Politically Incorrect humor thread

[MaxParticipant 887]

Post the most offensive and controversial jokes

I became a MGTOW because this was the only logical solution for a man survive in a world replete of gynocentrism and biased against men!

[The Skank SpankerParticipant 1372]

A muslim walks into a gaybar.

The bartender asks him, what will it be tonight?

Shots for everyone.

[KeymasterKeymaster]

*Clears throat and rolls up sleeves…..*

I have a joke, but it’s, like, REALLY offensive.
Like REALLY, REALLY BAD – and politically incorrect.
And I don’t want to offend anyone here.

So instead of using the word “breasts”…..
I’m gonna say: “Biddly-diddlies”.

And instead of using the word, you know, “vagina”…..
I’m gonna say: “Viddly-diddly”.

And instead of using the word, um, “penis”…..
I’m gonna say: “Piddly-diddly”.

Got that? Because it’s very important.
So let me repeat and make sure you got it right.

“Biddly-diddlies”….
“Viddly-diddly”…..
and “Piddly-diddly”.

You know, because I really don’t want to set anyone off.

You got that all?
Excellent.

OK, so this HUUUUUUUGE n*gga f~~~s this nun in the ass…..

If you keep doing what you've always done... you're gonna keep getting what you always got.

[KeymasterKeymaster]

Little Dirty Johnny is 4 years old – and he has a swearing problem. The kid has a mouth like a toilet. He’s at school in class, and the teacher says “OK kids! Today is word association day. We’re going to make a word with every letter of the alphabet. A for Apple and so on….”

Little Dirty Johnny already has his hand up and is jumping up and down in his seat….

“TEACHER!!! TEACHER!!! PICK ME!!! LETTER A!!!!!!”

The teacher thinks to herself: “No way am I asking Johnny. He’s probably going to say ASSHOLE or something”. So she asks Billy and other kids instead. Now it’s time for letter “B”.

Little Dirty Johnny blurts out:

“TEACHER!!! TEACHER!!! PICK ME!!! LETTER B!!!!!! I GOT ONE FOR LETTER B!!!!!! “

The teacher thinks he’s probably going to say “BITCH” or something. So she asks little Suzy. And then she asks Ricky, and Jamie….. and now they are up to the letter “R”, and by this time little Dirty Johnny is exhausted . He’s been holding his hand up forever.

“TEACHER!!! TEACHER!!! PICK ME!!! LETTER R!!”

The teacher thinks to herself:
“Hmm, well R is pretty safe. OK Johnny. What word can you make with the letter “R”??

“RATS!!!!!! GREAT BIG F~~~IN’ RATS WITH HUUUUUGE C~~~S!!!!”

If you keep doing what you've always done... you're gonna keep getting what you always got.

[RennieParticipant]

[MaxParticipant 887]

I became a MGTOW because this was the only logical solution for a man survive in a world replete of gynocentrism and biased against men!

[UintatheriumParticipant 1861]

LOL
How do I embed this video in the forum?

MGTOW: because you can (and should) say anything about a woman as long as she isn't within earshot

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