Projectile Cabbage Vomit Dégustation de vins Doux

[iMickey503Participant 12468]

There are many things you ponder about staring into the ceramic beauty that is your OWN CLEAN COMMODE that you usually don’t get to marvel at >so< closely.

And then I think, (In IKEA speak)
HALLÅ? Var är min Gud Damn LED Toalett LJUS!

A few seconds later, and here I was. I have done the impossible. I had thrown up without that undergoing this symphony of motions. Maybe Taking Tylenol is the secret of the Party Frat Throw up routine? Who knew! I will stick to Mr. Adams concoction.

A FEW FLUSHES LATER, (I despise that cheap plastic handle) Shredded Cabbage really has a texture all its own being dispensed @ 42 MPH. (don’t throw up in a school zone)

My entire bowel erupted over the bowl in a splash of color that just seemed to be painted such nice shades. It almost looks artistic 9 hours latter. I better take a photo of it for posterity. I agree with the Wine reviews that it is indeed colorful. I just did not see it before.

I have always thought about being a wine reviewer. One thing that always puzzled me is the rating system. I think people should have a PRE Drink and After p~~~ed out of your mind rating. I’m quite serious about this since as I recall, I have never seemed to think that badly of cheap spirits after the empty bottle.

I noticed that I really like wood painted toilet seats. AND MINE NEEDS TO HAVE THE FINISH REDONE SOON as I saw the paint seems to be wearing down. At that point, I also wondered what kind of paint they use on Toilet seats. And then I thought. Hmm. Why are we still pooping in the USA like folks pooped back in the 1900’s hotels? Surly sir, pooping can be revolutionized and brought into the modern age.

I don’t think I would like those soft foam types. You know, Grandma-ma’s Soft cushion of a seat that feels just as hard when you sit down, but for some reason feels like you are sitting on shi’t, while taking s’hit, on a seat made of sh’it.

It begs the question, what IS the ultimate toilet seat material? I would think it would be some kind of surface that would be semi hard, but form fitting. I was thinking, WHY do Toilet seats not look like racing seats? I mean, those are pretty darn well engineered. I’ve seen people run to the bathroom. Surprised Nike does not offer toilet seats. I’m just saying, the best running at some baseball games is is to throw one in the can.

Well, What a great journey that was.

Being drunk is like going to the land of Make Believe. Instead of Mr. Rodgers, you get Pee Wee Herman.

You are all alone. If you have been falsely accused of RAPE, DV, PLEASE let all men know about the people who did this. http://register-her.net/web/guest/home

[bladeParticipant]

Thats sick . Lol

THE PLANTATION HAS NOW TURNED INTO THE KILLING FIELDS . WOMAN ARE NOW ROLLING CAMBODIAN STYLE .

[iMickey503Participant 12468]

Still better than eating pussy with toilet paper in it. Where you have to pick out the little scraps left over after she pee’s. At first i was like. Wtf? then I was like. Meh, whatever. Low mileage. LOL!

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