Poopin in the woods

[B4TOWParticipant 209]

If a woman poops in the woods, she covers it up like a cat. You will never find it.
If a man poops in the woods.. He’s got signs.

My poop
100 feet

Precious Pile
50 feet

Almost There
25 Feet

Neon sign with a generator running and arrows pointing to it.

I think men like their poop cause that is our pregnancy. It’s always a still-birth but we love them all. 🙂

[xlrsnbrgParticipant 1786]

What?!

A man shouldn't make his life's objective to be on the side of the majority, but to avoid finding himself in the ranks of the insane. (Marcus Aurelius)

[Anonymous 3]

WTF what have you been drinking my fellow MGTOW bro? 🙂

[KeymasterKeymaster]

Yeah I remember when I smoked my first joint.

If you keep doing what you've always done... you're gonna keep getting what you always got.

[The Long WalkParticipant 1282]

I’ll take your word for it.

[RennieParticipant]

The hell?

[Anonymous 42]

At first I read this post and walked away…

Now I’m back, I remember my first joint of some really really good s~~~…

[John Woods 13Participant 2855]

Wrong forum category B4TOW.
Any topic containing scatological content is to be started in the aptly named Litter Box forum.

The answer is NO. “I could but I won’t”. Memini murum!

[B4TOWParticipant 209]

my bad fellas.. Sometimes my brain goes a loft.. thanks for bringing me back.
It will most likely happen again. 🙂

[Anonymous 24]

I am stoned right now, maybe that is why this post made me laugh my ass off!!!

Edit- I think you can guess who you got the +1 from…

[B4TOWParticipant 209]

Anonymous wrote:

I am stoned right now, maybe that is why this post made me laugh my ass off!!!

Now I am laughing. I got one of you. I call that a good day.

[anonymousyamParticipant 4605]

What have you been smoking lately man? because i want some that.

Just an east coast asshole who likes to curse, If you get offended by words like fuck, cunt, shit, piss, bitch or any racial slurs then you just scroll down.

[SkeptiskParticipant 3679]

LMAO!! One of those “If the bear poops in the woods, will somebody yell ‘Timber!‘?”

The Long Walk wrote:

I’ll take your word for it.

Nope, just the smell should be enough warning of WMD…

"Expecting to find a decent woman on a dating site is like dumpster diving and expecting to come out with a gourmet meal." Won'tGetFooledAgain

[AnthonyParticipant 2281]

Keymaster wrote:

Yeah I remember when I smoked my first joint.

This post makes me not want to smoke any joint. Ha.

Once you have a Fleshlight real vaginas become worthless.

[NerevarParticipant 8040]

Haha 😀

It’s just like us taking a s~~~ on the toilet: we always turn around to admire our work before flushing it!

"One of the best things internet exposed is just how insane women are." - Freeman_K

[Anonymous 24]

Another pal was f~~~ing a stripper in his car and shot a torpedo out. It is tapered so your ass does not slam shut.

If this ever happens to me I am pretty sure I would instantly become asexual.

[Silverstone the SecondParticipant]

Ate the f~~~ up.

Feminism is a movement where opinions are presented as facts and emotions are presented as evidence.

[xlrsnbrgParticipant 1786]

Penile fracture, happens with woman on top usually. It’s horrible.

A man shouldn't make his life's objective to be on the side of the majority, but to avoid finding himself in the ranks of the insane. (Marcus Aurelius)

[Jan SobieskiParticipant 28791]

Always keep a roll of toilet paper in a plastic bag in your car.

You will thank me.

Love is just alimony waiting to happen. Visit mgtow.com.

[EyeswideopenParticipant 2930]

Google it…must have a medical term

Penile # (fracture)

- Marriage is described as an institution. You would have to be crazy to be commited to it. -"If you want to live a happy life, tie it to a goal. Not people or things" Albert Einstein

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