Proto-MGTOW stories

[MOWsince95Participant 1446]

Was just doing something here at the office and a woman here needed something, and an old story popped into my mind from my college days that really was when I knew I was a proto-MGHOW. Thought I’d share, feel free to share yours …

Was in one of those 350 person lecture hall pre-req classes with a few friends. We always sat in the same spots and there was this hotter-than-the-sun chick who always sat a couple seats to my right. I tried to talk with her a few times but she made it clear that she was too good to be spoken to by a geeky brainiac like me, so I ignored her after that.

A big mid-term was coming up and as usual I was studied up well in advance, wasting time the evening before while friends crammed. There was a knock at the door, I open it and this hot chick is standing there in very tight attire looking tempting as hell and she says “Hi Mow, I was thinking with the mid-term tomorrow you maybe would like to study together.”

Proto-MGHOW me thinks “f~~~ing bitch thinks I am so hard up that I will fall for this s~~~ and help her” so I say “yeah, sure, come in” as if I am surprised and hoping for a piece now that I had a chance. She comes in, pulls out the list of 60 or so study questions the prof handed out, and starts asking each one so she can take copious notes. I can be pretty imaginative, so for every question I provided an extremely detailed, intelligent-sounding, and very WRONG answer while she fiercely wrote down every word for her to memorize that night and ace the test without working or learning. I could actually see her giddiness that her bulls~~~ was working. Once she wrote down the last word for the last question, she suddenly “had to go” and disappeared so quickly she barely said good bye.

Next day the test comes and goes, and afterward I tell my friends what happened. They got a laugh. A week later the prof is handing out the tests. I get mine before her – 100, a perfect score – and make sure that I say it to my friends loud enough for her to hear. I glance over and she’s smiling knowing her A was a lock. 5 minutes later she gets her test blue-book back, I stretch my neck and see a big 38 on it (big time failing). Her smile turned into a look of shock, and she slowly looked my way with fire in her eyes.

I smiled and flipped her hot ass the bird straight to her face. Am willing to bet that was the first time that happened to her. Today she is no doubt one with the wall like a moth to a windshield, but the delicious image of the fury in her face when she learned some guys are wise to her type and will not cave to her pussy allure is one that will always bring a smile to me.

If you are MGTOW when you are young you have no heart.
If you're not MGTOW when you are 20 you have no brain.

[Anonymous 11]

Bravo!!!!

I was just out of college and this HB-8 had her car stalled in a parking lot with her hood raised. She instantly turned this flirty look onto her face like a switch had flipped trying to summon me. As I simply drove on past, her expression went to dumbfounded shocked.

[TaxGuyParticipant]

It is amazing how women can bitch about being look at as nothing but a sex symbol, while at the same time using sex to get what she wants. Irony, hypocrisy, karma, all words wasted on most women. I’m sure the college girl ended up graduating with her Mrs. degree, spit out a couple of kids, divorced her husband for a large sum of money, and is now posting 25 times a day of Facebook about what she ordered from Starbucks. So, she’s just fine.

But I bet she still remembers you. There will be a slight de ja vu when she hits the wall.

Order the good wine

[Masculine_ManParticipant 2735]

Beautiful, just beautiful. #wastehertime. It wasn’t good enough to just say no because she would’ve just moved to the next dedicated nerd. (Btw I’m a nerd too. I say that as a term of endearment.) Good for you.

If it costs you your peace of mind, then it is too expensive.

[chirParticipant]

You are lucky. In today’s college climate she would simply say you raped her after the study session. You would be out on your ass.
Only winning move is not to play.

It is by caffeine alone I set my mind in motion, it is by the beans of Java that thoughts acquire speed, the hands acquire shaking, the shaking becomes a warning; it is by caffeine alone I set my mind in motion.

[The Laughing ManParticipant 1020]

I thought what I'd do was I'd pretend I was one of those deaf-mutes...or should I?

[Anonymous 42]

I bet she never told anyone and has a MOWsince95 voodoo doll she pokes with pins every night….

[Tiga KParticipant 1693]

Brilliant.

[RusskyParticipant 13503]

This is so awe-inspiring it almost sounds too good to be true.
You’re the master bulls~~~ter. I couldn’t give out false answers like that with a straight face.
My hat is off to you sir

proud carrier of the 'why?' chromosome

[NeroParticipant 1466]

Sadly, I would have white knighted that bitch. I commend you!

[Darth TyrannusParticipant 349]

Hahaha that’s f~~~ing awesome! Mad skills to you.

[SkeptiskParticipant 3679]

LMAO!! Well done!!

"Expecting to find a decent woman on a dating site is like dumpster diving and expecting to come out with a gourmet meal." Won'tGetFooledAgain

[RennieParticipant]

The OP’s story reminds me of this.

[AttonParticipant]

An epic c~~~ punt MOWsince95 nice work.

A MGTOW is a man who is not a woman's bitch!

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