Ok here gos..Her three attempts on my life

[Anonymous 54]

Hopefully by now I’ve been on here long enough to have earned myself some credibility with you all.I tell this not for therapudic reasons, but rather just so other Men can see it.Im I lousey writer so I’ll keep it brief. MY second wife. 5’1 blonde. Attempt #1. We’re out side argueing,she says F~~~ you,hops in her dodge dart,throttles up,and I have to jump back about a foot to not get clipped by her left front as she rips past. I thought.. she didn’t do that on purpose did She? Naw she wouldn’t do that. Atempt#2. The following summer ,where at the beach,it’s a week day ,there’s no one around .She pulls out a bottle of vodka and she suggest we go behind a sand dune and do the nasty. A great fun day. When it’s time to leave I suggest that I drive. We had taken her car,but I didn’t drink any of the vodka.She said no it’s her car she’s dri eing.I press it ,she won’t give up the keys.So I said well I ain’t ridding with you,and started to walk away.(ironic huh?). Well you know what comes next Brothers.Thats right ,I hear the slant 6 wide open,I turn around and she comeing across the empty parking lot after me. I remember the murderous look in her cold gray eyes. Yes grey. At that moment I realised the fist time was in fact on purpose and this was attempt #2 I faked right ,dodged left….repeat ..fake right,fake left,dodge fake right. This went on for a while till I made it to some trees on the perimeter. I don’t remember how I got home. A very long long time ago. First Chance I got I packed up and split,to stay at some friends apt. Let me regroup and post attempt #3.

[HitmanParticipant]

damn…

[Anonymous 54]

Hitman wrote:

damn…

I’ve been ridding all my life,so I’m used to people intentionaly trying to grind me up with a car. But when it’s some one who (supposedly)loves you It’s worse. Plus i worked on the f~~~ing car!!

[HitmanParticipant]

that’s a women’s gratitude for ya old sage..
see my comment on your other thread brother ..

[Learn2L8Participant 86]

I would disable that car!

A quart of Brake fluid in the motor oil will mess that engine up. I have had it done to me before, so I know. The car will die a slow, stealthy death and run really hot.

[RhinoParticipant 3477]

Are you Spider-man in real life on that third attempt I read man you are one lucky dude to have sensed her about to stab you with your eyes closed. Most men would have been dead good job knowing what was about to go down. Karma has a way of dealing with bitches like this and now that she is dead we know you will not be making that same mistake again. Glad to see you are still alive after all those attempts brother.

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