NYC now recognizes 31 gender identities

[Prefer Peace to PieceParticipant 10809]

New York City has passed an ordnance recognizing 31 genders an employer must be aware of:
-Bigendered
-Cross Dresser
-Drag Queen
-Drag King
-Femme Queen
-Female to Male
-FTM
-Non-op
-HIJRA
-Pangendered
-Transexual
-Transperson
-Woman
-Man
-Butch
-Two spirit
-Trans
-Agender
-Third sex
-Gender fluid
-Non-binary transgender
-Androgyn
-Gender gifted
-Gender blender
-Femme
-person of transgender experience
-Androgenous
-MTF
-Non-op
-Gender queer
-Gender Blender
In New York City, an employer must be aware of these 31 gender identities and will be forced to consider hiring these folks before looking elsewhere. Soon coming to your city.

[Just a ManParticipant 934]

Laugh my ever loving mother f~~~ing ass off! Pandora’s box has been opened, yet again by female, so let’s enjoy the show these clowns are putting on. I am a black, lesbian, male, paraplegic who feels the need to mark his territory like a dog. If you don’t like it, then come closer….(unzip)

Still looking forward to how Divorce Corps will move forward with male/male and female/female marriages….who gets to be the “man” and get divorce raped? What happens when marriage to animals becomes legal? Remember a man in Canada was just acquitted for beastiality. How he side-stepped the molestation charges is beyond me, but there it is.

What else fellow men? Surely there are all kinds of hilarious antics we get to enjoy watching unfold.

Philosophy, the female repellent

[AnthonyParticipant 2281]

And,…This is why my end goal is to own a farm or a small homestead in 5-10 years. Society is f~~~ed. People are bats~~~ crazy. Best way to avoid people? Move deep in the woods.

Once you have a Fleshlight real vaginas become worthless.

[sidecarParticipant 35862]

I can just see the business advertisements popping up in Newark: “Bring your company to New Jersey. The plumbing is simpler over here.”

Just a Man wrote:

Still looking forward to how Divorce Corps will move forward with male/male and female/female marriages….who gets to be the “man” and get divorce raped?

They don’t care just so long as the lawyers get paid. Because that’s all marriage is these days: a revenue stream for lawyers.

[Anonymous 17]

Ohh no! I am confused. I read through the list and I don’t think my gender is on it!

[ChuddoxParticipant 585]

Still only 2 Genders. Men, and Not Men

“Civilized men are more discourteous than savages because they know they can be impolite without having their skulls split, as a general thing.” - Robert E. Howard

[ILiveAgainParticipant]

I identify as a headless, quadriplegic, blind, trisexual duck billed tub thumper.

Enjoy the flight.

[Anonymous 42]

Take the Taconic State Pkwy to 209 down the spine of the Appalachians, get off in Pennsylvania, then make your way over to the Garden State (interstate 95) and you’ll be OK, I use this route EVERY TIME.

If you live in NYC, GET. OUT.

[hellraiderParticipant 2837]

They forgot to include borg, klingon and cyborg in it.

I always laugh when grown children aka women come together and this s~~~ comes out…

[Anonymous 5]

Make it 32, I’m a MGTOW Monk.

[Tiga KParticipant 1693]

Then they’ll have to recognize different combinations. There has to be someone out there that identifies as one gender at night and another during the day. Or maybe seasonal change. Like the summer brings out their inner trans, but in the winter they identify as a three armed vampire lesbian trapped in a Korean man’s body in another universe who’s soul was implanted into their current body by invisible alien soul thieves that work for the intergalactic patriarchy.

[Deadly RaverParticipant]

It is the year 2016. In a world where an employer spends more time dodging lawsuits from those who wanted,”Jobs”, but were so easily offended because people could not readily identify whatever gender they were that day. The frustrated employers finally turned away these people in favor of more “Mechanical” employees

……………And thus began the rise of the machines. *Starts playing hardcore Drum and bass*

Learn from the past, Control the present, and you will know the Future.

[ZoidbergParticipant 965]

Hm, soon you New Yorkers can safely identify as Napoleon. A dream come true!

[treelville..miamiParticipant 893]

And,…This is why my end goal is to own a farm or a small homestead in 5-10 years. Society is f~~~ed. People are bats~~~ crazy. Best way to avoid people? Move deep in the woods.

Nice! U and me both.

Everyone’s getting dumber, it’s been proven that the human brain is actually shrinking. So people are literally getting dumber by the day. #idiocracy

"The wounds of honor are self inflicted"

[DeeJaySeaParticipant 40]

I don’t identify with any of those. I feel excluded, I should sue.

[Anonymous 5]

HEY where is the special treatment for: “just being a normal guy working 2 jobs who finds women sexy (not intresting) but would rather focus on achieving a higher standard of living” OH wait I forgot those taxpayers are “privileged” and “racist” (Satire*) ?

[Anonymous 11]

Surely, they missed a few.

I can distill them all down to one:

Freaks

[KeymasterKeymaster]

Prefer Peace to Piece wrote:

New York City has passed an ordnance recognizing 31 genders an employer must be aware of:

I got a much better one.

How about …..

There are only TWO “sexes” ( not “genders” ) or you’re fired.

There is no point in hiring a f~~~ing FREAK MORON who doesn’t even understand that. In every other way they would be totally useless employees. Employers should fire them based on that alone.

First question on an employment application: How many “genders” are there?

Anyone who answers more than 2 can go be a “non-binary transgender” on someone else’s time. And nobody gets to have a problem with that, because expecting 31 genders to be recognized is “sexist” in itself.

Ain’t that a kick in the rubber parts?

If you keep doing what you've always done... you're gonna keep getting what you always got.

[Anonymous 1]

Where do these genders emerge from? Is there a gender registration app form?

[Anonymous 1]

Tiga K wrote:

Then they’ll have to recognize different combinations. There has to be someone out there that identifies as one gender at night and another during the day.

Or some inception type, s~~~.

“I identify as a man who thinks he should feel like a woman……but doesn’t”

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