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So I gave in and decided to try out the fleshlight. Hopefully it’s as good as they’ve hyped it up to be. 🙂
The Children of Doom... Doom's Children. They told my lord the way to the Mountain of Power. They told him to throw down his sword and return to the Earth... Ha! Time enough for the Earth in the grave.Fleshlight >>> Alimony so good for you man haha.
I myself don’t want to get any sex toys/sex tools.PS. Imagine a bucket with an ass sticking out.
FleshLight XXL-----------
Sod it and go all out and order one of these dolls lol
http://www.love-doll.co.uk/katie/Cool story babe now go make me a sandwich
😀 Had to do it. Had to have fun.
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– Air Pump purchased separately.
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Cool story babe now go make me a sandwich
Sod it and go all out and order one of these dolls lol
http://www.love-doll.co.uk/katie/Where the hell would you store it??? lol.
The Children of Doom... Doom's Children. They told my lord the way to the Mountain of Power. They told him to throw down his sword and return to the Earth... Ha! Time enough for the Earth in the grave.Untamed wrote:
Bah! F~~~ that s~~~. There’s nothing like a real pussy and it ain’t that hard to get. Good thing I don’t require pussy all the time but when I do, I don’t pull out a doll from underneth the bed, I just go and get me a Lady ( yes, a Lady. Weemins are whores and prostitutes are ladies) and when I don’t feel like boinging a pussy with a lady attached to it, I can always use my hand.
Whatever floats our individual boats I guess
Don't let them Blame, Shame or Tame you!
Give 'em NOTHING, not even an answer!
#GenderSegragationNow!Motiv wrote:
I look forward to seeing the AI ones in the making, that will be interesting to see, It must fill a need as they sell lots of them,
Cool story babe now go make me a sandwich
Untamed wrote:
I look forward to seeing the AI ones in the making, that will be interesting to see, It must fill a need as they sell lots of them,
Store it in your bed lolYeah, I’m sure it does fill a need. After all, weemins are useless in bed nowdays and not everyone can afford a Lady-pro at 300€
Don't let them Blame, Shame or Tame you!
Give 'em NOTHING, not even an answer!
#GenderSegragationNow!Motiv wrote:
Yea it could work out very expensive seeing ladies if your sex drive is very high and could soon add up in cost, I would never say never as the market for these is growing fast,The women are upset by these due to the prefect body shapes coming out and they are built by men for men so I can understand why women see them as a threat..Oi make me a sandwich doll!
Cool story babe now go make me a sandwich
Untamed wrote:
Yea it could work out very expensive seeing ladies if your sex drive is very high and could soon add up in cost, I would never say never as the market for these is growing fast,The women are upset by these due to the prefect body shapes coming out and they are built by men for men so I can understand why women see them as a threat..Oi make me a sandwich doll!
Weemins get jealous over a girl in a dream so, yeah, I can imagine their distress at not being able to bribe a guy that has one of those dolls, especially a mengina who is trying to break away from the Feminists control system and take control of his own sexualily.
Don't let them Blame, Shame or Tame you!
Give 'em NOTHING, not even an answer!
#GenderSegragationNow!RoyDal wrote:
Society asks MGTOWs: Why are you not making more tax-slaves?
Just down loaded that Humans show to my sky box RoyDal it looks interesting that
Cool story babe now go make me a sandwich
So I gave in and decided to try out the fleshlight. Hopefully it’s as good as they’ve hyped it up to be.
I had a Fleshlight at one point, really nothing special imo. Feels like sticking your schlong into a latex tube.. which is essentially what a Fleshlight is, albeit slightly glorified. I found it rather difficult to get enough stimulation to actually climax with it, so I tossed it out.
So I gave in and decided to try out the fleshlight. Hopefully it’s as good as they’ve hyped it up to be.
Be careful with those fleshlights. The material they’re made of can react to soap and water and either slowly break the toy down over time or burn the crap out of you. When it gives care instructions it means it! If all else fails, try rubbing alcohol, a water rise, then dusting it in corn starch and letting it air dry.
If the Fleshlight doesn’t do it for you, there’s other brands out there. Tenga is surprisingly cheap most of the time, reusable, but doesn’t have the weird chemical reacting thing with it’s materials. There’s also lots of smaller companies in the USA that make 100% silicone “insertable toys” and “c~~~ sheaths” that can be used for stimulation. Bear in mind that different makers and different materials have different feelings.
Also use water-based lube. I like Earthly Body Water Slide myself as it doesn’t dry out fast, doesn’t react to toys of any kind and I’m not sensitive to it. Don’t use silicone lube, “hybrid” lube, or lube with parben in it if the toy might have any silicone in it (even if it’s a blend like “silagel”) as it’ll wreck your pocket pussy. Oils are a no-go as well as they’ll eat anything with rubber in it over time.
Beauty fades, dumb is forever.
I got the ID Glide and the fresh & clean pack from their website.
The Children of Doom... Doom's Children. They told my lord the way to the Mountain of Power. They told him to throw down his sword and return to the Earth... Ha! Time enough for the Earth in the grave.My Goal: To Leave Society.
So I gave in and decided to try out the fleshlight. Hopefully it’s as good as they’ve hyped it up to be.
You’ll enjoy it. Good purchase.
I have three different ones. Frankly, they suck. All toys I’ve tried suck. I prefer my hand. More stimulation and less of a pain in the ass. It’s more about what you’re pawing off to than what’s stimulating you. Great erotica is much better than pictures or videos to me. I could probably get off by using a rubber band if I was reading the right thing.
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