Possible Star Wars 7 Spoiler…

[Governor Megachris%Participant 3584]

I’ve been seeing a leak out that’s becoming so widespread it could be true…or a huge trolling.

I won’t cover most of the major spoilers in case they ARE true, BUT there’s one that particularly bothers me.

Rey, the obvious new female lead, will become a Jedi in the end and will be considered to be the most powerful Jedi ever.

I gotta say, if that’s true, then that prediction of mine was right.

[KeymasterKeymaster]

Governor Megachris% wrote:

Rey, the obvious new female lead, will become a Jedi in the end and will be considered to be the most powerful Jedi ever.

…… right , and then Episode VIII — “The Fempire Sucks C~~~” ,,,,,, it opens with her cuckholding Finn….. she goes after yoda for alimony and child support……. and has a 3 way double anal lightsabre session with Boba and Jango Fett……. who we will later find out are trans-gendered-lesbian twin brothers “Fook you” and “Fook me”

Way too predictable.

The female protagonist is already “spoiler” enough. As the most powerful “strong and independent” Jedi – ever – it will make for great comedy. Like when Leeam Neeson told Anakin that “the force” is midiclorian molecules. I spit my popcorn out into the wig in front of me.

If you keep doing what you've always done... you're gonna keep getting what you always got.

[RockmaninoffParticipant 1641]

Keymaster wrote:

Like when Leeam Neeson told Anakin that “the force” is midiclorian molecules. I spit my popcorn out into the wig in front of me.

Come on guys. It’s really not that big of a deal.

". . . elle, suivant l’usage des femmes et des chats qui ne viennent pas quand on les appelle et qui viennent quand on ne les appelle pas, s’arrêta devant moi et m’adressa la parole"—Prosper Mérimée

[RoyDalParticipant]

I’m waiting to rent the DVD. Patience, patience. It’ll be out in half a year or so.
That said, I’ve already heard all about the spoilers. YouTube v-bloggers have let all the secrets out.

Society asks MGTOWs: Why are you not making more tax-slaves?

[SkeptiskParticipant 3679]

RoyDal wrote:

I’m waiting to rent the DVD. Patience, patience. It’ll be out in half a year or so.
That said, I’ve already heard all about the spoilers. YouTube v-bloggers have let all the secrets out.

It isn’t a spoiler if it suck, and from all signs I’ve seen, it will suck. It’s the times we live in – the gynocentric age. Don’t expect good films to be produced, and we’ve all seen the signs for years.

"Expecting to find a decent woman on a dating site is like dumpster diving and expecting to come out with a gourmet meal." Won'tGetFooledAgain

[KeymasterKeymaster]

Rockmaninoff wrote:

Come on guys. It’s really not that big of a deal.

Just having fun, man. It’s a movie.

When Ghostbusters came out, nobody was running around say “omg it’s so unfair that men are always the leads – PATRIARCHY!!! – lets’ make a female ghostbusters and show how equal women are!!!!”. The theaters we’re PACKED with men and women laughing their heads off. NOW, Hollywood wants to make point. What a difference 30 years makes.

So I have a little fun with them.

If you keep doing what you've always done... you're gonna keep getting what you always got.

[uchibenkeiParticipant 7965]

Just watched it. She does not become the greatest jedi ever.

I bathe in the tears of single moms.

[Big BossParticipant 4496]

Rockmaninoff wrote:

Keymaster wrote:

Like when Leeam Neeson told Anakin that “the force” is midiclorian molecules. I spit my popcorn out into the wig in front of me.

Come on guys. It’s really not that big of a deal.

Bro I need you to step away from the keyboard right now. Go to a corner and think about what you just said.

[Anonymous 0]

What biggu bossu said. Midichlorians ain’t no f~~~in’ joke to me.

Although I like the Jar Jar = Sith theory.

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