Proof of female hive minds…..black yoga pants

[MGTOWmonkey aka No More Fucks To GiveParticipant 6635]

Im sorry about this topic but I cant take it anymore,why in the hell everytime I turn around every women is wearing the same damn pair of black yoga pants? I mean dont they have a sense of individuality? Its like what works for one works for all and I find it fashionably lazy! Then they trot around like they are some patrician with a lazy outfit that only cost them 10 bucks. I just dont get it so ive come to this forum to see if you guys have an opinion on this silly epidemic because im lost. Is this going on in your area as well?

Never lose sight of what brought you here.

[qeeqoParticipant 1168]

Women are a hive. If it isn’t yoga pants it’s fake hipster glasses. They are not the gender I mean species who are individualistic. I think that may be why corporate America is bending over backwards to acquire as many as they can. They are cold lemmings who follow the herd.

[Dark KenshiParticipant 2132]

Advertising for women is way simpler than advertising for men.

For women, you just need to put a socially succesfull and beautiful celebrity, like Beyoncé, Bundchen or Madonna wearing or using what you want to sell, and you wait. They will be using your product in no time.

For men, you have to present statiscs, graphs, uses, cost x benefit, design and whatnot about the product usability. If you have NO GOOD REASON for a product, then the probability of a men buying it is slim, in the best chances, at all.

Women buy things by impulse, as men buy things by reasoning.

The best metaphor that I heard about that is:

“A man will pay two bucks for an item that costs only one buck that he really needs. A woman will pay two bucks for an item that costs only one buck that she doesn’t need, just because it looks “cute” and it’s “on sale”.”

This is the PERFECT resume of how you advertise and sell products for both men and women.

Resuming, you sell a product to an individual, who likes to think logically and to be unique, and to a herd creature.

"Young was I once, I walked alone, and bewildered seemed in the way; then I found me another and rich I thought me, for man is the joy of man." Odin, Hàvamàl, stanza 47.

[narwhalParticipant]

From what I’ve heard, the color black is visually slimming. I’ve heard it from several women, my ex-wife included. So women who feel they are too fat will often wear black pants. Thinking about it, black yoga pants is even better. It gives the impression that you are slimmer then you are and that you exercise. Does that have any bearing on reality? Probably not. Of course there are exceptions. Some just wear black because they like black, and some because they are just following the crowd.

As an aside, back when I was married, my ex gained some weight, and started wearing black pants a ton. So I made to logical conclusion that her weight gain was bothering her emotionally. Trying to be a good husband, I attempted to boost her spirits by letting her know I noticed all the black pants, that I didn’t think she was fat and that I liked when she wore other colors. I honestly thought I was helping her. She claimed I was trying to control her wardrobe (how dare I tell her what to wear) and everything else I could think of. Basically, she took the situation as way to blame her emotional difficulties on me, instead of dealing with what was really the problem. I should not have been surprised.

Ok. Then do it.

[Tiga KParticipant 1693]

I go to college with my brother and we point this out all the time. black yoga pants + big sunglasses + entitled bitch attitude = almost every single one of them.

[Spank The MisandristsParticipant 2308]

Her pants say Yoga, but her ass probably says McDonald’s

[RoyDalParticipant]

qeeqo wrote:

Women are a hive.

Yep.

Society asks MGTOWs: Why are you not making more tax-slaves?

[TaxGuyParticipant]

Spank The Misandrists wrote:

Her pants say Yoga, but her ass probably says McDonald’s

Dude, when you say something like that, you’ve got to drop the mic as you walk offstage! I’m definitely using that one.

Order the good wine

[Anonymous 5]

The worst thing about females is they dress like complete sluts in sexy as f~~~ tight yoga pants…..

and get p~~~ed off that men are giving them attention! LOL They are insane!

The new thing for females is they wear the sexy yoga pants to FEEL sexy, but then they also tie a sweater around their waist or wear a dress so you can’t look at their ass.

Females are the most insecure creatures on this planet.

They can’t decide on what they want.

[AncientwisdomParticipant 6089]

Is this going on in your area as well?

For 5 years+.

Resident cynic.

[Silpheed1975Participant 355]

Oh yeah, its been going on here in Canada for about five years. But I can’t complain, it gives me miles and miles of ass to look at on a daily basis. Which I don’t mind. I can feel all that backside giving me a lower blood pressure. Bother talking to the girls who’s ass it is that gives me such pleasure to look at,?…no thanks….. lol..

Keep wearing those ass pants, ladies……

Silpheed's Mom Quote: "Having PMS is no excuse to be a bitch.."

[Silpheed1975Participant 355]

But yeah, it’s totally a hive mind kinda thing… it’s almost like a uniform..

Silpheed's Mom Quote: "Having PMS is no excuse to be a bitch.."

[Silpheed1975Participant 355]

Up here in Canada (the cold prairie region) you can really tell who the committed skanks are when the weather hits -30 celcius. If you are in the farenheit scale, dont bother converting from -30 celcius…. 0 degrees celcius is where water freezes. The real committed skanks wear thin yoga pants or short skirts in that weather….its kind of nature’s way of saying… “Avoid these ones” lol.

Silpheed's Mom Quote: "Having PMS is no excuse to be a bitch.."

[bobphiloParticipant 1772]

What’s worse is that some yoga pants are so tight it looks like they just painted their naked lower bodies black. Some even show off their camel toe. Another case of advertising something that’s not for sale, a cruel tease. If a man looks at them he’s a pig. If another women looks she’s flattered. If a man wears anything that tight he’s called a f~~.
Yoga pants should be banned outside of yoga class.

[HitmanParticipant]

i love those f~~~ing yoga pants on bitches ! you can see exactly what her ass and legs look like .. ..keeping in mind it may contain cellulite ( barf ! ) and lots of yeast , blood , diseases ,venereal warts , std’s , crabs , SO much bacteria hiding in that coochie …viruses like warm moist places to grow , like a vagina in yoga pants! that pussy is getting suffocated in there ..haha! little bees in the hive wearing their ” uniforms ” ! don’t forget the ugg boots too ! these bitches are IDIOTS !

[DethklokParticipant 153]

Because it’s comfortable, black is slimming, and men will give them anything they want. I don’t know why they would wear anything else.

[bobphiloParticipant 1772]

Tight yoga pants should only be worn by honest professional whores. All the other c~~~ teasers should be fined for false advertising. I for one hate when these broads go out with sexy clothes with the attitude of , ” Like what you see? Ha Ha, look what you can’t have”. That’s how they like to torture us – it turns them on. If you were hungry would you like a juicy stake waved under your nose and then pulled away? I for one don’t like being tortured that way.

[narwhalParticipant]

bobphilo wrote:

Tight yoga pants should only be worn by honest professional whores. All the other c~~~ teasers should be fined for false advertising. I for one hate when these broads go out with sexy clothes with the attitude of , ” Like what you see? Ha Ha, look what you can’t have”. That’s how they like to torture us – it turns them on. If you were hungry would you like a juicy stake waved under your nose and then pulled away? I for one don’t like being tortured that way.

I’m not sure I get the whole tortured aspect of this. I can’t ever really feel tortured but what a woman wears.. I will say that I’ve felt tortured when someone wears something that’s so ugly I feel like I need the room. Same with smell., or what’s coming out of their mouth. But an attractive woman? Well, if I’m trying to do something else, like work, I don’t care for the distraction. I also understand the hypocrisy of acting like a slut and then being surprised when you are treated as such. But honestly, usually I enjoy the visual stimulation. Some of my best workouts have been when there are a lot of hot women in the gym, not by coincidence.

Ok. Then do it.

[The Moth Attracted to the FlameParticipant 2982]

Spank The Misandrists wrote:

Her pants say Yoga, but her ass probably says McDonald’s

This is just brilliant! XD

[bobphiloParticipant 1772]

The worst part of women going out half-dressed to turn men on is that it’s part of the whole fashion inequality. Women consider their bodies work of arts to be worshiped but not touched. However fashion dictates that men’s bodies are ugly and disgusting and must be covered with layers of clothing – preferably expensive. I can’t buy into this degrading of my male gender.

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