Oral Sex Essay S~~~-Test

[Oz-BlokeParticipant 3233]

Can you believe this s~~~-test? And the mangina jumped through her manipulative hoops in his desperate quest for a blowjob –

Boyfriend Writes Essay On Why He Should Get A Blowjob

To quote the article –

“A girl posted a screenshot of a conversation with ‘Man Candy’ in which she demands that he writes a persuasive essay with a strong thesis statement in MLA format on why she should suck his dick.

That’s very specific. What if it didn’t conform to Modern Language Association standards? What if the argument isn’t compelling? The future of oral sex is hanging on this essay, Man Candy.”

Pathetic. What’s the biggest s~~~-test you have experienced or heard of?

#ManOut

[Solo MAN’S WisdomParticipant]

Because it’s your privilege to perform felattio on me. The end.

When women lead, destruction is the destination. -- Me.

[Ned TrentParticipant 4894]

Solo MAN’S Wisdom wrote:

Because it’s your privilege to perform felattio on me. The end.

Yep just keep it short ‘n sweet.

Now that’s wisdom 101 for ya … … he he

I'd rather die a natual death with a clear MGTOW conscience somewhere off the grid than one within "modern" civilisation with a big stress mark on my forehead and a couple of dozen tubes plugged into my body. Back to the plantation..? Me..? Hey, literally: I won't ever fucking kid myself...YZERLMNTSIC

[Anonymous 25]

She’s not even hot. Gotta be a serious mangina to do that.

Just for the laughs I’d message her and say, here’s my essay “you should suck my dick to prevent you talking any more crap. And it has been proven that sperm increases intelligence, a trait in which you are sorely lacking”.

[NerevarParticipant 8040]

“Man candy”

HAH!

edit: oh wait, that’s the boyfriend in the little picture. I clicked the link and saw a horrific c~~~ of a c~~~. What’s with the noserings anyway? They’re cattle, every last one of them, why else would they wear something that belongs to cows? Yes, we know most feminists look like cows, BUT COME ON!

"One of the best things internet exposed is just how insane women are." - Freeman_K

[TuneoutParticipant]

I would have said ’cause if you don’t bitch,I’m gonna go out and get an escort 10x hotter than you to do it!’

*drops to her knees with mouth wide open*

Lifes a bitch,but you don't have to marry one!

[Silverstone the SecondParticipant]

I won’t write in MDA format, but I will give you my little essay.

You should give me a blow job because if you don’t, there are roughly 3 billion other women on the planet to do it instead of you. If you don’t we’re over.

Boom. Reality hurts.

No respect for this mangina motherf~~~er.

Feminism is a movement where opinions are presented as facts and emotions are presented as evidence.

[BeerParticipant 11832]

Would have been f~~~ing awesome if at 11:59 the guy sent her a pic of some other chick sucking his dick and just said “Because if you don’t someone else will.”

[StargazerParticipant 12505]

Easy answer. “Blow Me”.

[Nick6923645Participant 253]

“Would have been f~~~ing awesome if at 11:59 the guy sent her a pic of some other chick sucking his dick and just said “Because if you don’t someone else will.” Best answer yet. I would modify by changing time to 12:01 and have the chick holding up a card saying “thank you”

condemnation before investigation = ignorance

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[Dashing Young DissidentSpectator]

Lmao i Just found this hahahahahahhahahaaha:

[FrostByteParticipant 19005]

If he gets what his bluepill ass deserves, she will bite it off.
Don’t stick your dick in something that hates you and has teeth. This goes for blenders, garbage disposals and food processors too.

If you rescue a damsel in distress, all you will get is a distressed damsel.

[Sky-OParticipant 18936]

I was able to answer her question, although not in essay format, with two words:

Protein, Bitch

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