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  • #72445
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    Experienced
    experienced
    Participant

    I’ll volunteer first:   “Show her who is boss by grabbing her breasts in this manner.”

    "It seems like there's times a body gets struck down so low, there ain't a power on earth that can ever bring him up again. Seems like something inside dies so he don't even want to get up again. But he does."

    #72451
    +4
    RoyDal
    RoyDal
    Participant

    In some countries — all of which I have visited on my PUA tours — the hot water is on the right.

    Society asks MGTOWs: Why are you not making more tax-slaves?

    #72461
    +7

    Anonymous
    18

    So I was holding his nuts like this, ya …

     

    #72463
    +4
    Just a Man
    Just a Man
    Participant
    934

    Ooooh you make me tho mad I jutht wanna….I can’t even thay it without wanting to butht into tearth.

    Philosophy, the female repellent

    #72478
    +11
    Biggvs_Dickvs
    Biggvs_Dickvs
    Participant
    3725

    Honey, can I borrow my c~~~ and b~~~~ for the weekend? All the other guys are bringing theirs…..

    "Data, I would be delighted to offer any advice I can on understanding women. When I have some, I'll let you know." --Captain Picard,

    #72481
    +2
    Biggvs_Dickvs
    Biggvs_Dickvs
    Participant
    3725

    In some countries — all of which I have visited on my PUA tours — the hot water is on the right.

     

    What’s a PUA tour?  I mean like are there outfits that specialize in that or is it something you did on your own?

    "Data, I would be delighted to offer any advice I can on understanding women. When I have some, I'll let you know." --Captain Picard,

    #72484
    +3
    Durden
    Durden
    Participant
    1051

    Put your money in my hands and you will get laid.

    So I say to the guy. Why don’t we make the picture black and white to make it seem cooler.

    It's only after we've lost everything that we're free to do anything

    #72524
    +5
    Keymaster
    Keymaster
    Keymaster

    CAPTION: “No really. Visiting 5 cities is called a “WORLD TOUR”. I’m practically Michael Jackson. These are both of my fans.”

    If you keep doing what you've always done... you're gonna keep getting what you always got.
    #72536
    +5
    Fermat
    Fermat
    Participant
    3478

    “You take your dignity…yeah like this…break it in two…like 80, 20….then give the bigger piece to her…like this…”

    I have discovered a truly remarkable list of reasons why women are not necessary for a happy life, but alas this margin is too small to contain it.

    #72553
    +4
    Elgos_Grim
    Elgos_Grim
    Participant
    254

    These are my hands, Danielle and Frank, if you’ll exuse us, we have some ‘buisness’ to care of. Alone. In a public restroom.

    #72555
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    Snake
    Snake
    Spectator
    2080

    “Grab her buttocks, and spread for entry. Buy my s~~~, and you, too, can learn this secret technique.”

    #72606
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    IGMOW (I Go My Own Way)
    IGMOW (I Go My Own Way)
    Participant
    2572

     

    Neo-Masculine Men, they type that are REAL men, have b~~~~ this big.  If you buy my material I will teach you how to have b~~~~ this big.

    "I am my own thang. Any questions?" - Davis S Pumpkins.

    #72613
    +3
    Zuberi Tau
    Zuberi Tau
    Participant
    10606

    This is how big my b~~~~ were before I got crucified in divorce court!

    #72656
    Hmskl'd
    hmskl’d
    Participant
    6406

    shameal shamozzle, whatever

    #72676
    Puffin Stuff
    Puffin Stuff
    Participant
    24979

    Don’t worry, that sore isn’t herpes.

    d

    #icethemout; Remember Thomas Ball. He died for your children.

    #72709
    Chir
    chir
    Participant

    MY B~~~~ WERE THIIIISSS BIG.

    It is by caffeine alone I set my mind in motion, it is by the beans of Java that thoughts acquire speed, the hands acquire shaking, the shaking becomes a warning; it is by caffeine alone I set my mind in motion.

    #72788
    Qcummer
    Qcummer
    Participant
    652

    “Here is a book called ‘The Game’, which is the only book anyone needs to read in regards to learning about or becoming a PUA. Here, in my other hand, is nothing. I’ll have you know I am a total alpha male, and have proven so by telling you. Would you like to learn more unnecessary information based on me piggybacking off of widely available information? If so, please put your money in my empty hand. If not, I may use my empty mind and resort to immature, unprofessional, juvenile, uninformed trash talk about MGTOW….just like a bitch.”

    #72839
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    Mango Ingaway
    Mango Ingaway
    Participant
    2264

    “So I was in Bangkok for my world tour, and this thai girl has a dick this big, I swear”.

    It is a common failing of childhood to think that if one makes a hero out of a demon the demon will be satisfied.

    #72914
    +1
    IGMOW (I Go My Own Way)
    IGMOW (I Go My Own Way)
    Participant
    2572

    “Here is a book called ‘The Game’, which is the only book anyone needs to read in regards to learning about or becoming a PUA. Here, in my other hand, is nothing. I’ll have you know I am a total alpha male, and have proven so by telling you. Would you like to learn more unnecessary information based on me piggybacking off of widely available information? If so, please put your money in my empty hand. If not, I may use my empty mind and resort to immature, unprofessional, juvenile, uninformed trash talk about MGTOW….just like a bitch.”

    Is he hold an invisible book, because it symbolic of the amount of information he would have to offer a MGTOW? 😛

    "I am my own thang. Any questions?" - Davis S Pumpkins.

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