PLENTY MORE PETRI-DISH

[Colin Combover in a ComaParticipant 5068]

I’m heartbroken Brad, but it was great while it lasted!

Here fishy fish
You’re not the one
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I was the one
You wish
I wooed you with poetry
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You said I’m a dish
I didn’t even send a dick-pic
PLENTY MORE FISH

You were mesmerised by my lish
You got scared
Jelly-fish
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You called me delish
Then became vicious
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You acted laddish
With your language
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I was someone to cherish
You wanted someone with hair
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Gave you a smiley face and a kiss
You didn’t reply
Bye-Bye
PLENTY MORE PETRI-DISH

Bish bash bish
You knocked me back
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The conversation abruptly finished
Left me hanging
PLENY MORE PETRI-DISH

[Branched offParticipant 10954]

Nice one Colin.

A woman is like fire -fun to play with, can warm you through and cook your food, needs constant feeding, can burn you and consume all you own

[Colin Combover in a ComaParticipant 5068]

Branched off wrote:

Nice one Colin.

I trust you are well Mr Branch.
This one written in jest in 5minutes.

[Branched offParticipant 10954]

I am not too bad thank you Mr Combover.

I am very impressed by your speed of production. I would still advise some reworking of your best poems. Excellence is a series of trifles done well. You have the talent and you are getting in heaps of practise but when you really nailed a good idea, I would re-work it and improve it a touch as then it can go in your first book. In the end if you want to be known as good by the literary crowd, give it your best effort.

I think some of our best ideas just flow. When you are writing in your own voice and you know what you want to say it just comes out better than it might in hours of sweat and earnest endeavour. Written in jest -good. Sometimes it is easiest to say the truth about society these days in jest. When you live under tyranny comedy is sometimes the only weapon left.

A woman is like fire -fun to play with, can warm you through and cook your food, needs constant feeding, can burn you and consume all you own

[Colin Combover in a ComaParticipant 5068]

Branched off wrote:

I am not too bad thank you Mr Combover.
I am very impressed by your speed of production. I would still advise some reworking of your best poems. Excellence is a series of trifles done well. You have the talent and you are getting in heaps of practise but when you really nailed a good idea, I would re-work it and improve it a touch as then it can go in your first book. In the end if you want to be known as good by the literary crowd, give it your best effort.
I think some of our best ideas just flow. When you are writing in your own voice and you know what you want to say it just comes out better than it might in hours of sweat and earnest endeavour. Written in jest -good. Sometimes it is easiest to say the truth about society these days in jest. When you live under tyranny comedy is sometimes the only weapon left.

I find when in the zone, the poems just “flow”.
I will take on board when you have said regarding going through each poem with a fine toothcomb.

[HermitParticipant]

Did you ever tell her about me?

The evil in women’s hearts leaves them no moral bounds as to inhibit them from descending to the lowest levels of darkness to acquire their self entitled desires.

[Colin Combover in a ComaParticipant 5068]

Hermit wrote:

Did you ever tell her about me?

Yes, we had the best laugh ever!

[HermitParticipant]

Colin Combover in a Coma wrote:

Hermit wrote:

Did you ever tell her about me?

Yes, we had the best laugh ever!

Until she saw your photograph…….

I don’t understand why you don’t just pay a whore to give you a hand job. Much easier than playing those games on the dating sites and a handy probably doesn’t cost that much.

The evil in women’s hearts leaves them no moral bounds as to inhibit them from descending to the lowest levels of darkness to acquire their self entitled desires.

[Colin Combover in a ComaParticipant 5068]

Hermit wrote:

Colin Combover in a Coma wrote:

Hermit wrote:

Did you ever tell her about me?

Yes, we had the best laugh ever!

Until she saw your photograph…….
I don’t understand why you don’t just pay a whore to give you a hand job. Much easier than playing those games on the dating sites and a handy probably doesn’t cost that much.

I sent her a photo of your belly. Oh how we giggled and giggled!
To quote, she wanted to see my “eye-b~~~~”. I have begrudgingly obliged.
I have found the one my North American ally. She loves my poems!!
No, I promised myself I wouldn’t use hookers again. Don’t like any jobs. Enjoy bareback straddling.
You are right, it is a game. She is probably already in a relationship, just unhappy and wants validation. As I relayed before, it is probably unlikely we will meet.

[HermitParticipant]

Colin Combover in a Coma wrote:

Hermit wrote:

Colin Combover in a Coma wrote:

Hermit wrote:

Did you ever tell her about me?

Yes, we had the best laugh ever!

Until she saw your photograph…….I don’t understand why you don’t just pay a whore to give you a hand job. Much easier than playing those games on the dating sites and a handy probably doesn’t cost that much.

I sent her a photo of your belly. Oh how we giggled and giggled!To quote, she wanted to see my “eye-b~~~~”. I have begrudgingly obliged. I have found the one my North American ally. She loves my poems!!No, I promised myself I wouldn’t use hookers again. Don’t like any jobs. Enjoy bareback straddling.You are right, it is a game. She is probably already in a relationship, just unhappy and wants validation. As I relayed before, it is probably unlikely we will meet.

……but you were already losing control of your emotions. You were having feelings for her, weren’t you? It made you feel good to have even brief conversations with her. It gave you pleasure when she told you that she liked your writings. ……….and now your emotions have betrayed you…..again…as they have many times before. You so easily let yourself get emotionally involved with some dumb whore typing words on a screen…..using you to amuse herself…….if it even was really a “her”……….

The evil in women’s hearts leaves them no moral bounds as to inhibit them from descending to the lowest levels of darkness to acquire their self entitled desires.

[Colin Combover in a ComaParticipant 5068]

Hermit wrote:

Colin Combover in a Coma wrote:

Hermit wrote:

Colin Combover in a Coma wrote:

Hermit wrote:

Did you ever tell her about me?

Yes, we had the best laugh ever!

Until she saw your photograph…….I don’t understand why you don’t just pay a whore to give you a hand job. Much easier than playing those games on the dating sites and a handy probably doesn’t cost that much.

I sent her a photo of your belly. Oh how we giggled and giggled!To quote, she wanted to see my “eye-b~~~~”. I have begrudgingly obliged. I have found the one my North American ally. She loves my poems!!No, I promised myself I wouldn’t use hookers again. Don’t like any jobs. Enjoy bareback straddling.You are right, it is a game. She is probably already in a relationship, just unhappy and wants validation. As I relayed before, it is probably unlikely we will meet.

……but you were already losing control of your emotions. You were having feelings for her, weren’t you? It made you feel good to have even brief conversations with her. It gave you pleasure when she told you that she liked your writings. ……….and now your emotions have betrayed you…..again…as they have many times before. You so easily let yourself get emotionally involved with some dumb whore typing words on a screen…..using you to amuse herself…….if it even was really a “her”……….

You are 100% right. Tis the price to pay for having an artistic impression. Could be worse, I could chop my ear off…..
Thing is Herm, I know 100% she is a genuine person as I know her twitter account. A genuine person however……

[HermitParticipant]

Colin Combover in a Coma wrote:

Hermit wrote:

Colin Combover in a Coma wrote:

Hermit wrote:

Colin Combover in a Coma wrote:

Hermit wrote:

Did you ever tell her about me?

Yes, we had the best laugh ever!

Until she saw your photograph…….I don’t understand why you don’t just pay a whore to give you a hand job. Much easier than playing those games on the dating sites and a handy probably doesn’t cost that much.

I sent her a photo of your belly. Oh how we giggled and giggled!To quote, she wanted to see my “eye-b~~~~”. I have begrudgingly obliged. I have found the one my North American ally. She loves my poems!!No, I promised myself I wouldn’t use hookers again. Don’t like any jobs. Enjoy bareback straddling.You are right, it is a game. She is probably already in a relationship, just unhappy and wants validation. As I relayed before, it is probably unlikely we will meet.

……but you were already losing control of your emotions. You were having feelings for her, weren’t you? It made you feel good to have even brief conversations with her. It gave you pleasure when she told you that she liked your writings. ……….and now your emotions have betrayed you…..again…as they have many times before. You so easily let yourself get emotionally involved with some dumb whore typing words on a screen…..using you to amuse herself…….if it even was really a “her”……….

You are 100% right. Tis the price to pay for having an artistic impression. Could be worse, I could chop my ear off….. Thing is Herm, I know 100% she is a genuine person as I know her twitter account. A genuine person however……

Bah, I’m going home later and wondering what leftover I’ll have tonight. I have sloppy joes, spaghetti, ziti, fried hamburgers……..or do I make some Tuna Helper tetrazzini and then I’d have 5 leftover choices for the rest of the week? Could also make some chipped beef gravy over buttered toast.

I tell ya’ what, Colin, that ziti is some excellent food. I don’t use the traditional penne pasta. I prefer elbow macaroni instead. Some may want to stone me for such an abomination, but I just really like the elbow macaroni as opposed to the penne. For me, thicker pastas like penne and bow tie, (farfalle), are more suited for alfredo dishes. I may also use too much mozzarella cheese on top, but that gooey cheese is pretty darn good mixed with all that pasta and red sauce and sausage.

I never thought I’d find a dish I like as much as spaghetti, but that ziti is really moving up the list. I know you’re stuck in a rut as far as food goes, but if I ever get over there, I’ll bake you a dish of ziti and I’m sure you’ll like it. You have pasta sauces and Italian sausage and mozzarella cheese over there? You’ll have to buy a casserole dish too as I’m sure you don’t have one. You have an oven in your tiny dwelling, or some other way to get the dish up to 350 degrees for 30 minutes?

The evil in women’s hearts leaves them no moral bounds as to inhibit them from descending to the lowest levels of darkness to acquire their self entitled desires.

[Colin Combover in a ComaParticipant 5068]

I think bread and water is more befitting for an unrepentant sinner like you.
You sure enjoy your food. For me, food is there to rebuild and provide energy. Ironic really as I am a qualified nutritional therapist.
I swear you have Italian heritage….or some Mediterranean.
I tend to heat as opposed to cook. Same food over and over and over again.
It’s good though that you find comfort in cooking. Of course we have the foods you mentioned here. It is Britain not Burkina Faso!
I think if you did come over, you would have a cultural shock.
It is a shared house I reside in. I have my own room with basic amenities, and then share the bathroom/lounge/and fully equipped kitchen.

[HermitParticipant]

Colin Combover in a Coma wrote:

I think bread and water is more befitting for an unrepentant sinner like you.You sure enjoy your food. For me, food is there to rebuild and provide energy. Ironic really as I am a qualified nutritional therapist.I swear you have Italian heritage….or some Mediterranean.I tend to heat as opposed to cook. Same food over and over and over again.It’s good though that you find comfort in cooking. Of course we have the foods you mentioned here. It is Britain not Burkina Faso!I think if you did come over, you would have a cultural shock.It is a shared house I reside in. I have my own room with basic amenities, and then share the bathroom/lounge/and fully equipped kitchen.

I do enjoy cooking, sometimes. But also I get pretty lazy so that’s why when I do cook, I cook large amounts so I can store some in the freezer and some in the fridge.

Yeah, I wonder if I don’t have some Italian in me as I love the pasta and sausage and sauce.

I don’t know, I was talking to an English friend of mine and he said there’s no alfredo sauce over there, along with some other food items that we normally have here.

Oh, culture shock for sure. Don’t know that I could stand more than a day or two without being allowed to carry a gun.

If I cooked us up some ziti, would some weird English people try to beg some from us?

The evil in women’s hearts leaves them no moral bounds as to inhibit them from descending to the lowest levels of darkness to acquire their self entitled desires.

[Colin Combover in a ComaParticipant 5068]

Hermit wrote:

Colin Combover in a Coma wrote:

I think bread and water is more befitting for an unrepentant sinner like you.You sure enjoy your food. For me, food is there to rebuild and provide energy. Ironic really as I am a qualified nutritional therapist.I swear you have Italian heritage….or some Mediterranean.I tend to heat as opposed to cook. Same food over and over and over again.It’s good though that you find comfort in cooking. Of course we have the foods you mentioned here. It is Britain not Burkina Faso!I think if you did come over, you would have a cultural shock.It is a shared house I reside in. I have my own room with basic amenities, and then share the bathroom/lounge/and fully equipped kitchen.

I do enjoy cooking, sometimes. But also I get pretty lazy so that’s why when I do cook, I cook large amounts so I can store some in the freezer and some in the fridge.
Yeah, I wonder if I don’t have some Italian in me as I love the pasta and sausage and sauce.
I don’t know, I was talking to an English friend of mine and he said there’s no alfredo sauce over there, along with some other food items that we normally have here.
Oh, culture shock for sure. Don’t know that I could stand more than a day or two without being allowed to carry a gun.
If I cooked us up some ziti, would some weird English people try to beg some from us?

Perhaps that Senorita Rita from Murrieta might want some Zita. She can have some bloody Evita only!

When you coming over. You ain’t got the minerals. Too scared of our house spiders and narrow motorways.

[HermitParticipant]

Colin Combover in a Coma wrote:

Hermit wrote:

Colin Combover in a Coma wrote:

I think bread and water is more befitting for an unrepentant sinner like you.You sure enjoy your food. For me, food is there to rebuild and provide energy. Ironic really as I am a qualified nutritional therapist.I swear you have Italian heritage….or some Mediterranean.I tend to heat as opposed to cook. Same food over and over and over again.It’s good though that you find comfort in cooking. Of course we have the foods you mentioned here. It is Britain not Burkina Faso!I think if you did come over, you would have a cultural shock.It is a shared house I reside in. I have my own room with basic amenities, and then share the bathroom/lounge/and fully equipped kitchen.

I do enjoy cooking, sometimes. But also I get pretty lazy so that’s why when I do cook, I cook large amounts so I can store some in the freezer and some in the fridge.Yeah, I wonder if I don’t have some Italian in me as I love the pasta and sausage and sauce.I don’t know, I was talking to an English friend of mine and he said there’s no alfredo sauce over there, along with some other food items that we normally have here.Oh, culture shock for sure. Don’t know that I could stand more than a day or two without being allowed to carry a gun.If I cooked us up some ziti, would some weird English people try to beg some from us?

Perhaps that Senorita Rita from Murrieta might want some Zita. She can have some bloody Evita only!
When you coming over. You ain’t got the minerals. Too scared of our house spiders and narrow motorways.

Man, I wish you’d speak normally. I know you can do it. I’ve seen you do it before. All I understood was narrow motorways and yes, I’d probably get claustrophobic over there. I’m used to the wide open spaces here in rural Kansas.

The evil in women’s hearts leaves them no moral bounds as to inhibit them from descending to the lowest levels of darkness to acquire their self entitled desires.

[Colin Combover in a ComaParticipant 5068]

Take me as I am. You should know my play on words by now.
I ask again, when you coming over?

[HermitParticipant]

Colin Combover in a Coma wrote:

Take me as I am. You should know my play on words by now.I ask again, when you coming over?

You know I was just talking. As much as I’d like to see another country before I die, I can’t because money, cramped flying tube, people, my health, so on and so forth. I was lucky to see the ocean for the first and only time in my life a few years ago. I don’t travel. I don’t even like to drive much further than an hour from my home.

The evil in women’s hearts leaves them no moral bounds as to inhibit them from descending to the lowest levels of darkness to acquire their self entitled desires.

[Colin Combover in a ComaParticipant 5068]

Hermit wrote:

Colin Combover in a Coma wrote:

Take me as I am. You should know my play on words by now.I ask again, when you coming over?

You know I was just talking. As much as I’d like to see another country before I die, I can’t because money, cramped flying tube, people, my health, so on and so forth. I was lucky to see the ocean for the first and only time in my life a few years ago. I don’t travel. I don’t even like to drive much further than an hour from my home.

I understand. I haven’t had a holiday in 17years. Really need to go to Sweden next year.
Only 8hours to UK.
Real shame you, brad, mickey, blade, bub don’t reside in the UK. You could visit Colin Town. See the cess-pool I frequent.

[HermitParticipant]

Colin Combover in a Coma wrote:

Hermit wrote:

Colin Combover in a Coma wrote:

Take me as I am. You should know my play on words by now.I ask again, when you coming over?

You know I was just talking. As much as I’d like to see another country before I die, I can’t because money, cramped flying tube, people, my health, so on and so forth. I was lucky to see the ocean for the first and only time in my life a few years ago. I don’t travel. I don’t even like to drive much further than an hour from my home.

I understand. I haven’t had a holiday in 17years. Really need to go to Sweden next year.Only 8hours to UK.Real shame you, brad, mickey, blade, bub don’t reside in the UK. You could visit Colin Town. See the cess-pool I frequent.

Ugh, the idea of living on that tiny gun restricted island of yours doesn’t appeal to me at all. How far do you have to drive to get away from people? Freedom from the populace is just minutes away for me and whether among others or not, I always have at least one firearm on me, sometimes two or even three.

Ah, and I’ve recently considered adding a crossbow to my weapons collection. Today’s technology offers a very effective killing machine in a crossbow.

The evil in women’s hearts leaves them no moral bounds as to inhibit them from descending to the lowest levels of darkness to acquire their self entitled desires.

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