Please mark your calender. June 4th = National Old Maids Day

[experiencedParticipant]

That’s right; in less than four months it will be national Old Maids Day.
Remember, have popcorn but don’t eat the old maids, they’ll break your teeth.

NATIONAL OLD MAIDS DAY – June 4

Roses, greeting cards, chocolates left for all the old maids.

NATIONAL OLD MAIDS DAY – June 4

"It seems like there's times a body gets struck down so low, there ain't a power on earth that can ever bring him up again. Seems like something inside dies so he don't even want to get up again. But he does."

[VarunParticipant 2981]

Old maid.. hmm..
But at least she does what you tell her to do without complaining. You have to pay her for her work, but she’s still much much better than a house-wife.

Booked.

A bird in the hand is worth two in the bush.

[experiencedParticipant]

To clarify:
Remembering June 4th is National Old Maids Day,
is not for the purpose of rubbing LAYDEEZ noses in it,
but to ensure that a thin diluted whiff of the crap
that they have caused themselves enters their thoughts for a moment.

(old maids was a term also used about fifty years ago describing unpopped kernels of corn in a batch of popcorn.)

"It seems like there's times a body gets struck down so low, there ain't a power on earth that can ever bring him up again. Seems like something inside dies so he don't even want to get up again. But he does."

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