OMG. . . Just Knock That Little Seductress Walk Right The F-ck Off Princess

[Sky-OParticipant 18934]

It just started raining and post apocalyptic clouds are hovering over the drop zone.

The whole day is looking like it might be wasted.

And I just realized, I left all my CD’s in my Jeep.

I really need some Slayer, Accept & Megadeth right now.

I’m bored. And boredom leads to doing stuff that I wind up regretting later. LOL

Princess did say that I should call her if I have any problems. . .

And despite the fact that I really don’t. I kind of want to know why on the car they gave me (2016 Toy-Camry), a red light on the console that has an image of a car and a lock was blinking non-stop last night when I was trying to sleep in it.

I was too wasted by midnight to set my tent up on the landing field so I slept in my sleeping bag in the back seat.

It probably has something to do with being in the car while it was off and still having the sensor key with me inside.

Time to see if princess can answer this perplexing issue for me. LOL

And I’m not going to mention that the empty Subway cup that I took a leak in at about 4:30am tipped over a couple of hours later when I rose up from my drunken onslaught.

[MgtowWaveParticipant 4352]

Time to give her all the attention she deserves by looking away.

frankly my dear i don't give a damn

[AttonParticipant]

Sounds like rabies.

A MGTOW is a man who is not a woman's bitch!

[Sky-OParticipant 18934]

Sky-0 reporting back in, here on Monday.

Left the DZ this morning and dropped the rental car off before they opened, signed the clipboard and put the keys in the drop box. And then walked about four miles with all my gear on, to the shop my Jeep is at since it will be ready today.

Timeline on the rental car: 4 days at $43 a day plus tax (total $47.60 a day x 4 = $190.40)

Just checked my email and Enterprise sent me an email receipt.

It shows a ‘discount’ down to $31 a day and only charged for two days instead of four (until the 20th rather than 22nd)

It’s like seductress went in and reconfigured things with the discount and last two days taken off.

It’s tactical since she has my number and after she called back Saturday (her day off when the location told her I called about the red light blinking on the console) I had her come to the drop zone on Sunday to do a tandem.

And she winded up paying $239 for the tandem, $110 for video and she bought a shirt that was $20.

Her total expenditures for Sunday was $369

And I made sure to introduce her to the pilot who is a total blue pill alpha clitmaster, and they really connected, to where I could detach at that point.

Total savings on the rental, approximately $122.

Generated $369 in gross revenue from her jump, video & t-shirt purchase.

And she still hasn’t figured out how to walk like a normal person yet.

[IRuleMeParticipant]

Didn’t know you were into Accept. They’re one of my favorite metal bands.

[sidecarParticipant 35837]

Sky-O wrote:

Total savings on the rental, approximately $122.

Generated $369 in gross revenue from her jump, video & t-shirt purchase.

Winning!

Now that’s the way to Go Your Own Way.

[Sky-OParticipant 18934]

IRuleMe wrote:

Didn’t know you were into Accept. They’re one of my favorite metal bands.

‘So we drive, through the night. With the howling wind at our backs.

Riding on Teutonic Terror
We will, give them the axe!!’

Fck-Yeah buddy!!

It keeps Sky-0 rolling at night amidst the darkness, driving on to the next DZ, with a four pack of Starbuck’s Doubleshot, can of Skoal Wintergreen & some beef jerky.

My greatest mission was leaving a DZ once at sunset and driving 11.5 hours overnight to the next one. Pulling in, grabbing my gear and getting on the first load up.

Metal is my life force.

[,Participant 1301]

lmao, you jump her and pee in her car, she jump you for $369.
you win, three times over.

and if you have 70,000mi plus get the brake hoses replaced too.
I think there is a steering damper for the death wobble too but I’m no Jeeper.

Blow away, blow away, blow away….

with joy/without hate

[Anonymous 7]

How did I miss the updates to this thread? Probably user-error.

I hope your happiness stays at 120mph. Pull those arms to your side with legs together, and dive when you have to.

If you ever land near Ellington Field, TX. I’ll take you for bbq in a rental car of your choice.

I’m on my third Shiner Light and I toast to your oak like resistance to the seductress.

Get your damn Jeep fixed too.

Be safe!

[Frank V.Participant 2445]

She had you in her crosshair

Damn right !

1: Skydiving (expensive)
2: Repeat rental customer for years (credit’s good)
3: Nice ride in shop (expensive)
4: Free time for skydiving (has money)

Dude was being sized up for being a wallet, a resource to tap !

Reminds me years back when I was working for a small company. Owner made Jabba The Hut look like a famine survivor, but had a girlfriend half his age who looked like she stepped out of Playboy.

I chuckled after work over drinks with a few co-workers as they talked about it. One woman working there got drunk enough to be honest.

“What does she see in him ? He’s a zero !”
“He’s a zero with 1 fat wallet, making him a 10 !”

I have even seem women look up the different costs of clothes and shoes popular with men. When they look at you, the hamsters are running in that cage, powering the little adding machine to add up the costs.

Ever notice how many women used to spot K-Mart “Texas Steer” brand boots, even though they seldom made them for women. It has nothing to do with fashion, but to spot money.

Frank V.

[MACHOParticipant]

Frank V. wrote:

I have even seem women look up the different costs of clothes and shoes popular with men. When they look at you, the hamsters are running in that cage, powering the little adding machine to add up the costs

That’s why women never approach me, thrift shops wear isn’t a sign of wealth I guess! I might have some dough now but after reading s~~~ like this I will stick with my old habits / rags 🙂

You must own a better Crystal ball than I

[Red KnightParticipant 720]

Slayer and Megadeth. YES.

But yeah, I’ve seen women flirt like this a lot. These are usually women that really crave attention. I’ve worked with women who would thrust their breasts out in front of me, smile at me really pretty, bend over in front of me and smile at me while doing it…and I give them no attention for it. Because that’s all they want is attention.

Now, I COULD abuse their need for attention and validation and lead it into the bedroom. But this game is such a waste of time that I don’t think it’s worth it.

Had a girl tell me at work one time, “You get to spend the rest of the day with ME. ;)”
Me: “…….should I be happy about that?”

She didn’t like that. xD

Formerly MoneyOverBitches

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