hood coming soon, possibly in cheap porn format.

The “patriarchy” has been abolished, and feminists are running (alternate spelling “ruining”) England.

Robin Wood.

Robin Wood and his band of “Un-Married Men”.

While “Little John” is still in use, he’s had a vasectomy, and he just f~~~s all the women, and runs back into the forest. He’s already decided to opt out of this one lol.

“Friar Don’t Give A F~~~” will just ride merrily around in his wagon, getting p~~~ drunk on barreled ale in “Sure-Would Forest” He doesn’t go about in his wagon, asking for alms anymore. Some feminist, with a flat-wagon wheel is stranded by the side of the path. She asks “HEY. I’m stuck here, you pig. Would you help me?!?!?!” He just careens wildly and drunkenly about on his wagon, proclaims at the top of his lungs “SURE-WOULD” and runs her over like the pile of horse-s~~~ that she is. He doesn’t even bother helping the church anymore. He’s just p~~~ed-up hammered, and the last we’ve seen of him, he’s naked, in a sombrero, with the cross hung upside down around his neck, riding a donkey at top speed, and MGTOW is painted across his fat back in large, black, pitch letters, yelling “YAH MULE. YAH MULE HAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHA”.

“Maid Marryhim” is up s~~~ creek. We all know that. Enough said. She just cries in her castle window and brushes her hair. Even though the matriarchy has given her every opportunity to make something of herself, she’s just sat in her window, waiting for a White Knight to bail her out.

“King Rich-Herd” has long ago fled the nonsense and gone ‘cross the pond. Except he’s not fighting France. He’s just taken the money and run. He’s tried to start a new Kingdom, but no one will have any of this indentured servitude nonsense.

“The Share-If I’m Not In Her Hand” is no longer evil, and he doesn’t give a f~~~ about Maid Marryhim. He doesn’t even dislike Robin. He’s even stopped collecting taxes. He just gives out money to his brothers, and regularly crashes feminist meetings in black, sword in hand. Maid MarryHim was desperate enough to propose to him. He tried to shoot her with a bow and arrow, but well, incompetent and all that.

“Will ScHarlot” is as passive aggressive as ever. He rides in on a Unicorn saying “See??? See??”. It’s just a horse painted white, with a stick taped to it’s head. They just kill him.

Ah yes, “Lord C~~~s-She”, Robin’s father hasn’t died in this round. He’s still a wealthy land-owner, but he’s been smart enough to just lock himself in his castle and ignore all the bulls~~~. He hires feminist hookers, bangs the s~~~ out of them, takes his money back and then tosses them into the moat.

And Robin Wood? The name says it all.

Hahaha this was f~~~ing funny as,, your creativity cheers me up EMP

Cool story babe now go make me a sandwich

[BigDParticipant 3024]

Didn’t England state that even if you are just a donor you can later be on the hook for child support?
Yeah, I’m shooting mine in a sock. I’m no where near England, and I doubt I’ll ever go there anytime soon. However, there’s no way I’m putting my Dinky Doolittle in any European skag.

Don't stick your dick into anyone you aren't willing to put up with for eighteen years and nine months.

[Anonymous 5]

Surprise surprise c~~~s. You take away a sperm donors anonymity and now no one wants to donate sperm. These c~~~s are stupid as f~~~.

[Big Viking Chef BVCParticipant 1286]

When we were young, and banging any girl that would let us, we knew that we were not ready for having children.

A running joke was what we would do to make sure that there would be no “accidents” because we knew that lies about being on the pill, and needle holes poked into condoms was something that bat s~~~ crazy chicks could do. That was 25 years ago.

My buddy used to say that he always stood very close to the microwave when nuking his pizza pops. Or that he used the microwave with no door on it lol.

I used to say that I punch my c~~~ really hard every morning to kill off a few swimmers and to ward off any unwanted classroom boners.

It was all in fun, and we laughed a lot about it.

Truth is though, fertile or not, we never questioned our “manhood”, so I think that this kind of a campaign will be another huge FAIL, even though there is anecdotal evidence of it gaining traction in Denmark or wherever.

BVC

Swallow this RED PILL ===> Men will lay down their lives for their brothers, their women and their children. This makes Men useful as slaves. Women will lay down their lives for ONLY their children. To expect more from women is just a FANTASY created by society and reinforced by the unconditional love that we experienced from our Mothers. The key to freedom is the understanding that the woman you meet is not going to fantastically love you like your Mother did. If you buy into the fantasy, then she is your new master. If you do not buy into the fantasy, then she is nothing, and you retain your freedom.

[Mana KnightParticipant 333]

I thought they didn’t need us.

[PhantomParticipant 3328]

or want us.

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