Patristarry Wars

[Alphanick2.0Participant 21]

Episode 1

The year is 244858, in the year of our lord, Warren Farrell. A ruthless gang of green aliens from Athugulak-9 have hatched a plan to invade and conquer earth, and with it, the Galactic Patriarchy. They have kidnapped some wimmin and are indoctrinating them with misandrist ideals by forcing them to view propaganda: movies and television, such as Oprah. They will spread feminism all over the world so as to undermine the Patriarchy, and put us under feminist rule, making us weak so we will just roll over when they invade. We join our hero as he bravely ventures to rescue enslave them to the Patriarchy.

Be me, a strong, 35-year-old CIS male in the Patriarmy. My phallic spaceship penetrates the aliens’ hull. I run down the hall, shooting anything that moves. Enter the room where the wimmin are being held. Their eyes are being held open, and the massive, hideous beasts loom over them. The wimmin see me, and their faces express pure horror, knowing full well the oppression about to take place. I jump in the air, do a front-flip, and land on the alien, who explodes in stinky purple goo. Shoot the other alien and untie their bonds, raping each and every one of them. One of them, with velvet-red hair and caramel skin, catches my eye. Instantboner.jpg. Testosterone courses through my bulging veins. The other prisoners flee, and I pick up the chocolate one and run.

But the aliens’ backup arrives, and they order me to stand down. A swarm of wingeses, with flapping scrotums, show up and fire at the Athugulakians, drowning them in cum. I run as fast as I can with the womyn, fleeing the tidal wave of semen.

I crash through the wall of the spaceship. An air of my male privilege shrouds the womyn’s head in a cloud of breathable air, and the enormous weight of my cis male oppression weighs down on all of outer space so that it is no longer a vacuum, just as the jizz floods into the ship’s reactor. As the alien spaceship explodes, I take the womyn’s virginity.

I use my rocket boots to fly us to my spaceship, which automatically flew itself from the exploding alien mothership. I force my way through the vulva-like membrane of the ship, and fly home. Penetrate the earth’s atmosphere, and land in Liberopolis. The people of earth saw the alien ship explode. A parade marches through town to celebrate my victory. The Grand Patriarch of the Galaxy greets me and awards me a medal for my bravery. In the crowd, the men get overly excited about the patriarchy’s victory, and begin howling, beating their chests, and furiously masturbating. The Grand Patriarch salutes me, and the men ejaculate in unison. A shower of jizz rains down, soaking us all. Great phallic trees sprout from the ground.

More to come

[stopmockingmanParticipant 441]

Great read, I love this stuff, very good idea- sign me up for the video. I can see it playing in my mind.

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