Perfect woman

[Mike_CroftParticipant 120]

Brothers, I think i may have found the perfect woman:

All she talks about is kegels and facials. I f~~~ed her many years ago, when she was just a kid, and she bqrely remembers me. I asked her on a date and she said she didnt feel like having sex and didnt want me to feel like she owed me for dinner. I responded, “why dont you tell me when you do want sex and we’ll go out then instead?” She said, ok, and that we would go out this weekend. This is as good as it gets, Brothers. Either go your own way, or if whores like this sound good to you (and you live in the southeastern United States,) contact me for her info. You can have her when i’m done with her.

[CarnageParticipant 22113]

F~~~ you and no thanks, I ain’t second hand blowing you.

To those following me, be careful, I just farted. Men those beans are killers.

[Anonymous 42]

Mike_Croft wrote:

contact me for her info. You can have her when i’m done with her.

[Knarley BobParticipant 2219]

In a word….NO

OATHKEEPERS, not on our watch. MOLON LABE

[Anonymous 7]

Mike_Croft wrote:

“why dont you tell me when you do want sex and we’ll go out then instead?” She said, ok,

Dip your wick and have fun but please remember and protect yourself.

[HermitParticipant]

Mike_Croft wrote:

Brothers, I think i may have found the perfect woman:

All she talks about is kegels and facials. I f~~~ed her many years ago, when she was just a kid, and she bqrely remembers me. I asked her on a date and she said she didnt feel like having sex and didnt want me to feel like she owed me for dinner. I responded, “why dont you tell me when you do want sex and we’ll go out then instead?” She said, ok, and that we would go out this weekend. This is as good as it gets, Brothers. Either go your own way, or if whores like this sound good to you (and you live in the southeastern United States,) contact me for her info. You can have her when i’m done with her.

This is a very strange post.

The evil in women’s hearts leaves them no moral bounds as to inhibit them from descending to the lowest levels of darkness to acquire their self entitled desires.

[GargamelSpectator 29101]

Perfect woman?

Reading the thread title, I thought you meant having bought one of Turd Flinging Monkey’s plastic dolls…

In real life they now change their game to rope in a man to pay for their s~~~.

She sounds like the ideal model for a sperm jack or a #metoo…

That is ONLY if she sees money on you.

If you are “just” the standard average income chap, she will just give you a f~~~…

For fun.

But if you are wealthy, then beware…
(That’s why poor guys can never understand our “gold digger” problems with women)

Women are two-faced.

All of the “flings” I ever had, flicked that switch the moment they saw how many resources they could extract from me.

And the flirty “easy to lay” girl became a “Catholic” who does not want sex before marriage…

Over night.

Which always marked the end of the relationship.

They always thought that I give up anything and everything for her stinking hole. And her mediocre and emotionless sex… Well they played their cards and lost.

In July of 2018, this honey pot forum was sold out to an unidentified NPC sock puppet and troll organization. Most independent thinkers and writers migrated to other MGTOW forums as a result of the never-ending infighting and deliberate trouble starting caused by members who were given "carte blanche" by the admin to do whatever they want. Before my departure, I only left a few thousand cat pics here to comfort and ridicule the feminist owners who now run this place. Their background agenda is to make MGTOW look like a club of losers the public eye. And during the course of 2019, they actually managed to destroy almost all other MGTOW venues as well. Here is the truth about "theindependentman.org" aka "TIM" which was created as an extended workbench to further divide the community. When you register, they install a spyware Zombie cookie on your browser that does all kinds of things the user does not know of: http://www.filedropper.com/essay-on-the-removal-of-malware-cookies-used-by-tim

[Will RobinsonParticipant 3479]

What’s with the new joins trying to sell us unicorns recently?

It’s like trying to sell ice to an Eskimo in a snow storm.

May you walk in peace and happiness, May you and all mgtow, near and far walk in peace and happiness.

[MACHOParticipant]

Mike_Croft wrote:

Brothers, I think i may have found the perfect woman

Here’s what the ‘perfect woman’ looks like, according to 175,000 delusional men ⬇

You must own a better Crystal ball than I

[GargamelSpectator 29101]

Will Robinson wrote:

What’s with the new joins trying to sell us unicorns recently?

It’s like trying to sell ice to an Eskimo in a snow storm.

That could be a new troll strategy since the first attempt series failed and I sent the second one to hell.

Like I wrote 5 weeks ago, they are back at the drawing board and thinking about new ways of messing this place up.

LOL.

In July of 2018, this honey pot forum was sold out to an unidentified NPC sock puppet and troll organization. Most independent thinkers and writers migrated to other MGTOW forums as a result of the never-ending infighting and deliberate trouble starting caused by members who were given "carte blanche" by the admin to do whatever they want. Before my departure, I only left a few thousand cat pics here to comfort and ridicule the feminist owners who now run this place. Their background agenda is to make MGTOW look like a club of losers the public eye. And during the course of 2019, they actually managed to destroy almost all other MGTOW venues as well. Here is the truth about "theindependentman.org" aka "TIM" which was created as an extended workbench to further divide the community. When you register, they install a spyware Zombie cookie on your browser that does all kinds of things the user does not know of: http://www.filedropper.com/essay-on-the-removal-of-malware-cookies-used-by-tim

[Secret Agent MGTOWParticipant 22506]

This isnt a PUA pussy chasing, pussy worshipping web site.

Women want everything, but want responsibility and accountability for nothing.

[Anonymous 42]

I got some lyrics that chick can sing!

I want to be,,,,, your sex toilet,,,,, cum’mon, you can dump it here,,,,,,I want to be,,,,, your sex toilet,,,,,

[Secret Agent MGTOWParticipant 22506]

Gargamel wrote:

Will Robinson wrote:

What’s with the new joins trying to sell us unicorns recently?

It’s like trying to sell ice to an Eskimo in a snow storm.

That could be a new troll strategy since the first attempt series failed and I sent the second one to hell.

Like I wrote 5 weeks ago, they are back at the drawing board and thinking about new ways of messing this place up.

LOL.

Yes, this reads like someone trying to imitate what they think mgtow guys like. But since they aren’t actually mgtow and dont understand it, they stick out like a sore thumb.

Women want everything, but want responsibility and accountability for nothing.

[Will RobinsonParticipant 3479]

Gargamel wrote:

Will Robinson wrote:

What’s with the new joins trying to sell us unicorns recently?

It’s like trying to sell ice to an Eskimo in a snow storm.

That could be a new troll strategy since the first attempt series failed and I sent the second one to hell.

Like I wrote 5 weeks ago, they are back at the drawing board and thinking about new ways of messing this place up.

LOL.

Yeah, I thought the same thing. Maybe trolls trying to lure men back to the plantation with visions of perfect unicorns.

May you walk in peace and happiness, May you and all mgtow, near and far walk in peace and happiness.

[Nags4CashParticipant 1163]

That’s not a perfect unicorn anyway. She’s already “not feeling like having sex” and controlling the sex timeline. What the hell about that is perfect. She’s just another fish scented “special flower” hole.

Murph ~ There is nothing brave or manly about entering into a contract with somebody which allows them to take your money, assets, children, and decades of your future income on a mere whim.

[GargamelSpectator 29101]

Nags4Cash wrote:

and controlling the sex timeline.

Exactly.

They control you with sex and the if and when it happens.

But I’ve got news for the c~~~s.

I let “Mountain MGTOW” speak for me.

“We don’t want you vagina”… (Anymore…)

In July of 2018, this honey pot forum was sold out to an unidentified NPC sock puppet and troll organization. Most independent thinkers and writers migrated to other MGTOW forums as a result of the never-ending infighting and deliberate trouble starting caused by members who were given "carte blanche" by the admin to do whatever they want. Before my departure, I only left a few thousand cat pics here to comfort and ridicule the feminist owners who now run this place. Their background agenda is to make MGTOW look like a club of losers the public eye. And during the course of 2019, they actually managed to destroy almost all other MGTOW venues as well. Here is the truth about "theindependentman.org" aka "TIM" which was created as an extended workbench to further divide the community. When you register, they install a spyware Zombie cookie on your browser that does all kinds of things the user does not know of: http://www.filedropper.com/essay-on-the-removal-of-malware-cookies-used-by-tim

[hmskl’dParticipant 6406]

Collision Course ..

[HitmanParticipant]

Fish 🐟

[Freedom Not SlaveryParticipant 508]

Not even close to being a perfect woman and I also thought you were talking about a sex doll.

[Mike_CroftParticipant 120]

Yeah. Dont take me too seriously. This is satirical. Can non fiction be sstirical? Maybe it is sarcastic… either way, i’m using a sense of humor to say women get NO BETTER than this. Another way to say it is whores are the most honest women you’ll meet.
Cheers, Bros.

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