Project: Jeet Kune Bro

[Smitty the Great OneParticipant 1535]

Jeet Kune Bro: Way of the Intercepting Dick

Well men it’s time we created a comprehensive defense manual against female manipulation. I know there are several here that could contribute. Key, BP, hell any of us really. I would like to create a small manual we could “train” ourselves and others how to put bitches in check, and keep them there.

Being that some of us still want to date/f~~~ women it is best to give those men a fighting chance so they don’t get their s~~~ f~~~ed up by master manipulator.

Let me know i any of you would like to join me on this project, thanks

 

Life is too long to play by someone elses rules....

[HimeoParticipant 471]

Briffault’s Law:

I Want Something:

[Soul ManParticipant 1856]

Rule #1 – The Way of the Intercepting Pimp Hand

Never pass up an opportunity to put a bitch in check. While she doth protest too much, secretly it makes her panties moist when a man puts her in check. Never mince words with a bitch. Say exactly what you mean and own that s~~~ like a boss. Make sure she knows there are 4 more bitches warmed up in the kennel waiting to curl up by your feet and eat obediently from your boxer shorts. Never be afraid to hit the eject button on a bitch the moment she becomes a liability.

Rule #2 – The Way of the Intercepting DNA Specimen

Always use a rubber. Make sure YOU properly dispose of your DNA soldiers post-launch. Do not deviate from this course or life could suck for 18 years. Additionally, failure to follow this protocol could result in a blind prostitute being able to read your johnson like a braille short story when she gives you a handy.

That is all. Carry on…

HISTORY...learn from it, memorize it, DON'T repeat it...

[AussieBlokeParticipant 144]

I will have to admit my complete ineptitude in these matters, (f~~~ I’m 46 years old and have NO F~~~ING IDEA about this stuff).

It feels like I spent almost an entire lifetime falling victim to the evil manipulations of every woman I have ever been in contact with.

I am not going to be able to contribute to this thread, But I BEG all of you who can, to do so, I will be watching and learning, draining every morsel you can offer with a hunger unknown in human history!

For ME at least this needs to become a kind of martial art, ( I have no idea what “Jeet Kune” means) but if it has any positive meaning in relation to form of self defense then that must now become my martial art.

Perhaps the next time I encounter a woman intent of manipulating me or the situation I can fend her off with the words…..”Fail, I am a master of Jeet Kune” LOL 😉

 

Edits are to fix spelling errors, (I’m having a couple of pints of Guinness, but no need to become sloppy!)…..Yet! LOL

The harder the fight the sweeter the victory

[StargazerParticipant 12505]

Jeet Kune Do was Bruce Lee’s style of martial arts. The basic premise was “Borrow from everything, keep what works for you, throw out the rest and follow nobody else’s code of how to do things.” Bruce Lee was basically the MGHOW of martial arts in a time where martial arts was all about schools, masters, rankings and dogma.

I will agree with Soul Man and say that the single most important thing a man can do with regard to females is avoid entrapment. That means 1) no babies 2) no foothold in your home 3) no violence 4) no arguing 5) no contracts 6) no doing what you’re told.

In short, the single most important thing is the word NO. Be prepared to tell a female no and to walk out when things get ugly, even if it means losing sexual access to her.

The second, I would say, is defend your person, your belongings, your home and your basis of support from female destruction. There are some things you just can’t say no to… so you have to defend yourself from attacks that you may not see coming. Get a vasectomy, keep your assets out of her reach, do not give her access to your home and do not introduce her to your family, your close friends or your work relationships. A vindictive female can destroy all of these things in a week’s time and here’s nothing you can do to stop her once she has the ability to do so.

That’s all I’ve got for now.

[AussieBlokeParticipant 144]

I’ve been thinking about the vasectomy thing for a few weeks now, I saw a video that told a story about a guy that did not tell his gf that he had had one, when she got pregnant and tried to trap him, he showed her proof of the vasectomy and called her out for the cheating c~~~ she was. She had a choice about the child of course, but knew then that she would have to stick with the other guy or go it alone.

I have to say – I f~~~ing love that story, would love to have been there when that confrontation was happening.

It reminds me of a story from when I was a young guy, visiting my mum, I had joined the Army and was home for my forst annual Christmas leave.

I went out to a party at a friend’s place and afterwards would up at some strangers place to crash, the daughter of that woman was about 15 (I was 19), anyway, this kid crept into the room I was sleeping in and woke me up by trying to take my clothes off.

Once I figured out what the f~~~ was going on, (it was pitch dark) I asked her what the f~~~ she thought she was doing, she tried the “I really like you” bit, but I knew that was bulls~~~ as she was asleep when her mother and I got there and I had not even seen her.

 

Anyway, after digging a little deeper, it turns out that her mother could not have any more kids and she (the mother) wanted a baby around the house, apparently they had talked about it and the 15 year old had agreed to have a kid by some random stranger so the mother would not be lonely.

This totally f~~~ed with my head I have to say, so I promptly, woke the mother up and gave her my opinion of the whole thing and got the f~~~ out of there asap. Women are f~~~ing dangerous when it comes to kids.

The harder the fight the sweeter the victory

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