Owh nooh, I'm drunk.

[Anonymous 1]

Right now I am perfectly sober, but I want to write about the alcool topic, and to be more specific about how women and men deal with alcool. I think this has happened to you too: the girl have 1-2 drinks(that are mainly water) or 1-2 beers, or 1-2 glasses of wine, and she starts with her bulls~~~: “I am totally drunk”, while she is not.

Now, we know that women have a complete different way to communicate, and what she is saying is not to describe her current state, what she is sayig is “I am not responsible for my actions from now on, does not matter if I am drunk or not, whatever I will do and say is a consequence of me drinking, hence I am free to do whatever I want”. I have seen this happen many many times, beware of when girls do that, they can claim whatever they want.

Personally, I have a meter to determine if I am drunk, and it is very simple indeed: when I am not able to put a key in a lock to open the door, it means I am drunk. If I start to speak freely, do stupid things, etc. it means I am half drunk.

The next time a c~~~ approaches you after drinking and she says “I am totally drunk” while she is not, answer “I am totally sober” and keep doing whatever you were doing.

[bladeParticipant]

Hit the line you are sober . F~~~ math i thought i had a p~~~ed companion. I am getting f~~~ed up at the moment . Had me excited . F~~~ing blade is out . Dave where are ya bro . You always get f~~~ed up .

THE PLANTATION HAS NOW TURNED INTO THE KILLING FIELDS . WOMAN ARE NOW ROLLING CAMBODIAN STYLE .

[Anonymous 1]

blade wrote:

Hit the line you are sober . F~~~ math i thought i had a p~~~ed companion. I am getting f~~~ed up at the moment . Had me excited . F~~~ing blade is out . Dave where are ya bro . You always get f~~~ed up .

Ahahaha, you thought “here goes another rant from my drunk bro math”, not today bro, not today.
I have s~~~ to do, can’t get f~~~ed up this weekend, drink for me too!

[ConstantineParticipant 4420]

I still can’t believe that Keymaster once went out with a woman who deliberately drugged herself in the bathroom, evidently attempting to trap him into an indiscretion. Kudos to him for foiling her little strategy.

Well, I can believe it, but it was still quite a story.

Don’t put anything past them. If it’s as bad as it looks, chances are it probably is. If a so-called “drunk” chick approaches you, going on about how drunk she is, you know the drill.

To see what is in front of one's nose requires a constant struggle. -Orwell

[bladeParticipant]

Ask km about his tea bagging at the gym . Yep a set of ball bags from a dude was placed on his forehead . Sorry km i am p~~~ed and the truth just flows bro . Ya still a champ in my books . Lol . Just bd more cautious next time at the gym bro . Somd dudes see working out in a different light .

Humor .

Don’t want a clip of nine mils in me

THE PLANTATION HAS NOW TURNED INTO THE KILLING FIELDS . WOMAN ARE NOW ROLLING CAMBODIAN STYLE .

[bladeParticipant]

Its all cool km . One dude i knew got “sucked” in by a tranny and ended up with the s~~~ beat out of him after going to return the favour on a blow job .

S~~~ HAPPENS

THE PLANTATION HAS NOW TURNED INTO THE KILLING FIELDS . WOMAN ARE NOW ROLLING CAMBODIAN STYLE .

[StargazerParticipant 12505]

I was seeing a girl a while back who came over to my place for dinner and drinks, came on to me, told me to take her to bed (which I was planning to do and so did).

Just as I got her clothes off and was on my way to go down on her, she passed out.

Fortunately I’m a good man and didn’t just go ahead and finish her off like I might have. I still partially regret not going to get my Desert Eagle and making a video of me f~~~ing her in the ass with it, but that’s another thing.

What I did was put her underwear back on (inside out, on purpose) and go to sleep. In the morning, I got up, made coffee poured her a cup, sat her up on the counter and said the following:

“In case you haven’t noticed, your underwear is on inside. The reason is that last night you came over and dragged me to the bedroom and as I was about to f~~~ you, you passed out.

For all I know you might have been blacked out when you got here so I think it’s important for you to know that, had I been 5% less of a man than I am, you would have gotten raped.

Now get your s~~~ and get out.”

Women are wild things and they will break your heart.

“You can’t give your heart to a wild thing: the more you do, the stronger they get. Until they’re strong enough to run into the woods. Or fly into a tree. Then a taller tree. Then the sky. That’s how you’ll end up if you let yourself love a wild thing, you’ll end up looking at the sky.”

Though, in this woman’s case, it would have been more like looking at the inside of a jail cell or a coffin. She’s probably dead now and I can’t say I’d be at all sad if she is.

[From The AshesParticipant 149]

Friday night, it gets the best of us.

Woke up in the chair I was drinking at (kitchen table), and it turns out I knocked back over 2 bottles of homemade bourbon last night. Sometimes, you just gotta let loose.

[BrainPilotParticipant 7640]

Damn doc,
good story, but you left out the part I was really interested in. What was her reaction to being told to get dressed and leave?

About 30 years ago, as a much younger man, I once got invited by a girl to her place for sex. When I got there, she had passed out with door unlocked, and some half empty bottles around the place. I checked for breathing and pulse and found that both were normal. So I quietly exited, but not before pouring out in the sink all the alcohol in the place. Next day, she was p~~~ed that I poured out all her booze. My response: “If you were really passed out, how did you know it got poured out, and how did you know it was me that poured it out? Your welcome for locking the damn door on my way out…”. I haven’t heard from her much since then… 😛

30 years ago, when I was in college, and a girl would drink a glass or two of wine and then announce how drunk she was, we referred to it as ‘the sorority girl mating call’. What we (and she) understood at the time was that by announcing that she was drunk, she was basically announcing that she was ready for some guy to have sex with her. The premise being that if she just had sex with some guy she wanted to screw and was sober at the time, that would make her some kind of whore. She might get called that from other women. By first announcing that she was drunk, she was giving herself immunity (I’m not a whore, I was just drunk. I would never behave like that while sober).

Today, it seems it’s still a way to disconnect from responsibility for herself and her decisions. Only now, when they wake up the next morning, the excuse is not, “I was drunk”. The new excuse is, “you’re a rapist”.

Look, it's not my fault that tornado dropped a house on your sister. Now get back on your broom and get your ass out of here... and take your monkeys with you

[Anonymous 43]

reason number 329 for staying the f~~~ away from women

[StargazerParticipant 12505]

Good move, BrainPilot.

Unsurprisingly she was not angry. She didnt even bother to fix her underwear, she just put her pants and shoes on and left.

Your situation sounds like a setup. There may have even been recording devices and/or potential witnesses lying in wait to catch you in the act of raping that chick. For this girl, she had a self-destructive thing and probably just didn’t give a s~~~ what happened to her.

I did ask her once if she’d ever had sex while sober and she looked at me like she didn’t understand the question. Fortunately that one is gone from my life.

[MasterAnglerParticipant 42]

I watched a great video on you tube. This guy with a newer camaro picks up women on tinder. He trolls them by telling them the ecig is full of thc but it’s really not. The reactions are exactly what is discussed in this tread they act all messed up to entice him. This video I think is a great way to under stand the manipulative behavior that women use. The best part is the nasty red head. not sure if i posted the link right

[MasterAnglerParticipant 42]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vG5nXRDATNI

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