OkBlupill – Ashley, the mangina detective

[mystoryParticipant 370]

Shout out to ChauvinistPig for showing me how semi-productive and super-entertaining catfishing can be if you’re sadistic enough. Keep em comin brotha! You guys should check his posts in “Dating”.
I’ve been having a damn good blast s~~~ testing simps on the dating site, OKCupid. It’s by far the easiest site to do this with. There’s no limit to the simpery. They’re relentless. I could use a little input on some better strategies for rehabilitating these offenders.. In particular, this bloke whom I’m starting to think is one desperate Chad. The profile I’ve fabricated contains the picture of a fiery pixie 9 whom I believe catfished me at one point on FB (when I actually had a Fn FB. At least her photos were used by the person catfishing me). The bio depicts a travelling single mother who is tired of abandonment. Nothing too discouraging, right? (Wrong). Favorite book? 50 shades of course. I threw in Gone Girl and The Red Pill Documentary as her fave movies just as confirmation in case any red pills were out there. In the “6 things I couldn’t live without” Ashley says “1. Validation from both sexes.
It’s my bread and butter.
Teasing guys with the prospect of sex is a great way to get free s~~~. My son and I would be f~~~ed if it weren’t for my pu$sy powa. Validation from women is way more important to me though. I need other women to be jealous of me. It’s like my version of porn. Don’t like it? Well get used to it if you wanna be with a real lady, cuz if we didn’t compete with each other over whom receives the most free s~~~ from you thirsty white-knighting pu$sy whipped manginas, we’d have nothing to do but raise kids. And who wants to raise kids?
2. The government.
Namely section 8, WIC, and the welfare state, baybay.
Thirst deep. May you never drink.”
As you may have noticed, Ashley is what Terrence Popp would call a C slot and a slewr. Someone worth avoiding, to say the least. Not for some of these wretches, apparently. You are about to go to hell. Without further ado I give you Dante.

Dante Hi:) how are you doing?? I like what you got going on in your profile.

My name is Dante and I just moved here from Georgia last sept as well!

Ash Aw why thank you. What do you like about it? I Haven’t looked at yours yet. Nor will I ever care to.

Dante That you moved here for new beginnings, as did I.

That you have a kiddo, as do I.

I like that you wanna make other bitches jealous. Im the same way. Lets turn heads everywhere we go. Power-couple ideologies.

And i really wanna be the right persons champion. There are too many f~~~-girls here who say that want one thing but mean another.

If you like certain aspects 50 shades well get along else where 😉

Ash I don’t wanna be a “power couple”, I want a beta magnet provider to do the heavy lifting and s~~~. No sex. My Chad Thunderc~~~s are aplenty. You’re not one of them. Sorry not sorry. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QzlJMICjFlg

D Maybe i used it out of context lol
So many questions.

Whats a chad thunderc~~~? Lol
Maybe i dont wanna be a chad.
— Later on after a few minutes of no reply —

Ok i watched and i liked.

Im not looking for a woman to be my life, just to share the fruits of it.

A She will only want more fruit. There is no “sharing” with them
–couple of minutes pass–
Er.. us

D I have plenty to give. Its not a problem.

A I guess dignity doesn’t mean s~~~ to you. Typical

Just hire a f~~~ing hooker man

D I dont know where you get that impression. But w.e. i dont have time for stupid s~~~. Im not trying to get f~~~ing laid. Thats easy as f~~~. I could do that anytime. Im trying to find someone genuine. F~~~ me right? Yea w.e. later.
— Later —
Ive been single for 4 years since me and my wife split. In that time ive grown as a person and am ready for something serious. Im an awesome person blah.blah blah f~~~ itnim just p~~~ing in the wind. It doesnt even fuxking matter. Somehow you think im some scummy f~~~ing f~~~ boy. Well f~~~ you. Inhave manners, morals, and class. I know how to f~~~ing treat a woman

…a person..
— Later still —
You probably think that because i mentioned 50 shades. That seems to be where the convo drastically turned.

A Sounds like something a chad would say ((I never saw the “50 shades” thing till a few messages later))

— Later —
If you want a “genuine” person, try a cougar. Usually they’re ready for any scraps of “fruit” they can get. Good look finding anything more serious than that

D Whatever. Im not looking to get in your pants really. You have the wrong idea, Lady. Someone, somehwere f~~~ed you over badly and it breaks my heart. I had high hopes. I really dont have time to defend myself to someone ive never met and thinks im scum before giving me the time of day. I realllly wish you sould will be at ease and find happiness 🙂

This video made me smile. The end is the best.

…soul*

>.<

And cougars are anything but genuine lol. All they want is validation and a good time. Neither of which im prepared to give them.

A I think you’re actually an okay guy. You just don’t give yourself enough credit. You don’t deserve to get married again. I wouldn’t wish that upon anyone. You should have learned from the first marriage that all women are only in it for their pound of flesh

Some guys can’t think with the big head. Little head likes to dick around whilst pretending to be serious

D No. I believe there are good women out there. With manners and intelligence and personality! Yes, ive had to endure bad dates and short term relationships, but thats just one more person i know is not it.

Listen, if cougars and women of loose morals are any type of fruit, they are the “low hanging fruit” of society. The woman i want is at the top of the tree and im willing to put in the work to find her.

Youve read “THE MERCHANT OF VENICE”?

Sorry about the caps lock.

–Later after he takes the “okay guy” bait —

Id like to think that just maybe youre the one thats not. I mean i cant speak for certain but im willing to find out. I have thick skin and im extremely resilient to bulls~~~.

Lmao “lil head likes to dick around”

Youre well spoken. I like that. Im assuming you read or write? Or was in to it at one time, perhaps…

Hello, my name is Dante. Id like to get to know you with out the intention of getting in your pants. Its still very nice to meet you.

–Wtf? Why are introducing yourself to a soulless wench twice?–

But if im still chad and not Dante than i respect that and ill promptly be on my way!

A Did you know that “love” is just a c~~~tail of endorphins which we can easily become addicted to if we aren’t carefully observant? You have a kid already. You’ve been through the meatgrinder. What’s the end game for you if not to get in my pants?

Save the flattery and ass kissing. I have tougher skin

D I really thought that everyone was suppose to know that. Its some psychology in there too. Ive learned a lot about myself in my time being single. I chose when I want to get attached and when I dont. Evidently, I dont get attached easily. This allows me to stand back and really give me time to see if “this” is what im looking for.

I dont settle for drift.

Ive lived with a personality that i kind of abhored and I refuse to ever do that s~~~ again.

My story is a long, complicated one though. If the time comes, ill fill in the gaps for you.

My end game: Something long term and serious.

Being put through that meat grinder tempered the f~~~ out of me. Its like when goku went super sayan.

….just sayan.

Im not kissing your ass. You have f~~~ing personality. Thats wonderful I think.

–Sounds a bit like ass kissing to me….. Just sayan–

A I’ve treated you like absolute s~~~, you’ve even said so, yet I still have you wrapped around my finger.. Lol and you say you refuse to do that s~~~ again (settle for a total basic bitch who demeans you and mocks you. It doesn’t stop there, you say I’ve got “personality” haha. This is so sad it’s funny). Not convinced.
How can I ever respect someone so desperate? How can you live with yourself? You must be a masochist

D You dont have me wrapped around s~~~, firstly. No woman ever can wrap me thier finger. Im here purely bc i want to be. But see deep down, i think you might be an intelligent, fun person. But on yhe surface someone has f~~~ed you over. Im just patient enough to stock around and find out. Not a masochist.

A Looking for a piece of hay in attack of needles is a great way to get Hep C

Told you it was hell. I can’t help but laugh at the ignorance though

I don't need a legacy.. I don't need a monument.

[DorkShitParticipant 4353]

Man, you are the most helpful person. I couldn’t do it. I do not know where you get the energy to engage down the rabbit hole so far.

I say let dying dogs lie.

If you could direct that passion at something productive. But, hey, maybe its your way of having fun. Like shooting fish in a barrel.

Peace brothers

[mystoryParticipant 370]

Trust me, it’s richly amusing in a sick way. I couldn’t do it every day though. God no. I’ve considered a better way to be helpful: I could capitalize on hypergamy by becoming a professional homewrecker. Weighing my options here. I feel like giving out free red pills to the most gynocentrically afflicted persons might just be the most productive thing to do..

I don't need a legacy.. I don't need a monument.

[mystoryParticipant 370]

It’s also a good way to get hope of a bright future. I’m shocked to see that at least two of the men who have messaged me actually know that this bitch is trouble. The profile is obviously fake, but only one guy had the resolve to see it as fake. The other guy came really close to seeing the fakeness:

I don't need a legacy.. I don't need a monument.

[MarketWatcherParticipant]

You and C-pig could go on for days with stories about this madness. This is a great example of why on-line dating is a waste of time for men.

[MACHOParticipant]

mystory wrote:

It’s also a good way to get hope of a bright future. I’m shocked to see that at least two of the men who have messaged me actually know that this bitch is trouble. The profile is obviously fake, but only one guy had the resolve to see it as fake. The other guy came really close to seeing the fakeness:

Watch out there are good enough amateur detectives out there! I strongly believe in what a lot call karma! What goes around comes around! Play with fire 🔥 and you inevitability will get burned!

I believe in always being as truthful as humanly possible! We will always reap in the end what we sow!

Love and hatred are the two most powerful opposites.. But there are numerous shades of good and bad deeds in between those two extreme!

If your heart and soul remain permanently focused on Love you will attract light in your life! 🌞 but if one plays with darkness 🌑 it’s a dangerous field to be frolicking in!

You must own a better Crystal ball than I

[mystoryParticipant 370]

MACHO wrote:

I strongly believe in what a lot call karma!

Me too, Macho. There’s something else I believe though, and it’s that it would be reap bad karma to withhold red pill wisdom from those who need it desperately. Unfortunately, for me, to get a blue-pill’s full attention is to pretend you’re a smokin blonde millenial. You see it as dishonest. IDGAF. It’s better to push a man faster into his own destruction than to allow his suffering to be prolonged resisting said destruction.

I don't need a legacy.. I don't need a monument.

[MACHOParticipant]

mystory wrote:

Unfortunately, for me, to get a blue-pill’s full attention is to pretend you’re a smokin blonde millenial. You see it as dishonest. IDGAF. It’s better to push a man faster into his own destruction than to allow his suffering to be prolonged resisting said destruction

That’s exactly what I meant.. You are playing in a field of dishonesty! You’re playing mad scientist with human lives! I wouldn’t touch something like that with a thousand foot pole!

You must own a better Crystal ball than I

[Pedal, run, rowParticipant]

Oh s~~~!

You are f~~~ing with their heads big time.
I love the responses from you/her that just come out of nowhere… “I guess dignity means nothing to you! hire a hooker!” LOL

These mother f~~~ers pivot on a dime too, lol. No core values, no self respect, anything for a taste of that putang.

[mystoryParticipant 370]

MACHO wrote:

I wouldn’t touch something like that with a thousand foot pole!

You just might be right..
Some places are just too dark to explore:

I don't need a legacy.. I don't need a monument.

[MACHOParticipant]

mystory wrote:

You just might be right..
Some places are just too dark to explore:

I’m 100% sure of my statement! You might go in with good intentions but you might not enjoy what dark genies will come out of that bottle! You can’t put those genies back in their bottles once out! Be Careful!

You must own a better Crystal ball than I

[mystoryParticipant 370]

You have yet to elaborate on these genies. Do I not deserve a fair, detailed warning?
Or are you just concerned about their feelers?

I don't need a legacy.. I don't need a monument.

[mystoryParticipant 370]

Another thread..
E Hello 🙂 how are you today? What part of Ohio did you move here from?
A I’m great! Thanks. You seem like a good fella. One who has potential. History is irrelevant(all you need to know is that it repeats). College is irrelevent. Marriage is irrelevant. Learn that now. Nothing else I tell you will be of value. I want you to c&p mgtow.com to your browser bar and swallow the red pill of freedom while you still have your life ahead of you. Never pursue a woman. Women are inferior to men and should be the ones pursuing the men in turn. Trust me on this. At your current age (and probably those to follow), you will struggle to find a good woman (if such a creature exists) because of Briffault’s Law. Knowledge of this law is the red pill I mentioned. You have enough financial responsibility on your shoulder. Teachers don’t earn much. If you are that serious about having the need for children met, wait. Wait and enjoy waiting. Women are an emotional and financial nightmare. Better to make sure you have the mental, financial, and (no offense mate), testicular fortitude to handle the bs any woman will dish out at you and possibly cause you to off yourself over -all for her selfish petty desires- well before considering the responsibility of fatherhood. Just sayin.
E I know what I’m getting myself into. Trust me. I’ve had my share of heart break, death, romance and other life events.
A Your funeral
E Only a funeral if it’s the wrong woman and it’s too late. Why so negative?
A It’s a boon to be indifferent to dying alone

Callous? Sure, why not. Negative? How so?
E Callous is a better word than negative.
So, you’re manipulating huh? How would you say so?
I like it
Can I take you to dinner sometime?
Free food for you
A What do you get out of it?
E A night with a beautiful woman.
But it’s not about me
A Is it about making your parents proud?
E It’s about making you happy(er) hopefully. And maybe even getting a second date.
A Your job isn’t to make anybody happy. You should focus on what makes you happy. If your happiness depends on the happiness of another person, that’s not love. That’s indentured servitude
E I’m happy with myself. But seeing you happy would make me happier
A Sexist

This guy has to be a rapist. You cannot be that immune to the red pill without being a rapist. Lol

I don't need a legacy.. I don't need a monument.

[MACHOParticipant]

MACHO wrote:

That’s exactly what I meant.. You are playing in a field of dishonesty! You’re playing mad scientist with human lives!

Pedal, run, row wrote:

You are f~~~ing with their heads big time.

mystory wrote:

You just might be right..
Some places are just too dark to explore

MACHO wrote:

you might not enjoy what dark genies will come out of that bottle

Simple.. It’s quite self explanatory! If one doesn’t interfere in other people lives usually it’s good Karma but the opposite is also true! Don’t ask me what could happen? How the F~~~ would I Know!?

You must own a better Crystal ball than I

[Can’t Stump TrumpParticipant]

These are f~~~ing scary! To me you sound so much like a dude I don’t know how these guys can be fooled, but they see a sexy pic and their minds go blank. I wonder if you’ll end up red-pilling any of them with that bitchy attitude?

Women are better at multitasking? Fucking up several things at once is not multitasking.

[mystoryParticipant 370]

I know it’s not my job to save anyone. They say that every evil is just a misplaced good. Maybe I am aware that nothing good will come of this. In that sense I might just be doing it to add insult to injury being that most of these guys just need tough love. The red pill is the exact opposite of what they’re after however, so I realize how futile my good intent is. Almost feels hopeless. “most people are not ready to be unplugged and many of them are so injured, so helplessly dependent on the system, that they will fight to protect it”

I don't need a legacy.. I don't need a monument.

[Pedal, run, rowParticipant]

Eh, call me a bad guy, but the more these pathetic cucks get their heads shoved into a pile of s~~~ the happier I am.

You are doing fine work there son.

[mystoryParticipant 370]

Pedal, run, row wrote:

You are doing fine work there son.

Hardly. I am gonna have to go with Macho on this one. I’m not bettering myself. I’m not allowing these young men the chance to go their own way naturally. I was mostly just doing it for the laughs.

Can’t Stump Trump wrote:

To me you sound so much like a dude I don’t know how these guys can be fooled,

Simple. We are likely to believe something if we want it to be true. One guy told me: “you’re closer to my comprehension level than most of the possible candidates for dating are”. I wonder why? The prospect of sex will give any guy tunnelvision. That kinda power isn’t a toy

I don't need a legacy.. I don't need a monument.

[RhinoParticipant 3477]

This perfectly illustrates why you can’t give a simp, mangina, or blue pill man red pill knowledge if they refuse to take it. Mystory spells it out for him in plain English, gives him all the truth and a good dose of red pill knowledge and the man STILL asks her out on a date even after he calls him “mate” and uses other male language to insure that any man with a brain can see he is talking to a dude.

The guy ignores it and continues as if “she” never even said anything about going his own way and avoiding the trap that is women instead he wants to make “her” happy. By all means continue to give out the truth but you are wasting your time on these men they will have to learn the hard way to fully appreciate and understand what you are saying to them.

[mystoryParticipant 370]

I’m done wasting the energy on them. Satrdusk was right in “the problem of philosophicial course correction”. Most people don’t have the preconditions for red pilling met. They have to be at a point where they know it’s what they need

I don't need a legacy.. I don't need a monument.

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