Plenty of fat….

[NerevarParticipant 8040]

Anonymous wrote:

How many moons orbit that planet?!!

One of those is not a moon…

"One of the best things internet exposed is just how insane women are." - Freeman_K

[EtrangereParticipant 706]

While non-Hispanic white women weigh 165.4 pounds and are 5 feet 4 inches tall (on average), the average non-Hispanic black women weighs 187.9 pounds and is also 5 feet 4 inches tall. Additionally, the average Hispanic women weighs 160.6 pounds and is 5 feet 2 inches tall, and the average Mexican-American woman weight 161.5 pounds and is also 5 feet 2 inches tall.

None of those dimensions jingle my hormones so I’ll stick to porn.

[Zuberi TauParticipant 10606]

T~~~ logic 101:
1. I’m shapely(Fat)
2. I’m a Vegetarian (Fat)
3. I’m a little thick (Fat)
4. I’m Average (Fat)
5. I’m a little big but I’m healthy (Fat)
6. I’m big boned (Fat)

[The Moth Attracted to the FlameParticipant 2982]

Anonymous wrote:

http://www.pof.com/viewprofile.aspx?profile_id=113616214

That shower pic, though…

[BeerParticipant 11832]

The Moth Attracted to the Flame wrote:

That shower pic, though…

That was a shower? I thought she was in her aquarium.

[Anonymous 12]

A lot of the men who marry these land whales are what I call “Ranchers” they want the home, the kids, the whole works and to them it seems perfectly acceptable that their woman if not already will get fat. These men are Beta’s at best and accept that their role in life is to work, impregnate their woman and make her happy in any way they can.

[SolidusXParticipant 854]

I hear yeah all brothers, most women these days are just wasted (cue grand theft auto ‘wasted’ music). Piles of fat lathered in chick mags and hair lips… Where I live we even have the honour of these land whales carrying around fat kids… so the cycle continues. The worst is when you are stuck behind these sub species in the grocery isle while they fart and groan under their own weight.

Knowledge is power..... Don't waste your brain on bullshit

[RiargsParticipant 320]

I know it’s been said before, but along with some other guys I actually knew a guy that seriously LOVED land whales.

He couldn’t get enough of them. He had them lined up. They would park at his house and wait outside for him to finish off screwing another land whale, they would actually wait their turn!

He lived across the street from me once. He was a simpering chimpanzee like manchild mangina blue pill weasel whose job was – you guessed it – the US Postal Service.

He was a Mailman!

He met most of his Land Whale “dates” on his Mail Route.

He asked me once to help him move something inside that pigsty he laughingly called a house, so in the interest of neighborly harmony I took a deep breath and entered his lair. We were moving a dresser out of his bedroom, because it was kind of big and the land whales were complaining that they couldn’t maneuver their way to his bed because it was blocking them – or some such rubbish.

When we got to his bedroom I noticed that all he had on the floor was a plain bare upper mattress – there was no box spring in sight!

I had to ask “Uh, Dude, where’s the rest of your bed”?

He said “Dude, they kept breaking my bed so I had to throw it out in the end man! All’s I’s got left’s is dis old mattress and da love of all dem women!”

Once again, I couldn’t resist, so I asked “Dude, what’s with the BIG women? Don’t you like anything, say, a little smaller?”

He replied “Dude, all dems big gurls needs loving and ‘ttention, and I’s here to give it to ’em!”

The guys gotta be dead by now, crushed when some land whale inadvertently rolled over on him in bed.

"In my many years I have come to the conclusion that one useless man is a shame, two are a law firm and three or more is a Government..." - John Adams

[Anonymous 11]

@beer:

You absolutely right. It’s way cheaper to prepare your own food. I just ate two “Yard bird” eggs from my chickens and a cup of plain Greek yogurt for breakfast.

The eggs are free as my birds are free range and never even bother eating the chicken feed during the warm season.

I’m going take a running tally of men versus women utilizing whale transport units. I have a Walmart a stone’s throw from my house so it won’t take me very long.

We ganged up on a whale at a Publix and forced it to let a truly disabled man use the last available whale cart. We shamed her into it. It was me and two women.

Guess what. The whale pushed her own shopping cart.

[Anonymous 42]

SolidusX wrote:

The worst is when you are stuck behind these sub species in the grocery isle while they fart and groan under their own weight.

When they’re not farting and groaning their walechair is! I’ll never forget the smell burning motor nor the sound of groaning and growling as these motors are pushed past their mfg. specifications. I’m surprised they don’t catch on fire! It’s easier to burn electricity and motors than it is to burn one single calorie. The good thing is they won’t be collecting any retirement, they die long before that age. Back in the 80’s I knew a guy that was almost 400 lbs. He died at the age 31, less than half the normal retirement age. His heart couldn’t take all the work of pumping blood through restricted vessels, so it popped!

[Anonymous 22]

Anonymous wrote:

Every one of these lard buckets made it from the car to the whalechair charging station! They should walk by the scooters straight to the bottled water then leave!

Is that really her ass or is the wheelchair design just different?

[LurchParticipant 3866]

Anonymous wrote:

How many moons orbit that planet?!!

Obi-Wan: “That’s no moon. It’s a land whale.”

Han Solo: “It’s too big to be a human.”

Luke: “I have a very bad feeling about this.”

Blue-Pill Virgin: Women hate me! That's what it is.
MGTOW Man: Hate them back; it works for me.

[MoonlightParticipant 223]

There’s overweight women at my work who waddle around like penguins. They use electric wheelchairs to get around when they have business throughout the building.

There’s also some that claim it’s hard for them to lose weight because of genetics or that they have a slow metabolism. I see them come in with fast food, eat an entire bag of potato chips at lunch and drink nothing but sugary drinks. They also avoid physical work, sometimes getting slim women to do it for them.

The real problem is staring at them right in the face.

[hdvrodParticipant 1109]

This joke stands the test of time:

– I’m fat because obesity runs in my family

– No, you’re fat because nobody runs in your family

Anyway communication, real open communication, is not wanted or even required in a relationship. Women cannot handle fully open and honest communication, plus most perceive it as a weakness on the part of a man. All that is required is catering to her whims, and even then nothing is certain. There is no way to be sure of having a successful relationshit with a woman. MGTaoist

[FearlessMGHOWParticipant 1928]

Riargs wrote:

I know it’s been said before, but along with some other guys I actually knew a guy that seriously LOVED land whales.

HOW THE F~~~ DOES HE EVEN GET A HARD ON FOR THESE LAND WHALES??!!!

I get it if a woman is a little over weight, but to be f~~~ing land whales that break your bed frame is just outright disgusting!

Men age like fine wine. Women age like milk. "One hundred women are not worth a single testicle." -Confucius

[CPT ObviousParticipant 2726]

Solo MAN’S Wisdom wrote:

“It’s my thyroid gland.”
“Bull s~~~. It’s your salivary glands.”

“And God gave Solomon wisdom and very great insight.” – 1 Kings 4:29

"You don't know a woman till you have met her in divorce court."

[Anonymous 42]

Anonymous wrote:

MG-ɹǝʍo┴ wrote:

Every one of these lard buckets made it from the car to the whalechair charging station! They should walk by the scooters straight to the bottled water then leave!

Is that really her ass or is the wheelchair design just different?

Giffin Alternative Energy states that the energy content, or BTU, of fat is 127,000 per gallon. Diesel fuel has 128,700 BTU per gallon, and gasoline lags behind at only 115,500 BTU per gallon. The fat that we all produce provides more energy than gasoline.

Guessing that’s two 5 gallon Jerry cans@127,00 BTU pr gallon= 635,000 BTU or about 500 miles in my 4 cylinder turbo diesel or about 100 miles with a loaded semi or about 15 hours generating electricity @120v 60hz 7500 watts.

[CPT ObviousParticipant 2726]

"You don't know a woman till you have met her in divorce court."

[Anonymous 12]

@Riarg – Some men are such slaves to their c~~~s it is just sad. I would sooner masturbate for the rest of my life than f~~~ fat hogs just because it is easier to get them.

[RiargsParticipant 320]

Fearless and Morlock and the rest of you guys…I totally understand the revulsion you’re talking about.

I was repulsed just to have those Land Whales breeching and cavorting just across the street from me at my neighbors house waiting for him to come home sometimes…

From what I could understand – and mind you, this was my best attempt at understanding the “psyche” of this Lower Order Mangina Troll (all other attempts failed, by the way) – this guy went for “‘Da Big Weemins” because he wasn’t “competitive with any da other guysh and couldn’t score” a normal sized vagina.

He alluded to that a couple of times, saying “Buts Dude, de’s goin take me ass I ish, and I’s don haveta throw down no cashola to gets into dat s~~~”.

At least, that’s what I think he was saying.

Feigning stupidity, one time I asked him how he even located the Golden Vagina on his Land Whales.

He said “I’s gets ’em cited, den’s I’s rolls shem in flour”.

I kid you not, that’s what he said!

I couldn’t begin to make this crap up!

"In my many years I have come to the conclusion that one useless man is a shame, two are a law firm and three or more is a Government..." - John Adams

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