On the road again

[SwimcatParticipant 3599]

Getting ready to take to the road again. First week of May I head for New Mexico in my pickup and camper. I’ll work my way north through the Rocky Mountains all the way to Canada by autumn. I hope forest fires don’t chase me out like they did last year.
My son and his wife are still living with me and I enjoy having them here, but she’s anxious to get her own house again so they are actively looking for a new one. When I get back I’m going to sell this place. I told my kids this will be the last Christmas here.
I may just stay a nomad and not have a place at all here in Ohio. Spring and fall here at home. I know a good camper park I can stay for months at a time. Summer out west, winter in Florida. Fishing, golf, and hiking. NO WOMEN. Not after that last Florida fiasco.

[Secret Agent MGTOWParticipant 22559]

Sounds like a decent plan. What kind of camper do you have, a Gulfstream?

Also if you go nomad and you’re only in a spot for a few months, how do you handle getting mail or having an address you can get a license registered to, official docs sent to..? PO boxes can work for some stuff but a physical address for legal docs and licenses and stuff…

Women want everything, but want responsibility and accountability for nothing.

[JB BooksParticipant 3182]

That sounds real nice Swimcat. Please share more whenever the mood strikes.

We just don't realize life's most significant events while they're happening. Back then, I thought, "Well, there'll be other days". I didn't realize that that was the only day. - "Moonlight" Graham

[Dark Ninja DaveParticipant 273]

You are living the dream…

I aspire to do something like this one day.

[iMickey503Participant 12467]

No physical address, NO PROPERTY TAX! SCORE!

How to get Legal documents on the road. Simple.

DID YOU KNOW you can have the mail from PO BOX shipped to wherever YOU ARE? You can, it’s a small cost but can be done to another local Post office box or post office near you. You can also FORWARD MAIL to another address. Say your mobile home park. While still keeping the same P.O. Box address say in Ohio.

Registration of your car or licence is every few years. And most of that is done by mail or online anyways.

The thing is, if you Don’t have an address, or LIVE in Ohio, get in trouble in California, you just go back to Ohio and say f~~~ them.

If some state charges WAY to much for registration of you RV, you go to where it is cheap to do so. It’s still a VALID TAG.

How about if you get tickets in a State? Then register in a state that does not participate in the Linked ticket system, and you are good. No address but a PO.BOX? That REALLY sucks for COPS and the state money collectors.

In fact, IT KILLS THEM that you can do this. You can have a car you pay $45 bucks a year, and in California, its like $2000 a year for the same car.

If you play your cards right, you win. But make sure to ALWAYS have Lawyer on tap when you need it. And by god, MAKE SURE you have money that is NOT able to be garnished from a BANK ACCOUNT! THIS IS IMPORTANT! SO keep CASH SAFE. And KEEP YOUR Assets or whatever you still do have SAFE.

If living in and RV, it is a GOOD idea to have security lights on your rig. Cops hate that. So do thieves. If you have Windows, make sure they are Plexi glass. Or get the small wires security windows.

Your biggest fear is not People. ITS COPS. And WOMEN love to call the cops on guys. SO BE AWARE.

And this time swimcat, FOR THE LOVE OF GOD! Get a VISA card that looks like a FOOD STAMP CARD! DO IT! I don’t care if you have to print it out yourself. DO IT!

It’s how they look for people to rob. You got that? You got no money.

Keep your rig clean, so to keep the Bastards away from you.

And this time Swimcat. Get that POON. But you tell’em. You ARE on SOCIAL SECURITY! You live FOOD STAMPS TO FOOD STAMPS! WHen you tip, ALWAYS DO 15%. Not a penny more. ALWAYS USE CASH! Never wip out the card.

And if you are out at Walmart? You use a F~~~IN CANE! Why? So they Underestimate you. If you do get robbed they are just going to throw you on the ground. You live to see another day. Or you WACK THAT F~~~ER with that Iron Embeded OAK STICK!

Looking old and frail is one thing. BEING it is another.

Lastly, your truck. Decorate it with OLD MAN GARB! I mean those STUPID wooden BEAD seats covers, etc. You keep it CLEAN from ANY PAPERWORK that is in the glove-box. You hide it under the seat.

Whatever you do, MAKE sure you KEEP you device LOCKED at all times. Anyone that can get in your phone or laptop is going to have a WONDERFUL day breaking into your bank. Make sure to set up DUAL authentication when you can.

F~~~ women, but you never let on you got s~~~ to your name. And you better check her out first BEFORE you even bring her back to your Shag wagon. Pay for pussy by Labor. Or working on her house or car. If you need a tool, say you went to some Community tool rental.

I know it’s hard man. But I hope you understand that WOMEN see you as BAIT. I know your dick works, so keep it working and in good shape. Say you do odd jobs for money. And try a few when you are out and about.

And try your hand at Investing. It will be fun that you are sitting at the lake, or at your campsite, and you make enough money to pay for your gas from your gambling on the market.

Have a good time. Be safe. And enjoy your life man.

You are all alone. If you have been falsely accused of RAPE, DV, PLEASE let all men know about the people who did this. http://register-her.net/web/guest/home

[SwimcatParticipant 3599]

My camper is a Jayco Jay feather. It’s spacious, good storage, nice size kitchen. A little hard to handle on the road, especially in strong winds.

I really get very little mail. 90 percent of it is ads. I use my sons address and he forwards any mail that may important to my next stop. My income is direct deposited. I can move it online. I spend about half the money I get in each month. Most of my bills are bank drafted or I pay them online. There really isn’t very many. When I sell the house they’ll be even less. My investments I control online. I can call the bank or broker if need be.

Thanks for the advise I Mickey, but I am who I am. I’m still strong, in good shape, and I intend to stay that way. I’m not some poor schlep on welfare, and I can’t put on that I am. I did start wearing my wedding ring again, even though I’ve been widowed four years. I was surprised what a difference it makes. Women leave me alone. I let them pass on by. It is amazing how everyone loves you when you have a few bucks in the bank. Everyone want’s to be your friend, investment people, banks, real estate agents, whores, especially whores. I pass them all on by.

Right now I’m making preparations to go. I am going on a three day golf outing next week with my golf club and I’ll leave from there.

[Gravel PitParticipant]

Impregnate a bunch of lil sluts Swimcat. Spread your seed around America. They will never know what zipcode you’re in. Just keep moving and unzipping.

[Gravel PitParticipant]

I only kid around.

Dark Ninja Dave wrote:

You are living the dream…

I aspire to do something like this one day.

Dark Ninja has it right. God Bless America. You just hitch up your camper, drive down the interstate. Free as a predatory Hawk.

[iMickey503Participant 12467]

My favorite thing about golf is going to the driving range. I liked it better when you could have a beer, and smoke a cigar at the same time. But then of course, they changed that.

I got 1 driver. I love that thing. And I love wearing the gloves. In fact, my favorite thing to do in the summer is to hit weeds with it in the yard. I don’t even hold it properly. Most of the time, I don’t even care if the ball makes it where I want it to go.

I see guys get a Pail of gold b~~~~, and they can be there with it for an hour. ME? I go through it in about 30 min. It’s like a Cardio for me.

I use to write the names of people on the b~~~~ and hit them. It was my favorite way to unwind. It’s amazing how good you feel when you hit that ball JUST Right, and you slam it down the field. That sound is amazing. It’s like hitting a baseball just right, and it goes right in center field. That “Crack!” and the way it feels in your hand knowing you hit the ball JUST right on the Iron’s face.

If I may make a recommendation on your trip, I would suggest you stay of the main highways, and travel the unbeaten path. I loved being on the road. It’s the only place that always felt like coming home.

You are all alone. If you have been falsely accused of RAPE, DV, PLEASE let all men know about the people who did this. http://register-her.net/web/guest/home

[Secret Agent MGTOWParticipant 22559]

Swimcat wrote:

My camper is a Jayco Jay feather. It’s spacious, good storage, nice size kitchen. A little hard to handle on the road, especially in strong winds.
I really get very little mail. 90 percent of it is ads. I use my sons address and he forwards any mail that may important to my next stop. My income is direct deposited. I can move it online. I spend about half the money I get in each month. Most of my bills are bank drafted or I pay them online. There really isn’t very many. When I sell the house they’ll be even less. My investments I control online. I can call the bank or broker if need be.
Thanks for the advise I Mickey, but I am who I am. I’m still strong, in good shape, and I intend to stay that way. I’m not some poor schlep on welfare, and I can’t put on that I am. I did start wearing my wedding ring again, even though I’ve been widowed four years. I was surprised what a difference it makes. Women leave me alone. I let them pass on by. It is amazing how everyone loves you when you have a few bucks in the bank. Everyone want’s to be your friend, investment people, banks, real estate agents, whores, especially whores. I pass them all on by.
Right now I’m making preparations to go. I am going on a three day golf outing next week with my golf club and I’ll leave from there.

I checked them out, they seem like nice campers. 🙂

Women want everything, but want responsibility and accountability for nothing.

[SwimcatParticipant 3599]

Gravel Pit wrote:

Impregnate a bunch of lil sluts Swimcat. Spread your seed around America. They will never know what zipcode you’re in. Just keep moving and unzipping.

I couldn’t impregnate anyone. Got the ball snip after kid three was born. Now she’s a doctor.

[EyeswideopenParticipant 2930]

Swimcat;

I’ve been reading your posts since you joined – I have to say that I’m a little envious (in a good way) of your life situation. Good kids that you are proud of, and now a nomad lifestyle. I will likely spend my retirement years, God willing, in the same way. Everyday is a new adventure. Technology has really freed us. With internet being accessible globally, and Mail all digital, a physical address is no longer required. I invest about 1/2 to 3/4 of my earnings which provides me with a good income stream. Having your kids give you a safety net and a home base.

Keeping strong and healthy is the key – if the fates are kind.

- Marriage is described as an institution. You would have to be crazy to be commited to it. -"If you want to live a happy life, tie it to a goal. Not people or things" Albert Einstein

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