Oculus Rift Porn

[flightspaceSpectator 207]

So broke right now so i’m waiting until a consumer version but i’m so glad this is already a thing. My guess is, the moment the commercial version drops, a whole bunch of guys are going to go MGTOW, because why even f~~~ with real girls when you have lifelike simulations that give you instant gratification?

Wifey is complaining, you never even touch or look at me anymore!!! Don’t you love me?

Meanwhile you can’t even hear her because you’re plugged into the apex getting your c~~~ sucked

[ILiveAgainParticipant]

I want shares in this 😃

[chirParticipant]

LoL…

I immediately thought: What if a hacker compromises the hardware and it bites your pecker off?

Ow…

Instant chainsaw vasectomy…

It is by caffeine alone I set my mind in motion, it is by the beans of Java that thoughts acquire speed, the hands acquire shaking, the shaking becomes a warning; it is by caffeine alone I set my mind in motion.

[Kyle R.Participant 21]

Yeah. This reminds me of a story of mine from high school. At one class, I talked about the ways in which technology might influence the near future, and I mentioned sex robots that would use advanced AI and other stuff. In my class we were four boys and some twenty-five girls. The moment I mentioned the sex robots thing, most of them gave me hostile looks, like ‘wtf are you talking about, you sick pervert’.

Well, looks like sex robots are almost on the market now, with the Swedish lifelike women dolls and this Oculus Rift thingy. I can only imagine the rage in women now.

[RennieParticipant]

Kyle R. wrote:

The moment I mentioned the sex robots thing, most of them gave me hostile looks, like ‘wtf are you talking about, you sick pervert’.

That would be the moment they realized the value of snatch was going to crash big time. Haha. They actually thought they had a monopoly on it and that no one could do anything about it.

[treelville..miamiParticipant 893]

Lol, poor women. Whatever will they do without their only commodity. I guess they’ll just give birth until their wombs are replaced entirely by ectogenesis. Glad I was born a superior male.

"The wounds of honor are self inflicted"

[Crazy CanuckMember 4215]

chir wrote:

LoL… I immediately thought: What if a hacker compromises the hardware and it bites your pecker off? Ow… Instant chainsaw vasectomy…

 

That’s what I was thinking, it could be a way for feminists to try to castrate men.

"If pussy was a stock it would be plummeting right now because you've flooded the market with it. You're giving it away too easy." - Dave Chapelle

[SofaloverParticipant 4]

Too much truth for them to process, their interpretation of sick pervert is anything other than pedestrian sex once a week in the missionary position with lot’s of tutting and her fulfilling her duty(but only if you’ve been good as a reward).

I’ve f~~~ed everything that can be fashioned into a vagina and I suspect most blokes are the same.  No need for the advanced AI, it’s a waste of processing power, use it for bitcoins.

 

Kyle R. wrote:

Yeah. This reminds me of a story of mine from high school. At one class, I talked about the ways in which technology might influence the near future, and I mentioned sex robots that would use advanced AI and other stuff. In my class we were four boys and some twenty-five girls. The moment I mentioned the sex robots thing, most of them gave me hostile looks, like ‘wtf are you talking about, you sick pervert’. Well, looks like sex robots are almost on the market now, with the Swedish lifelike women dolls and this Oculus Rift thingy. I can only imagine the rage in women now.

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