Pete Davidson nominated for cuck of the year

[Billy&The CloneasaurusParticipant]

Hey Pete, you finally got your dick wet! Good job my man!

Here’s the bad news:

She’s highly mediocre, especially when she scrapes the ten pounds of clown paint off her less-than-average face. You’ve been dating her for four weeks and feel like you “won the lottery!”. She hooked up with you a mere “days” after breaking up with her previous special guy (wink wink. We both know she was f~~~ing around on him with you, but not to worry – you’re special).

To show your love for her, after your four week epic commitment, you got two tattoos to commemorate your special love. Don’t worry Pete, this feeling is going to last forever. You’ll never regret getting these tattoos…this is the forever kind of love.

My only question is…WHY DIDN’T YOU GO ALL THE WAY YOU PUSSY????
If you truly loved her, you’d have gotten a full facial tattoo. Actually, f~~~ that. A tattoo can be lasered off. Your kind of love needs something more permanent. Have you looked into scarification? If you truly loved her, you would have.

Pete Davidson gushes Ariana Grande during stand-up set

The answer, is no.

[bladeParticipant]

This cuck s~~~ is really getting traction .

THE PLANTATION HAS NOW TURNED INTO THE KILLING FIELDS . WOMAN ARE NOW ROLLING CAMBODIAN STYLE .

[experiencedParticipant]

And as a result, the audience got to see his bulls~~~ gushing rather than being prepared and ready with his test material?
He’s already compromising himself and his career.
Jackass!
I’d demand my money back.

"It seems like there's times a body gets struck down so low, there ain't a power on earth that can ever bring him up again. Seems like something inside dies so he don't even want to get up again. But he does."

[Anonymous 43]

who is this person, and why is this important to me?

edit: oh he is chasing the whore singer who almost got blown up at one of her own public displays of debauchery. stupid man.

[Billy&The CloneasaurusParticipant]

Anonymous wrote:

who is this person, and why is this important to me?

edit: oh he is chasing the whore singer who almost got blown up at one of her own public displays of debauchery. stupid man.

This message wasn’t directed at you my friend. It’s for the younger lurkers that haven’t been through what we have.

This story will not have a happy ending. It’s important young men know that.

The answer, is no.

[Anonymous 43]

billy no offence taken i guess?

just another guy gonna get wrecked in the pursuit of pussy.

[Billy&The CloneasaurusParticipant]

Anonymous wrote:

billy no offence taken i guess?

just another guy gonna get wrecked in the pursuit of pussy.

None at all man…nothing but respect.

Sorry if I came off a little abrupt. I’m dealing with some s~~~ in my life right now and am feeling like lashing out.

—————- edit ———-

Reread what I wrote. I thought I posted something much harsher but didn’t lol. I don’t need to apple o’ gize after all. Anyways, respect to you brother. I have to work out some s~~~ that’s unrelated. Guitar is always good meditation for me so I’m doing that now.

The answer, is no.

[Branched offParticipant 10926]

When a man starts gushing about having won the lottery of love, you know he is going to be used and neglected.

He already thinks she is better than he deserves. As soon as she starts thinking that way too the pain will start. He will end up angry because he gave everything and she took it all and made him a cuck. She will think she was generous to have given him so much of herself to start with.

Poor bloke is in for pain.

A woman is like fire -fun to play with, can warm you through and cook your food, needs constant feeding, can burn you and consume all you own

[Anonymous 6]

That guy is clearly guilty of some serious emotional abuse. Oh and polluted genetics. I can smell the low T through my computer. What a choad. She probably smacks him a few times before they go to dinner to get him to hut up.

[Black MaskParticipant 1572]

*looks him up* Oh, he was the spineless soyboy who got a tattoo of Hillary!

"Man honesty is misogyny." - Patrice O'Neal

[QuellParticipant 2538]

Pete will be broken up with and most likely cheated on with 8 months to a year.

After which point it will become a media news story.

The guy will be a wreck, probably get back on drugs/alcohol and mess up his career.

This right here is pinnacle of Pete’s life and consequently the beginning of Pete Davidson’s downfall.

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