Part sub sandwiches suck, but no one questions them.

[IGMOW (I Go My Own Way)Participant 2572]

Based upon the reality I have too much time on my hands, I see what is insane in the world, or can be done better, in hopes of maybe coming up with a business idea.

This brings me to the party sub sandwich.  I swear most people accept it, but aren’t happy with it, but it is what it is.  Look at how they are structured.  If you cut it, you end up putting your hands all over it.  If you try to eat it, there is a decent chance it will fall apart also because the height to width is a bad ration for stability, but apparently I can’t find anything googling on this.

Yes, this is a first-world problem, I know, but I am thinking there has to be a better way to do it somehow, and there is a way to make money off this.

Pardon my rant here, but anyone else here see how much of a mess they are?  Anyone really like a party sub, or you just accept it as what things are?

"I am my own thang. Any questions?" - Davis S Pumpkins.

[IGMOW (I Go My Own Way)Participant 2572]

So, I did a video on this subject, as a way mainly to check and see if I fixed the audio:

"I am my own thang. Any questions?" - Davis S Pumpkins.

[sidecarParticipant 35837]

I’ve seen those sandwiches on television and in movies, but I’ve never seen one in real life. I think I must have been going to the wrong sort of parties. Or the right sort, come to think of it.

[IGMOW (I Go My Own Way)Participant 2572]

It is a minor rant, I am using as an observation.  People cut really thin slices and they don’t work for anyone, but everyone keeps doing it.  I am thinking there may be a business opportunity in this.  And with that line of reasoning, I think that is why we have First World Problems, or the whining.  So many commercial interests want to make life easy, that everyone feels by whining they do a version of The Secret where they make their requests known to the universe and the world will change to save them from inconvenience.

"I am my own thang. Any questions?" - Davis S Pumpkins.

[OldscoundrellParticipant 412]

Start with a bread stick then roll the meats cheeses with diced  veggies in beteen layers. And outer layer with lettuce wrap the same as a cigar. Inside out sammich. Completely the opposite.

[DakotaParticipant 341]

Good luck with your idea Richard.  I’m afraid I won’t be much help.  I don’t do “community food.”  So if you can somehow keep people who have just jerked-off, blew their noses, coughed phlegm on their hands, scratched their b~~~~/asses, etc. from touching the sandwich then I might be willing to go along with it.  Oh wait…I think the individually wrapped sandwich made by employees who wear gloves could solve that.  Sorry bro, I’m a bit old fashioned that way.

[IGMOW (I Go My Own Way)Participant 2572]

Dakota wrote:

Good luck with your idea Richard. I’m afraid I won’t be much help. I don’t do “community food.” So if you can somehow keep people who have just jerked-off, blew their noses, coughed phlegm on their hands, scratched their b~~~~/asses, etc. from touching the sandwich then I might be willing to go along with it. Oh wait…I think the individually wrapped sandwich made by employees who wear gloves could solve that. Sorry bro, I’m a bit old fashioned that way.

The thing is that, it is easiest to just do one big long thing and have people at the party cut it.  So, they get their hands all over other parts and so on.  Despite all the problems, and no one is happy with it, they go on their own and do it.  Of course, individually wrapped sandwiches would fix a lot, but then it isn’t a party sub, and that only goes to show how much party subs suck.  But, sheeple do what sheeple do, and keep doing what they have been doing.

And here I think it is a place for some Am I wrong?

"I am my own thang. Any questions?" - Davis S Pumpkins.

[IGMOW (I Go My Own Way)Participant 2572]

Oldscoundrell wrote:

Start with a bread stick then roll the meats cheeses with diced veggies in beteen layers. And outer layer with lettuce wrap the same as a cigar. Inside out sammich. Completely the opposite.

I think another layer of bread around that may be an answer.

"I am my own thang. Any questions?" - Davis S Pumpkins.

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