Porch Pirates

[FunInTheSunParticipant 8283]

A growing problem for people who like to do internet shopping is: people stealing packages on front door steps.

I can think of a couple of solutions to this problem:

1. Build a large “mailbox” for packages. It can be rigged so the door automatically locks after the package is placed inside. Or the package can move on an automatic conveyor belt to a safe location.

2. Start a business that charges a fee for accepting and storing packages. People who are at work will no longer have to worry about packages sitting on their doorsteps all day, vulnerable to thieves.

I used to have a job delivering packages from stores and businesses. Whenever I’d drive to rich people’s neighborhoods, there was usually someone in the house to sign for the package. One house had a private security guard (in a security booth) to accept packages. That was cool. The owner of the house never had to deal with door to door salespeople and other riff raff.

I found a couple of interesting videos. I wish someone had a video of a guard dog biting a porch pirate. That would make my day.

"I saw that there comes a point, in the defeat of any man of virtue, when his own consent is needed for evil to win-and that no manner of injury done to him by others can succeed if he chooses to withhold his consent. I saw that I could put an end to your outrages by pronouncing a single word in my mind. I pronounced it. The word was ‘No.’" (Atlas Shrugged)

[Anonymous 2]

Lots of s~~~bags in the world!thats why I don’t trust 90% of people. Shame!

[MGTOW_MikeParticipant 6253]

Anonymous wrote:

Lots of s~~~bags in the world!thats why I don’t trust 90% of people. Shame!

This is just a package, still a petty crime, but divorce rape causing male suicide….no words to describe.

A tranquil mind is neither happy nor sad, it is uninfluenced by external conditions.

[Secret Agent MGTOWParticipant 22546]

MGTOW_Mike wrote:

Rotor79 wrote:

Lots of s~~~bags in the world!thats why I don’t trust 90% of people. Shame!

This is just a package, still a petty crime, but divorce rape causing male suicide….no words to describe.

“just a package”

You say that having no clue exactly what is inside peoples’ packages, how critical of an item or items that could be for someone with medical issues or a critical part to keep a vital machine working, or whatever.

The repercussions of divorce rape are staggering and need no comparisons. You don’t need to minimize one type of crime to maximize the other.

Women want everything, but want responsibility and accountability for nothing.

[FunInTheSunParticipant 8283]

Suggestions for a bait package:

1. A box with rattlesnakes.

2. A box with a stink bomb.

3. A box with cactus leaves.

"I saw that there comes a point, in the defeat of any man of virtue, when his own consent is needed for evil to win-and that no manner of injury done to him by others can succeed if he chooses to withhold his consent. I saw that I could put an end to your outrages by pronouncing a single word in my mind. I pronounced it. The word was ‘No.’" (Atlas Shrugged)

[MGTOW_MikeParticipant 6253]

Secret Agent MGTOW wrote:

You say that having no clue exactly what is inside peoples’ packages, how critical of an item or items that could be for someone with medical issues or a critical part to keep a vital machine working, or whatever.

True that…hands down.

A tranquil mind is neither happy nor sad, it is uninfluenced by external conditions.

[sidecarParticipant 35838]

GPS tracking? Naw.

IEDs are a more effective, permanent, darwinian solution.

[MGTOW_MikeParticipant 6253]

sidecar wrote:

GPS tracking? Naw.

IEDs are a more effective, permanent, darwinian solution.

Or some s~~~ in a box.

A tranquil mind is neither happy nor sad, it is uninfluenced by external conditions.

[NerevarParticipant 8040]

MGTOW_Mike wrote:

sidecar wrote:

GPS tracking? Naw.

IEDs are a more effective, permanent, darwinian solution.

Or some s~~~ in a box.

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Damn, hoped it was explosive s~~~, like the dude in the house would press a button and turn the car into a driving s~~~fest.

"One of the best things internet exposed is just how insane women are." - Freeman_K

[Anonymous 1]

If I had a recurring problem like that, I would definitely bait the thieves. When they open the box…Surpise, Exploding Muriatic Acid all over the place. Hehehe…

[Ranger OneParticipant 16836]

I’d boobytrap the porch so that when the package gets picked up, a trapdoor opens and they fall into a cell in which they are trapped.

That is possible with my house, which has a cinderblock room under the porch.

It’d be much more fun to have them trapped in a sound-proofed cell. So many options.

Also, so much potential for science experiments.

All my life I've had doubts about who I am, where I belonged. Now I'm like the arrow that springs from the bow. No hesitation, no doubts. The path is clear. And what are you? Alive. Everything else is negotiable. Women have rights; men have responsibilities; MGTOW have freedom. Marriage is for chumps. If someone stands in the way of true justice, you simply walk up behind them and stab them in the heart-R'as al Ghul.

[MorpheusParticipant 2177]

Personally, I would booby trap with a massive squirt of permanent ink which would hit the face. And some powerful itching powder to go along with it.

[GrumpyParticipant]

Comparing the theft of personal mail, Which is a Federal Crime, is it not? to divorce rape, which is not against federal or provincial/state law, and actually supported by the “state” is highly disingenuous and an invalid comparison.
The only things they have in common is the theft of property that the thieves have convinced themselves they have a “right” to, and suffer no real consequence when caught.

Yes, it is “just” a package. However it is not “their” package. They didn’t pay for it.
The word “just”, which is a derivative of the word JUSTICE, is misused to minimize the intent, act, and lasting negative effects of any action.
Not so long ago, thieves of every stripe were punished for their crimes. Now society just pats them on the head, and sends them on their merry way with the proceeds of their ill gotten gains.

There was a time in my life when I gave a fuck. Now you have to pay ME for it

[MonkParticipant 17044]

I recall reading of a US man who got so tired of repeated burglaries that he booby-trapped a vacuum cleaner.

Commercial high explosive in the dust bag, set to detonate when it was switched on.

It was duly stolen, but no explosion was ever reported in the press.

[GregB0Participant]

Anonymous wrote:

Lots of s~~~bags in the world!

Lets hope that the associated video footage was used against these would be robbers to get them into the system.

Just another example of folks thinking that it is their right to do what they want, whenever they want with absolutely no consequence for their actions.

Else, you have to begin “securing” those external resources you need to Go Your Own Way.

​"​My father didn't tell me how to live; he lived, and let me watch him do it.​" - Clarence Buddinton Kelland

[OldBillParticipant]

Watch those videos and read those news reports then tell me again about how Amazon is going to deliver the stuff your order by drone.

Do not date. Do not impregnate. Do not co-habitate. Above all, do not marry. Reclaim and never again surrender your personal sovereignty.

[SkeptiskParticipant 3679]

What happened with picking up your own goddamn stuff?

"Expecting to find a decent woman on a dating site is like dumpster diving and expecting to come out with a gourmet meal." Won'tGetFooledAgain

[sidecarParticipant 35838]

OldBill wrote:

Amazon is going to deliver the stuff your order by drone.

In a completely unrelated story, everyone in the hood takes up “duck hunting”.

[FunInTheSunParticipant 8283]

Skeptisk wrote:

What happened with picking up your own goddamn stuff?

If Amazon had local pick up stations, I’d do that (’cause I don’t trust some my neighbors).

"I saw that there comes a point, in the defeat of any man of virtue, when his own consent is needed for evil to win-and that no manner of injury done to him by others can succeed if he chooses to withhold his consent. I saw that I could put an end to your outrages by pronouncing a single word in my mind. I pronounced it. The word was ‘No.’" (Atlas Shrugged)

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