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  • #192963
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    Parker Bros. is looking for ideas for their upcoming board game: Vaginopoly.
    All inputs must be politically correct, non offensive and sarcastic?

    "It seems like there's times a body gets struck down so low, there ain't a power on earth that can ever bring him up again. Seems like something inside dies so he don't even want to get up again. But he does."

    #192999
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    I should have thought of that ! damn ..
    pass go to
    park f~~~ place
    buy a whorehouse motel to put on virginia vagina avenue.
    it could go on and on !!!
    great idea !

    #193020
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    Pacifist
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    Pussy pass out of jail free card.

    Pass divorce get $200

    Railroads become 4 different races of men white, black, hispanic, asian

    Utilities manjina and white knight

    #193021
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    Uchibenkei
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    Enough c~~~s pass through a woman’s vagina these days, it might as well be a hotel.

    I bathe in the tears of single moms.

    #193026
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    Anonymous
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    Meatfair & Pork Lane

    Lowest value property on board = Old Kunt Road

    Monopoly money = Ali-money

    #193051
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    WhackerGuy2030
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    Community Chest could be renamed ccommunity dumpster.

    *You got the clap, go back three spaces.
    *You got knocked up by a rich guy. Collected $1000 every turn for the remainder of game.
    *You struck out at the bar and have to buy your own drinks. Pay $50.
    *Your husband has been served with a paternity suit. Pay $500.
    *You gave a good blow job and he paid your visa bill. Collect $60,000.

    Rename free parking to free-loading, or the wedding chapel.

    #193057
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    ResidentEvil7
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    With the never-ending editions of Monopoly, it was bound to happen some day. I like the Monopoly version where you can create your own edition; Create Your Own-Opoly. I’d create the Resident Evil-Opoly.

    https://themanszone.webs.com/

    #193136
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    How about for Utilities:
    Wallet
    Semen
    Retirement
    ?????

    She gets all 4 and then dumps him.

    Male players roll the dice and female players say that number out loud and then tell them an arbitrary number to move their piece.

    "It seems like there's times a body gets struck down so low, there ain't a power on earth that can ever bring him up again. Seems like something inside dies so he don't even want to get up again. But he does."

    #193149
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    Quietlyquietly
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    HAHAHAHA! I am loving the suggestions guys!!

    I suggest that “Chance” cards be called “Equal Opportunity” cards, and they only favour women.
    Examples: “Each player buys you a drink”
    “Name a (male) player, who gives you one of his houses. If he complains, shout misogyny! And take another”
    “You get pregnant, but don’t have to keep it, the player on your left gives you $100”

    “Community Chest” gets renamed “Social Security Payments” and although they are technically paid to both sexes, if a man accepts one, he’s automatically out of the game.

    Instead of properties, those squares get renamed as “Relationships”, and you have to collect and control as many relationships as possible.

    #193231
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    Big Boss
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    Parker Bros. is looking for ideas for their upcoming board game: Vaginopoly.
    All inputs must be politically correct, non offensive and sarcastic?

    How about the truth?
    Pieces include:

    -Woman standing with her heel on the crotch of a man in the fetal position on the floor

    -Woman standing with a cane on the back of a dude’s neck.

    -Women with divorce papers in one hand and a bag of money, with a dead man’s corpse on her feet with children on top and emptied out wallets.

    -Business woman in pants passing a homeless man.

    -Ball and Chain

    #193234
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    Russky
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    There is already such a game – it’s called “Life”

    proud carrier of the 'why?' chromosome

    #193322
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    Prefer Peace to Piece
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    How about-

    “Woman got cohabitation: get a free house”

    “Woman got married: get free hotel and pension plan”

    “Man got served for domestic violence: go to jail for the rest of the game”

    #193485
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    @ PPP yes, if a LAYDEE lands on a man’s property he must pay her half of that property’s value in order to keep it, or he must sell it and she gets half.

    Also, when a guy loses at Vaginopoly he has the option of getting back in the game so that he can lose even more.

    The advertisement photo would show all gathered ’round the fun table, LAYDEEZ smiling gleefully and men looking ruined.

    To roll the dice, it could have a Kohner’s “pop a matic” see through plastic pussy pubic mound. For every push on that pussy, guys lose and LAYDEEZ win.

    "It seems like there's times a body gets struck down so low, there ain't a power on earth that can ever bring him up again. Seems like something inside dies so he don't even want to get up again. But he does."

    #193510
    IGMOW (I Go My Own Way)
    IGMOW (I Go My Own Way)
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    Anything on the Chance card giving an STD?

    "I am my own thang. Any questions?" - Davis S Pumpkins.

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