People Really Are Paying To Kill Themselves!

[Anonymous 6]

Check out this restaurant called the ‘Heart Attack Grill’.

You have to sign a waiver before you eat that absolves the restaurant of any responsibility.

Thoughts??

[Faust For ScienceParticipant 22521]

That is Vegas for you.

If Vegas was not known for its gambling, the city would be known for its food.

[NerevarParticipant 8040]

I’d like to know your thoughts on it before I state my own, Venom.

"One of the best things internet exposed is just how insane women are." - Freeman_K

[Anonymous 6]

I can’t really fault the company for doing this. If nobody was buying it, they wouldn’t be in business. They are still making money, hand over fist, so somebody is buying it. I’d be lying if i said i wouldn’t try something on that menu as a one time only thing just to have the experience. But often times, the people who eat there, already are not healthy, so eating that s~~~ is doing more harm than good.

If people are buying it, than keep selling it. Again, they make people sign waivers so they can’t be sued, and i remember reading somewhere that they have a deal with local EMT’s to always be on-call in case of emergencies. It’s f~~~ed up, but legal.

[MorpheusParticipant 2177]

Someone did end up in hospital literally after eating there.

[CarnageParticipant 22113]

I said it already, fat=diabetes 50%+ main cause of kidney failure is caused by diabetes. I’m a nephrologist…

I tried, told people, stop smoking, lose weight “we all have to die one day”

Now I say, since they not gonna listen, I will make a profit out of them.

They killing themselves for my sake, they are noble in a way.

To those following me, be careful, I just farted. Men those beans are killers.

[MorpheusParticipant 2177]

The octuple bypass burger

[CarnageParticipant 22113]

Morpheus wrote:

The octuple bypass burger

Ok… i can eat it.

Then gym…

To those following me, be careful, I just farted. Men those beans are killers.

[Anonymous 6]

Carnage wrote:

Solaire wrote:

The octuple bypass burger

Ok… i can eat it.

Then gym…

If you can eat that and then go to the gym that same day, you have a metabolism of an alien!

[CarnageParticipant 22113]

Im just half an alien.

IM CARNAGE.

But yes if I eat it for midday, I can go gym aroun 7 in the afternoon.

To those following me, be careful, I just farted. Men those beans are killers.

[JVBParticipant]

Catnip for Americans.

Peace is > piece.

[MGTOW_MikeParticipant 6253]

The original spokesperson apparently took time off and was replaced by another spokesperson. This replacement spokesperson died of a heart attack. The original spokesperson is back.

The chips are deep fried in lard.

The milkshakes are made from pure fat and sugar.

The burgers are thick and greasy.

The Coke is Mexican Coke, made from real sugar cane.

A tranquil mind is neither happy nor sad, it is uninfluenced by external conditions.

[NerevarParticipant 8040]

People who go and eat there are f~~~ing insane. Sure, I’d go there once and pick the smallest of the smallest menu’s to give it a try, and one time only. Then again, at the McDonalds our large cokes compare to your small ones and I can’t even finish that. Go figure. I ain’t going!

"One of the best things internet exposed is just how insane women are." - Freeman_K

[Anonymous 6]

Nerevar wrote:

People who go and eat there are f~~~ing insane. Sure, I’d go there once and pick the smallest of the smallest menu’s to give it a try, and one time only. Then again, at the McDonalds our large cokes compare to your small ones and I can’t even finish that. Go figure. I ain’t going!

Same here, i’d go just for the experience of going. Maybe get one of the smaller things on the menu. But f~~~ off with that Octuple Bypass burger!!!!

[NerevarParticipant 8040]

Anonymous wrote:

Nerevar wrote:

People who go and eat there are f~~~ing insane. Sure, I’d go there once and pick the smallest of the smallest menu’s to give it a try, and one time only. Then again, at the McDonalds our large cokes compare to your small ones and I can’t even finish that. Go figure. I ain’t going!

Same here, i’d go just for the experience of going. Maybe get one of the smaller things on the menu. But f~~~ off with that Octuple Bypass burger!!!!

That thing does look tasty, though, but I could eat from it for three days!

"One of the best things internet exposed is just how insane women are." - Freeman_K

[AutoliteParticipant]

I bet that they sell ‘diet’ soft drinks as well…

[xanthineParticipant 4903]

I had a physiology teacher in college who told us about that place. He looked like one of their best customers…

Supposedly, you can get them to give you a hospital robe and wheel you around in a wheelchair. Also, the employees dress like they work in a hospital. And apparently, they’ve had quite a few ACTUAL heart attacks take place in their establishment.

Anyway, thats just what he told us, not sure how true it is. I do think the idea of it is hilarious, but you’d have to be a complete retard to give yourself a heart attack at a place called the heart attack grill.

[HitmanParticipant]

Heroine is cheaper than a burger from that place.
Fat people should become junkies, they would probably even live longer.
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I’m disgusted by the idea of a restaurant with a theme like this.

[sidecarParticipant 35837]

I guarantee the majority of their sales are ordinary singles and doubles. The rest of that menu, along with all the EMT and hospital hype, is just marketing to the IDGAF demographic.

[OgreParticipant 5863]

I used to eat a one-pound burger with about a half pound of crab meat at a place in my old town, and wash it down with a 24 ounce Guinness.

I’ll take at least the quintuple… once. Then I could say I went there and I don’t need to go again.

I’m in better shape now than my mid-twenties, one time would be an experience that wouldn’t have the same penalties as chronic use.

I failed to realize in my youth that I was the prize. I was going to work. I was going to earn. Little did I realize that due to feminism, that no longer meant I had to share. Road soon, Desert after.

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