Patrice Oneal schools brawd on funny

[VileNordParticipant 766]

R.I.P. Patrice!

Lust for comfort suffocates the soul

[KeymasterKeymaster]

RIP Patrice! (And thanks for starting a new thread!)

Her humorlessness is what the problem with “the nation” is. Uptight bitches today. They will join in on the laughter on Daytime TV when a wife castrates her husband, and it wasn’t even a “joke”. But make a crack about a guy from Pittsburg “dunking his pretzel in a girl from New Jersey” and the same women will get “offended”. This just happened in the last 30 years to *the nation*.

This clip is hilarious and EVERYONE is joining in on the fun…. but today they be like “OMG that’s totally inappropriate”. These broads don’t have any business lecturing anyone – especially professional comedians like Patrice O’Niel – on what “funny” is with any authority.

If you keep doing what you've always done... you're gonna keep getting what you always got.

[VileNordParticipant 766]

I don’t believe that women are humorless, but I do think that they struggle to understand humor (sweeping generalization here). Men make women laugh everyday. It’s an innate understanding of what’s funny that gives men the edge in comedy. Most women will hear a joke about rape and think “WTF, men find rape funny?”. The truth is that rape jokes aren’t written to laugh at the act of rape. Rape jokes are written because humor is the only way to cope with the fact that such evils exist. Laughing in its face won’t make rape go away but it will ease the pain to a degree.

Lust for comfort suffocates the soul

[KeymasterKeymaster]

I know that Hitchen’s clip well. Thanks for posting. (RIP Chris Hitchens and George Carlin too.)

I don’t believe women are humorless, either. I know plenty of hilarious chicks, but they miss one important ingredient to great humor, while also grossly overusing sarcasm:

• MEN are far more likely to be willing to “lower their status” and be self-deprecating for the sake of a joke.
• Women are far more likely to lower someone ELSE’S status to get a laugh.

Queens of comedy like Carol Burnett and Lucille Ball were not at all afraid of letting themselves look utterly ridiculous. But women are generally terrified of that, especially modern women. This is due to them having a grossly overinflated view of themselves. They rely much more heavily than men on maintaining their “allure” and the constant illusion that they are desirable.

Women tend to suffer from a type of reverse grandiosity, and I am convinced this is why we see perfect all-knowing TV wives who can do nothing wrong…… while mocking and insulting their loser husbands who everyone laughs at.

Even when they are self-deprecating (like making a fat joke about themselves) they become FURIOUS when you agree with them. When a man makes a joke about himself being short, fat, bald and unattractive he continues to laugh about it. He will even AMPLIFY it to be even funnier! But when a woman says “god I am so fat, these jeans make me look like a blimp!”, when you AGREE and say “well, I wasn’t going to say anything….”, she will get all p~~~ed off, even though you were just being funny back and agreeing with her. The funniest women I know share this in common. They get very offended.

I was once in a bar, and a chick with her boobs pushed together and deliberately low-cut blouse was standing next to my friend. It wasn’t clear that they were store-bought t~~~, but anyone could see she wanted them noticed. My friend says: “nice t~~~”, and she started behaving like he just insulted her. (MOST women will react this way even though it’s a compliment)

But if she had a sense of humor at all, she could have made the interaction fun (and funny) and said something like “yes they are! They’re real, and they’re fabulous.” – amplifying it. This would have gotten a great laugh (like Terry Hatcher on Seinfeld) when she said exactly the same thing. But no. She starts pretending to be all grossed out – is if he just called her a c~~~.

So she said: “PFFFT! can’t you pigs ever think of something pleasant and polite to say? ANYTHING but “nice t~~~”??”

And my buddy says: “Oh sorry. Nice BREASTS.”

….. and everyone couldn’t stop laughing. Except her.
That humorless broad speaking with Patrice is exactly what I’m talking about.

If you keep doing what you've always done... you're gonna keep getting what you always got.

[VileNordParticipant 766]

Brilliant! That is a fine article too, Keymaster!

I love that she called women out on their bulls~~~ egos. My ego is quite large as well, but it is “artificial” in the sense that I purposefully built it up and I can purposefully tear it down at will. This is only possible in a male mind because we can think without emotion. Women’s hearts have a one-way connection to their brains and they can’t help but think with feeling.

My mom is a little over fifty, obese, and has been married to my dad for 31 years. Recently, a man made advances to her while at work. She confided in me that she almost slept with him because he made her feel attractive for the fist time in….forever. Women will risk everything if they like or don’t like the way they feel in a moment. Not even mommy is special. If this generation of women feel special at all times, then I believe they are capable of anything at anytime that men would deem outside of common sense.

If they feel special at all times and can’t think without emotion, then anything I say can cause them offense. How can men act in a society where anything they say can be taken out of context and warped by a women’s feelings? Humor is just an indication that women take themselves too seriously. Humor can be used as a litmus test for where a girl is on the bitch spectrum. Though most of the time you don’t even get that far, she’ll just show you she’s a bitch.

Lust for comfort suffocates the soul

[KeymasterKeymaster]

Thanks! It’s actually an except from an article on “humor” we haven’t published yet. Work in progress still.

The male “ego” that women have such a problem with is precisely what broke the sound barrier and catapulted us out of the stone age and into space. It conquered Mount Everest. It built the Pyramids and the Great Wall. It laid every brick you see and composed the world’s most beautiful symphonies. “Ego” in men is AWESOME. It made us the first and only species on the planet which has the capability of deflecting an extinction-level event like a rogue asteroid. It’s a wonder they go right for the jugular and try to rip it away when a man has the inclination to achieve the impossible. When he wants to build a rocket, she will tell him he’s crazy. When he wants to be comedian, she will tell him what’s funny and what isn’t. It’s utterly outrageous.

Ego in women is repugnant because they haven’t earned it.
Men create Twitter. Women create hashtags.

Your second paragraph brings up a great point. I’ve been with a few women who accused me of “not making her feel special” enough. There is only one possible reply to that:

If you want “feel special”…. you actually have to make an effort to BE special.
And that’s not up to HIM…. it’s up to HER.

A woman who isn’t willing to put in the effort to BE attractive, can’t accuse a man of not making her “feel” attractive. In a recent survey, it was discovered that – when asked – only 2% of women think they are “beautiful”. That’s shocking. Yet 98% of them still want men to think they are and tell them so! So if SHE doesn’t even believe it herself…. what is she doing expecting him to LIE to her just to make her “feel better”????

Women are a mass of inconsistency. So your question “How can men act in a society where anything they say can be taken out of context and warped by a women’s feelings?” only has one answer. And that is it is time for men to understand that it’s not our responsibility to make women feel better about themselves. If anything, it’s a man’s responsibility to feed her some humble pie. They can’t put a rocket into space… but their egos these days are totally out in orbit.

If you keep doing what you've always done... you're gonna keep getting what you always got.

[VileNordParticipant 766]

Can’t wait to read it!

I know the answer to my question is to ignore women whenever possible, I just wish I didn’t have to.

Lust for comfort suffocates the soul

[KeymasterKeymaster]

I suppose. But I ignore them not because I have to…. but because I got better s~~~ to do. I think most guys do! I mean women are fine for a distraction, but I can think of 1001 better and more rewarding things to do with my time than gaze into her eyes all day and jump through hoops to make her “feel special”. And I know I’m not alone.

If you keep doing what you've always done... you're gonna keep getting what you always got.

[TheBardParticipant 974]

Interesting article on women and comedy. I never even thought about it that way, but he is right that women get more offended when making fun of themselves. My favorite comedian is Lisa Lampanelli and if I was at one of her shows and she was making fun of me I would feel honored lol. When I was in college I took a class on comedy and I remember the teacher saying men and woman do like different types of comedy. He said men like comedy like the three stooges while women like more intelligent comedy, but I forgot the exampled used.

That Sonia Ossorio is not doing women any favors. The irony is if there was a radio show that talked about how men were all rapists and couldn’t control their urges she would be laughing her ass off and shouting free speech. I love the comments on that video too. Especially the one says you can hear a woman back stage laughing at his donkey joke.

The article about ego was spot on too. I don’t go to bars, but do I go to anime and comic book cons and women who cosplay pull the same s~~~. Some of their costumes are showing off more t~~~ and ass than under wear and when guys stare or start hitting on them they take to facebook and complain. “It’s so hard being a woman, no one takes you seriously. Guys only care about looks” But they are loving it when their cosplay page has thousands of follows that gives them hundreds of likes for every slutty picture they post. Then there is is that pathetic little bitch who sends the girl a video game or action figure she wanted, but hasn’t bought it yet. This one cosplay girl on facebook who makes costumes that show off her t~~~ posted a status saying she got stood up and asked if there was something wrong with her, this girl would have no trouble finding a date considering how she looked and how she dressed,and all of these pathetic guys commented to cheer her up. Ughh makes me sick. I know some girls just have big boobs and/or look good, but I can get if a big boobed girl is out somewhere and showing a little skin it can be annoying to be constantly hit on, but when you are almost naked and using your body to get attention that is a whole different story.

Funny how those women got mad when a guy wasn’t interested in their profile. If he was she wouldn’t date him anyway. Basically what is happening is:
Dating Agent: So none of the men who saw your profile were interested.
Woman: What?! That is an outrage. The nerve of those men. They didn’t even give me a chance. Typical man, so shallow he will judge me before even giving me a chance.
Dating Agent: Ok so if this guy right here said he was interested would you go on a date with him?
Woman: No way look at him. He isn’t tall enough and look at his job. He clearly doesn’t make enough money and isn’t even that attractive. I do have standards you know.

As for approaching women in public I just avoid it. At the gym I won’t even work out next to a woman unless there is no other machine. I do my best to work out as far away from a woman as possible just to avoid any problems. All I need is to use a machine next to a woman and have her go home and complain about how this pervert chose to workout next to her and that is the only reason he chose that machine. At the comic book store, conventions, gamestop, anywhere I never talk to women unless they talk to me first and even then I only answer their questions then stop talking. 2 weeks ago I was out to dinner for a friends birthday and as soon as I got to the restaurant I didn’t talk to any women while waiting for our table and at the table there were 2 women sitting across from me, but I didn’t start talking to them until they talked to me first. I have seen to many women take things out of context and over react over nothing so I consider it covering my ass.

[VileNordParticipant 766]

“It’s so hard being a woman, no one takes you seriously. Guys only care about looks” But they are loving it when their cosplay page has thousands of follows that gives them hundreds of likes for every slutty picture they post.

Women like to feel sexy. As soon as a man starts to react to their sexiness in a manner that makes them uncomfortable, they get mad because you interrupted their sexiness feeling. Bitches are either oblivious to the nature of sexiness, or they’re evil enough to use it as bait for discrimination.

My favorite comedian is Lisa Lampanelli and if I was at one of her shows and she was making fun of me I would feel honored lol.

I hate that unoriginal bitch! She talks about black c~~~ like its as important as oxygen and then hurls racial slurs at audience members. I don’t find her funny at all. She’s just another women who can only make people laugh by saying things that white men aren’t socially allowed to. I prefer Don Rickles for that brand of humor.

Maria Bamford, check her stand-up out. She’s bats~~~ crazy!

Lust for comfort suffocates the soul

[TheBardParticipant 974]

Yup pretty much. They love it when their slutty costumes get them perks and photographers taking their picture. At one con this girl dressed as Lara Croft, she was pretty much the kind of girl who was popular in high school and is considered very beautiful by media standards and the kind of girl you would picture never dating a nerd, and this guy went up to her and as a joke was like “so how does it feel to be at a con where non of the guys can sexually satisfy you”. She complained and he got banned for life.

Yeah it is kind of messed up she can say stuff that white men couldn’t get away with, but I have always enjoyed her insults. At least from my knowledge she isn’t a raging feminazi like Janeane Garofalo.

[KeymasterKeymaster]

Women should be banned for life from everything men created. You know, for millions of years they took a back seat and failed to compete with men in the construction and building of civilizations. Now that the work is done, most of the risk is gone and you don’t have to hunt for your own food…. NOW in the last, like 70 years, they want to be CEOS and run s~~~.

Including f~~~ing comicon. Then they *complain* just because a guy SAYS something she didn’t like, which is enough to proof to show the building and creating of everything could never be left up to them anyway. Since they feel a need to slap a face, or ban a man whenever they encounter something women don’t like…. they should be treated like children and can stop pretending they belong in positions of authority.

The modern female is so deluded she actually wonders through life without even knowing that her basic freedoms and liberties were not free.

They actually behave as if it’s their “right” to attend comicon, or play video games and complain about how there are not enough female combat roles, or comment on websites where they are not even welcome or invited. If you tell a man: “f~~~ off I don’t want you here”, he’s not coming back. But put a sign open your front lawn that says “no woman allowed” and and you can bet your ass a woman will have a problem with it and show up knocking on your door.

If you keep doing what you've always done... you're gonna keep getting what you always got.

[TheBardParticipant 974]

You got that last part right. Women today feel it is ok to demand someone be fired in the video game or comic industry as if they are entitled to it. I have heard women demand a boycott of Sony because at the PS4 announcement there were no women on stage. At last years E3 there were women who were angry at Microsoft because none of their games shown had no women characters even though Microsoft didn’t make any of those games, just publish them. No one is owed the right to play as a character of a certain gender. No one has to make a video game for you. I don’t care a characters gender or race, I play whatever I like. This year at E3 Ubisoft got a bunch of crap for not making one of the Assassin’s in Assassin’s Creed Unity female, but no other company got crap for a lack of female characters. The 4th Batman game was at E3 and no one complained to Rocksteady about the lack Batgirl, Batwoman, or Huntress from that game. So by feminist logic it is wrong to make all of the Assassins in Unity male even though the other 3 are just generic co op characters, but in a game like Batman Arkham Knight it is ok to not have famous female Bat characters like Batgirl, Batwoman, or Huntress fighting along side Batman. Women bitch and moan about women in the comic and game industry and how difficult it is, but it is women’s fault mostly I feel like. Most people don’t care if a comic is written or drawn by a woman or you play as one. It is women like Carolyn from Gamespot who in her review criticized GTA V for not letting you play as a woman in story mode and having all the women in the game be portrayed a strippers, prostitutes, long suffering wives, humorless girlfriends, and goofy new age feminists to laugh at. However she doesn’t seem to have a problem with the fact the men in the game are all gang bangers, criminals, and murders.

Yeah it is complete BS that guy got banned for life and no women should have that kind of power. If she said something similar to him she probably wouldn’t be banned. You can tell they love teasing guys to with their slutty costumes too. Women complain about men at cons and being perverted and not respectful, but the irony is without those guys many of those women would be nothing. They would not have thousands of followers online, no guys to take “professional” pictures of their costume, no one to buy or send them free stuff, and no one hit on them when they want to feel sexy because only pathetic guys do that. Guys like me know better.

[Total LeeParticipant 1573]

That bitch Adria Richards who got a couple of fathers fired for making a joke about “dongles” at one tech convention last year was a terrific indicator of what you can expect if you let women into male spaces. They don’t compete with men for hundreds and thousands of years and now they want to barge in an take the place over after it’s been built and created by guys. Soooooo true! They are like little 5-year-old c~~~s at the beach who show up and wreck an awesome sand castle another kid was building since he arrived at 10a.m. jet because he was more interested in what he was doing, instead of giving them the attention they wanted. They can’t even build a castle on their own, so they go kick another down and run away laughing. You guys know what I’m talking about.

[VileNordParticipant 766]

All too well, we know what your talking about all too well.

Lust for comfort suffocates the soul

[Jim01Participant 6678]

First post on here

Have to agree with the points made on here about the Cosplay stuff and the desperate need to be liked

What really bothers me is the fact that women are starting to try to get into what has always been typically male orientated activities and then once in they want them changed to appeal to them more eg football(soccer) in the UK – always a male dominated sport full of testosterone, rivalry and a great day out but now women have started getting into the sport as it is considered fashionable they want it changed. No swearing, no drinking, no standing as it “spoils” it for everyone else when it has always been male dominated. I’m not saying I want to go back to the hooligan days but the sport has been feminised now

Videogames are going the same way and manginas in the games press are pushing for more female leads in games as they are underrepresented. Considering most gamers are still male, not including crap smartphone gamers, I don’t see why it is an issue but of course they have to muscle in on everything

I’ll post my red pill moment in another thread when I get the chance!

A big rant for a first post!

[VileNordParticipant 766]

@jim01

Welcome! There is nothing wrong with venting that frustration in the healthy man-only space that is this forum! Women want to destroy male only places because we can derive happiness from them without a women’s blessing. Women would love nothing more than to be the sole arbiters of man’s happiness. I even heard talk awhile ago about Swedish feminazis trying to ban urinals and make all restrooms unisex so that men couldn’t even p~~~ in peace. F~~~ing bitches!

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[SH3LLZParticipant 5569]

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