post wall grocery shopping…

[BeerParticipant 11832]

I used to only go grocery shopping late at night because it was empty…but I realized recently if I go around 7-8pm its like hunting time for the post wallers which is fantastic for entertainment purposes.

Last trip to the grocery store I walked in, and a mid 30s post waller was standing in the floral department looking at flowers. I made eye contact on the way by and she smiled, so I smiled back…pretty much same reaction I’d have had even if it was a 70 year old man or something. I didn’t think much of it, but I finish my shopping and 20-30 minutes later as I’m on my way out…she’s still standing there. The floral department is “closed” at this point…all you can get out of there is potted plants, and there is probably about 8-10 varieties to choose from…meaning if you wanted to buy one it should literally be about a 3 minute decision for the average person. As I’m walking out…she’s making eye contact with me again smiling at me. I gave her a slight head nod, and left lol. Apparently standing near the entrance/exit at a grocery store smiling at any adequate looking guy who walks by is a great way to get male attention…vs you know…saying high or actually trying to make a little small talk and see if you can get a conversation going.

The trip before that I had some chick pass by me 3 times until she finally caught me in an aisle with a u boat in it and conveniently blocked the narrow part of the aisle with her cart. What was I going to do…chat her up a bit while I waited for her to move? Nah, she looked at me and smiled while standing there making no movement at all to get out of the way, so I politely said “excuse me,” and continued on my way lol.

I’m not one of those guys who thinks every girl that looks at me wants me, but I have a pretty good sense of when one is trying to flirt or baiting for attention, and these women crack me up at how they go about it! What would there reaction be to some dude standing by the door gawking at them as they pass by, or some guy lapping them multiple times and then blocking an aisle on them? Clearly it wouldn’t be the reaction they are hoping to get by doing those very same things. Its hilarious acting oblivious and leaving them wondering “What’s wrong with me? Why didn’t he try to talk?” I can’t wait until my next grocery store trip…let’s see what kind of post wallers I stumble upon next time! Maybe it’ll be a repeat sighting and they’ll have a new tactic to try next time lol.

[ILiveAgainParticipant]

It’s worth the extra for home delivery ?

I think we’re now at a stage of ‘equality’ where the females can now approach, takes risk and be accepted or rejected.

Meanwhile …. continue your shopping good sir.

Duck and avoid.

[MotivParticipant 441]

wrong thread sorry

Cool story babe now go make me a sandwich

[TaxGuyParticipant]

Good for you Beer. I’m kinda the opposite of you. I have a really bad sense of when a woman is flirting. The end result is still the same though. She will still end up wondering what is wrong with her.

And the same number of f~~~s will be given: zero.

Order the good wine

[OgreParticipant 5863]

If you’re feeling extra mean you could always look straight at her as you walk towards the flower display, right before you reach her say excuse me (watch her start to get excited), and then reaching around her like she didn’t move far enough out of your way grab one of the arrangements. Walk away.

Even if you don’t want the flowers or you know that you would kill a living plant, there is a grave somewhere that would benefit from a little decoration. Old folks homes would also be willing to take your gift to brighten the place up.

I failed to realize in my youth that I was the prize. I was going to work. I was going to earn. Little did I realize that due to feminism, that no longer meant I had to share. Road soon, Desert after.

[Crazy CanuckMember 4215]

This is why I go grocery shopping around 10 pm. My grocery store closes at 11 pm. Not too many people around at 10 pm most people are in bed or getting ready for bed. I had a few older women tried to get my attention apparently trying to pick me up. it’s just beyond creepy. I even had a female employee in another grocery store follow me everywhere. She even followed me to the check out and glad when I was done and I never went back to the grocery store. Mind you she looked like 15 to 17.

I’ve had female customers purposely wearing tops that showed most of their boobs. No woman would wear these tops. It’s amazing not a single woman asked me out and I rejected them all lol

"If pussy was a stock it would be plummeting right now because you've flooded the market with it. You're giving it away too easy." - Dave Chapelle

[RennieParticipant]

Crazy Canuck wrote:

This is why I go grocery shopping around 10 pm. My grocery store closes at 11 pm. Not too many people around at 10 pm most people are in bed or getting ready for bed.

I do that sometimes too. But even then I still encountered one of my female bosses in the checkout. The only person in line behind me.

I even had a female employee in another grocery store follow me everywhere. She even followed me to the check out and glad when I was done and I never went back to the grocery store. Mind you she looked like 15 to 17.

Maybe she decided you were a shoplifter. Was she hot atleast?

[BeerParticipant 11832]

Ogre wrote:

If you’re feeling extra mean you could always look straight at her as you walk towards the flower display, right before you reach her say excuse me (watch her start to get excited), and then reaching around her like she didn’t move far enough out of your way grab one of the arrangements. Walk away.

Haha…the thought might have popped through my mind how hilarious it would have been to go over and start a little small talk with her just to crush her with asking for her advice on which arrangement I should buy for my girlfriend. I’m not that much of a dick though…I won’t deal with a woman’s s~~~ but its not in my nature to go out of my way to give it to them either. At that point a single post waller with pick up skills on that level has already f~~~ed herself over in life good and proper…no need for me to rub salt in a wound.

[MichaelSpectator 544]

Good read. Word up. The grocery store is a favorite hunting ground for these post wallers. You’re going to have many more of these stories, especially if you live in/just moved to a large metropolitan area.

She doesn’t know what to do or say. She’s spent her entire life on American Idol harshly judging others. Now it’s time for her to sing and all she can do is stand in front of the closed floral department and wait for you. I honestly feel sorry for them sometimes. Before – all they had to do was wait. Instead they overplayed their hands at the casino. Now all their chips are gone and they don’t have a clue what do to. They can’t leave the casino – that would mean utter failure. So they stand their and wait for YOU to approach them. And hopefully you’ll have a pocket full of chips they can play with or take in divorce court.

There they stand. The age on their face. Trying to “dress young”. Standing at an angle. Posturing up to look “sophisticated” and “confident”- and all the male attributes they copy believing it makes them attractive. Next thing you know the 19 year old cashier walks by. Messy hair. No makeup. Work clothes. I get 10000x mentally sprung from a young “6” cashier – then from a “10” post waller. Now, after watching the 19 year old cashier, I look back over and see that 35+ has been – and she looks REALLY OLD.

I have these encounters regularly. They remind me of what’s wrong with this society when an attractive female in her mid-late twenties, even a few years away from hitting the wall is in full hypergemy mode expecting a stand out audition – while staring at her i-phone putting off good guys and marriage and ‘playing the field’, only to turn into a desperate post waller at the grocery store 5-6 year later.

It used to make me very angry to get hit on by these women. Especially since I worked so hard to make a high income. Now I just laugh. You will notice (I’m just generalizing based on my own experience) they will intentionally “put themselves in your way”. Like blocking your cart? So you HAVE to talk to them even to say “excuse me” or running in front of you to butt in line. A post waller did this to me at Whole Foods a couple days ago.

They will do anything little or intentional to “hijack your attention” forcing you to talk to them first. I’ve even had some really desperate ones make an uncomfortable scene by blatantly questioning, yelling or hitting on me in the aisles and in lines. God dammed old bags!

It’s SO IRRITATING.

They could have done this when they were young and hot but chose not to or only for the most Alpha guys. And since look confident, well dressed, no wedding ring with a full cart of organics they are all over it.

I find their attempts INSULTING.

Trust me your going to have allot more of these stories as more and more post waller’s come into the dating market. I bet this website could have another section called “grocery store stories” with all these desperate post wallers who turn a 30 minute visit into 3 hours.

[OldBillParticipant]

Great thread, Beer. It reminds me of Michael’s thread from a few weeks ago about a post-Wall skank hanging around a building lobby in LA.

I’ve had women drop phone numbers in my grocery cart, wait outside the doors, even have their children approach me. I can’t count the number of times they’ve tried the tired old pick up lines in the produce section about how to judge the freshness or ripeness of some selection. It’s pathetic and I’d laugh out loud if I didn’t mind using other people for my own amusement.

This isn’t a case of women being attracted to some matinee idol either. I’ve below average looks, but I’m fairly trim and comfortable financially. It’s the shoes, clothes, and car which tips them off, so I’ve started to ‘dress down” on grocery day.

Thirty years ago I barely rated a glance. Today there are any of number of desperate, barren, post-Wall, failures who’d degrade themselves in any imaginable way if I’d just “rescue” them from the wretched lives they’ve fashioned for themselves.

Sorry, ladies. I wasn’t Captain Save-A-Ho in my twenties and I’m certainly not going to start now. It’s best that you learn to love your boxed wine, vibrators, cats, and Netflix accounts because Prince Charming left the building decades ago.

Do not date. Do not impregnate. Do not co-habitate. Above all, do not marry. Reclaim and never again surrender your personal sovereignty.

[TaxGuyParticipant]

One of my personal favorites is being in line with a full cart and having a guy with only a few items come in behind me. I always let them go first. The guy usually has beer as one of his items. He will say “you sure?”. I’ll respond with ” dude, you’ve got beer to drink. You’ll be home having a cold one by the time I’m leaving the store. Just think of me when you crack open that first one.”. The guy will usually laugh and say thanks.

Inevitabley after that some chick will get in line with a few items hoping for the same treatment. I just ignore them and make them wait. Seriously, how many people do you expect me to cut into the line?

P~~~es them off every time….

Order the good wine

[Anonymous 42]

Women are like magnets looking for steel! They can’t just be happy living alone. Not more than minutes after breaking up, they’re looking to do it all over again! A viscous cycle of repetition that leaves them standing in a supermarket posing as hunk of meat!

Unlike women, the more times we break up, the less we want to do it again!
The main difference? We learn, they don’t!

[BeerParticipant 11832]

OldBill wrote:

Thirty years ago I barely rated a glance. Today there are any of number of desperate, barren, post-Wall, failures who’d degrade themselves in any imaginable way if I’d just “rescue” them from the wretched lives they’ve fashioned for themselves.

Sorry, ladies. I wasn’t Captain Save-A-Ho in my twenties and I’m certainly not going to start now. It’s best that you learn to love your boxed wine, vibrators, cats, and Netflix accounts because Prince Charming left the building decades ago.

Hahaha…that is how I feel as well man. If you told me while I was in my 20s how much the dynamics would change in my 30s I wouldn’t have believed you. I used to think women were sweet innocent things and the end game was to find a nice one to marry…but after spending my 20s seeing how they act and having some experience with their self entitled attitudes, monkey branching, and sluttery, every time a post waller or a single mom hits on me now I don’t know whether to laugh at her or feel bad for her…but either way one thing remains constant, she’s about 10 years too late for me to want to build a life with her, especially considering what a train wreck most of them have turned their life into.

[Crazy CanuckMember 4215]

Rennie wrote:

I even had a female employee in another grocery store follow me everywhere. She even followed me to the check out and glad when I was done and I never went back to the grocery store. Mind you she looked like 15 to 17.

Maybe she decided you were a shoplifter. Was she hot atleast?

Nope it was obvious with the look on her face she had the hots for me. She was cute however likely she was under 18. This was at a time I lost trust in women I had plenty of chances to get laid with hot women I just couldn’t be bothered because some were married or had boyfriends.

My local grocery store will bring out the groceries to your car for you, you simply order and pay ahead. All you need to do is call them to let know you’re there to pick up the groceries. You won’t have to deal with any woman unless it’s the person bringing out the groceries.

"If pussy was a stock it would be plummeting right now because you've flooded the market with it. You're giving it away too easy." - Dave Chapelle

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