Outrageous 's~~~ test' stories

[MaleJusticeWarriorSpectator 144]

What is the most outrageous ‘s~~~ test’ a woman has ever pulled on you?

The following events took place in my mid twenties–

Pam, a typical 25 year old blond bimbo, worked on the sales floor with me at a large department store. Occasionally, we would go to lunch together and hang out in the mall for a bit before returning to work. For over a year, I only thought of Pam as a coworker/friend.

Then one day out of the blue she invites me over to her place after work. I assume that she wants to get laid, so I agree. At her small garden apartment she invites me inside. As I enter the living room, she tells me she needs to get changed out of her work clothes and she disappears into her bedroom.

–S~~~ TEST BEGINS– I sit down on her sofa waiting for her to return to the living room. After 10 minutes has passed, I loudly asked through her closed bedroom door, “Do you have anything to drink?”

“Help yourself to the fridge”, she responds from the privacy of her personal space.

I grabbed a can of cola, return to the sofa, and patiently waited another 10 minutes for her to return. Then, sensing this whole ruse was some type of head game, I yelled, “Pam, I got s~~~ to do, can’t stay any longer, see you tomorrow at work!”

As I walked towards her front door, she begged from behind her still closed bedroom door, “Don’t leave yet, I want to show you something!”

“Then come out here and show me now, cause I’m leaving!”

“Come here! What I have to show you is back here in my bedroom.”

At this point, as I grabbed hold of the doorknob to her bedroom, my mind imagined that she was laying naked on the bed waiting for me to enter and ravish her body.

I slowly opened the door and was greeted with the sight of her holding, with both hands, a large .38 revolver at my chest from 15 feet away on the other side of her queen size bed.

In a deep and bold commanding voice, I inquired, “Is that gun loaded?”

“Yes”, she responded in a timid voice while the gun trembled in her shaking grip.

My eyes narrowed and an angry scowl crossed my face as I commanded her in a booming tone, “Point that gun away from me!”

She complied with my orders as her shaking intensified. The moment the barrel was no longer aimed at my body, I took two steps toward her and commanded, “Hand it to me now!”

Her whole body began to shake and she replied, “Not with it loaded.”

I took another step toward her and demanded, “Then unload it now!”

She seemed to be nearly convulsing as she opened the weapon and dumped all the bullets out and onto the floor. Once fully unloaded, she handed me the deadly weapon.

I took possession of the weapon, turned my back on her, and walked out of her apartment without saying another word.

She quit her job the next day and I never saw her again.
Still have her revolver, kept it as a trophy.

Paternity-by-Estoppel is a barbaric judicial relic used to evade DNA truth when issuing court child support orders ["in the so-called best interest of the child"] against non-biological fathers.

[ShinyParticipant 2307]

Hmmm. I’ve heard this story before on here. And I am not sure how ‘psycho wanting to kill you’ qualifies as a s~~~ test.

EDIT: Yeah here it is, longer version of the same story with same name (I remember because I commented on that one). What gives?

[MaleJusticeWarriorSpectator 144]

Shiny wrote:

Hmmm. I’ve heard this story before on here. And I am not sure how ‘psycho wanting to kill you’ qualifies as a s~~~ test.

There are many types of s~~~ tests.

s~~~-test encyclopedia

Paternity-by-Estoppel is a barbaric judicial relic used to evade DNA truth when issuing court child support orders ["in the so-called best interest of the child"] against non-biological fathers.

[EyeswideopenParticipant 2930]

MaleJusticeWarrior wrote:

Shiny wrote:

Hmmm. I’ve heard this story before on here. And I am not sure how ‘psycho wanting to kill you’ qualifies as a s~~~ test.

There are many types of s~~~ tests.

s~~~-test encyclopedia

No idea what the heck is going on here malejusticewarrior. Taking credit for someone else post?

– If you want a s~~~ test – try my whole marriage. From beginning to end.

- Marriage is described as an institution. You would have to be crazy to be commited to it. -"If you want to live a happy life, tie it to a goal. Not people or things" Albert Einstein

[MaleJusticeWarriorSpectator 144]

Shiny wrote:

Hmmm. I’ve heard this story before on here. And I am not sure how ‘psycho wanting to kill you’ qualifies as a s~~~ test.

EDIT: Yeah here it is, longer version of the same story with same name (I remember because I commented on that one). What gives?

Yes, it’s the same story. Any inconsistencies can be attributed to my aging memory. lol

BTW, I went through a nasty divorce and lost my login info for the old handle, so created a new one. Heck, I even forgot that I posted that story, thanks for linking the two. Cheers!

Paternity-by-Estoppel is a barbaric judicial relic used to evade DNA truth when issuing court child support orders ["in the so-called best interest of the child"] against non-biological fathers.

[WhackerGuy2030Participant 999]

**When she comes back from her lady checkup and says, “something came up on the STD panel.” Then proceeds to stare at you and process how you take the news. Yeah, nothing came up.
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I’ve pushed most of my dating memories out of my brain due to lack of value. I’m sure I’ve got more, but I just don’t remember them. They’re in there somewhere, from my college ex trying to cram me into her life plan. My near-wall last girlfriend that tried to force me into buying a house and moving her and her kid in (two states away from her dad) without even telling the kid’s dad they were leaving the state.
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The countless women who told me they couldn’t get pregnant, bla bla bla.

[ShinyParticipant 2307]

MaleJusticeWarrior wrote:

Yes, it’s the same story. Any inconsistencies can be attributed to my aging memory. lol

BTW, I went through a nasty divorce and lost my login info for the old handle, so created a new one. Heck, I even forgot that I posted that story, thanks for linking the two. Cheers!

Well, that’s a blokey reply to me. I asked because we get laydeez, manginas and trolls coming in here trying all sorts of s~~~.

Welcome home brother.

[NerevarParticipant 8040]

Goddamn, that’s an insane story. I’m surprised you didn’t knock her out cold after she emptied the gun, being on an adrenaline rush and all that!

"One of the best things internet exposed is just how insane women are." - Freeman_K

[Silverstone the SecondParticipant]

Luckily I’ve avoided a lot of s~~~ tests. They will always come sooner or later when you deal with women even ones you don’t want to be sexual with.

Feminism is a movement where opinions are presented as facts and emotions are presented as evidence.

[NerevarParticipant 8040]

My s~~~ tests were mostly with my first real gf:
– going out with friends vs. staying at home with her (I went out, staying at home with her and her parents was boring, even though her dad is cool);
– me going to Graspop when she couldn’t because of work vs. me staying home because she couldn’t go (I went because Graspop was my yearly holiday with awesome friends and music);
– me going out with friends vs. her doing a playback thing nonsense in another town (I went out because f~~~ playback stuff, musicals and the like).

"One of the best things internet exposed is just how insane women are." - Freeman_K

[Solo MAN’S WisdomParticipant]

Shiny wrote:

Hmmm. I’ve heard this story before on here. And I am not sure how ‘psycho wanting to kill you’ qualifies as a s~~~ test.

EDIT: Yeah here it is, longer version of the same story with same name (I remember because I commented on that one). What gives?

Good catch, Shiny. Not sure I believe either version.

When women lead, destruction is the destination. -- Me.

[DauntlessParticipant 403]

Solo MAN’S Wisdom wrote:

Not sure I believe either version.

Me neither. Something smells fishy..

"To live is to suffer; to survive is to find some meaning in the suffering." - Friedrich Nietzsche

[BeeParticipant 700]

I had an old cat and dog. Both were pretty old. The cat I’d had since he was a kitten. The dog was already senior when I got him.

One time she saw an episode of House where the family cat got the child sick. Wife was pregnant at the time and threatened to divorce me if I didn’t get rid of the cat. The cat was elderly anyway and could barely move around so I complied. JUs was put down the next day.

She won but lost and I lost. She lost respect for me and I now hate her guts. I don’t want to be around her anymore. Love her, I don’t even like her. I don’t want to be with anyone else either. I’d be content with a trailer in the woods.

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