please donate amusing punchlines for this Roosh

[experiencedParticipant]

I’ll volunteer first:   “Show her who is boss by grabbing her breasts in this manner.”

"It seems like there's times a body gets struck down so low, there ain't a power on earth that can ever bring him up again. Seems like something inside dies so he don't even want to get up again. But he does."

[RoyDalParticipant]

In some countries — all of which I have visited on my PUA tours — the hot water is on the right.

Society asks MGTOWs: Why are you not making more tax-slaves?

[Anonymous 18]

So I was holding his nuts like this, ya …

 

[Just a ManParticipant 934]

Ooooh you make me tho mad I jutht wanna….I can’t even thay it without wanting to butht into tearth.

Philosophy, the female repellent

[Biggvs_DickvsParticipant 3725]

Honey, can I borrow my c~~~ and b~~~~ for the weekend? All the other guys are bringing theirs…..

"Data, I would be delighted to offer any advice I can on understanding women. When I have some, I'll let you know." --Captain Picard,

[Biggvs_DickvsParticipant 3725]

RoyDal wrote:

In some countries — all of which I have visited on my PUA tours — the hot water is on the right.

 

What’s a PUA tour?  I mean like are there outfits that specialize in that or is it something you did on your own?

"Data, I would be delighted to offer any advice I can on understanding women. When I have some, I'll let you know." --Captain Picard,

[DurdenParticipant 1051]

Put your money in my hands and you will get laid.

So I say to the guy. Why don’t we make the picture black and white to make it seem cooler.

It's only after we've lost everything that we're free to do anything

[KeymasterKeymaster]

CAPTION: “No really. Visiting 5 cities is called a “WORLD TOUR”. I’m practically Michael Jackson. These are both of my fans.”

If you keep doing what you've always done... you're gonna keep getting what you always got.

[FermatParticipant 3478]

“You take your dignity…yeah like this…break it in two…like 80, 20….then give the bigger piece to her…like this…”

I have discovered a truly remarkable list of reasons why women are not necessary for a happy life, but alas this margin is too small to contain it.

[Elgos_GrimParticipant 254]

These are my hands, Danielle and Frank, if you’ll exuse us, we have some ‘buisness’ to care of. Alone. In a public restroom.

[SnakeSpectator 2080]

“Grab her buttocks, and spread for entry. Buy my s~~~, and you, too, can learn this secret technique.”

[IGMOW (I Go My Own Way)Participant 2572]

experienced wrote:

 

Neo-Masculine Men, they type that are REAL men, have b~~~~ this big.  If you buy my material I will teach you how to have b~~~~ this big.

"I am my own thang. Any questions?" - Davis S Pumpkins.

[Zuberi TauParticipant 10606]

Biggvs_Dickvs wrote:

This is how big my b~~~~ were before I got crucified in divorce court!

[hmskl’dParticipant 6406]

shameal shamozzle, whatever

[Puffin StuffParticipant 24979]

Don’t worry, that sore isn’t herpes.

#icethemout; Remember Thomas Ball. He died for your children.

[chirParticipant]

MY B~~~~ WERE THIIIISSS BIG.

It is by caffeine alone I set my mind in motion, it is by the beans of Java that thoughts acquire speed, the hands acquire shaking, the shaking becomes a warning; it is by caffeine alone I set my mind in motion.

[QcummerParticipant 652]

“Here is a book called ‘The Game’, which is the only book anyone needs to read in regards to learning about or becoming a PUA. Here, in my other hand, is nothing. I’ll have you know I am a total alpha male, and have proven so by telling you. Would you like to learn more unnecessary information based on me piggybacking off of widely available information? If so, please put your money in my empty hand. If not, I may use my empty mind and resort to immature, unprofessional, juvenile, uninformed trash talk about MGTOW….just like a bitch.”

[Mango IngawayParticipant 2264]

“So I was in Bangkok for my world tour, and this thai girl has a dick this big, I swear”.

It is a common failing of childhood to think that if one makes a hero out of a demon the demon will be satisfied.

[IGMOW (I Go My Own Way)Participant 2572]

Qcummer wrote:

“Here is a book called ‘The Game’, which is the only book anyone needs to read in regards to learning about or becoming a PUA. Here, in my other hand, is nothing. I’ll have you know I am a total alpha male, and have proven so by telling you. Would you like to learn more unnecessary information based on me piggybacking off of widely available information? If so, please put your money in my empty hand. If not, I may use my empty mind and resort to immature, unprofessional, juvenile, uninformed trash talk about MGTOW….just like a bitch.”

Is he hold an invisible book, because it symbolic of the amount of information he would have to offer a MGTOW? 😛

"I am my own thang. Any questions?" - Davis S Pumpkins.

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