noticed it is always men depicted as bad drivers in road safety adds

[bladeParticipant]

I have noticed all the road safety adds depict men .One add shows a bloke driving down the road speeding and a 10 year old girl who is crossing the road tells him after hitting the brakes he could of killed her.Maybe if her single mum taught her to check the road first (just a joke i threw in)But f~~~ i see chicks speeding all the time or been f~~~ing idiots on the road like when they go to turn right they move to the left first.That really f~~~s me off.Then another road safety add shows a bloke on his mobile phone driving and has an accident.wtf.Chicks are always on there phones.Nearly had a dumb bitch hit me on the crossing the other day on her phone.Drink driving adds always depict men.F~~~ i have known quite a few that would pick there kids up from school after p~~~ing on.Woman are f~~~ed drivers always of in there own little world.The moving right before turning left s~~~ is really f~~~ing me off.I just don’t get that.

THE PLANTATION HAS NOW TURNED INTO THE KILLING FIELDS . WOMAN ARE NOW ROLLING CAMBODIAN STYLE .

[bladeParticipant]

Just to add i don’t stop for chicks to cross a pedestrian crossing unless there on it but at least i am conscious of it

THE PLANTATION HAS NOW TURNED INTO THE KILLING FIELDS . WOMAN ARE NOW ROLLING CAMBODIAN STYLE .

[The Batman 2020Participant 2112]

I see it when I’m driving.. Look at the female drivers looking down at their phone.. If not looking at their phone it’s resting bitch face

Your 20's are for learning, your 30's are for earning.

[Freeman_KParticipant 3524]

Women have no spatial inteligence which makes them really bad drivers. This combined with their emotions and feelings which can easily override male rational response to situations makes them noticabely worse.

Whenever it is something stupid, illogical, irrational, sloppy, crazy – it is woman. If it is act of pure aggression it is man. Probably p~~~ed off because of female, but stil our problem. So this blue pill ads from hive, well, zero f~~~s given, hive does not like the truth.

The choices we make, not the chances we take, determine our destiny

[Anonymous 42]

I never saw a woman do a 360 @50mph on a dry road, but then again they don’t have aggressive driving skills, that’s where they fall terribly short.

Men are mechanically inclined, we can tell the difference between road surface noise and pitted wheel bearing, I’ve seen women (mom) blow up a great running Chevrolet with a 350 LT-1 four bolt main, she ran it out of oil and just kept on driving, she pulled in the driveway rapping and smoking, I thought it was the oil pump, I was wrong, it was the woman connected to the steering wheel.

I’ve done every stunt imaginable with a car except driving it on two wheels (no ramp) but I can balance on two wheels and did so when I had my ATV. Without the AMX I would never have done a wheelie with a car, that’s something special!

Hey mom, look! Two wheels, and the engine is full of oil!

[Mr. CrowleyParticipant 384]

Well of course it is, blade.

If it was women in the ad they would have a riot outside claiming they’re all kinds of -ists and they can’t have that.

Punks- Not Feeling Lucky Since 1971

[Honorable_Juice_BoxParticipant 591]

Wait sir. . .are you telling me that the television isn’t a 150% accurate depiction of objective reality!?

In all seriousness though this s~~~ is typical, just like the classical useless fathers in television shows. Anything to make women FEEL better, even when that means falsifying reality.

[Anonymous 54]

@mg. Fellow stunt driver! Well Ill be!

Had a tin can rentle once.Little gm thing with 3 cylnders I think? Late 80s. Easter weekend, and a rabbit fan out in front of me. Cant have that! I was makeking a left hand turn at the time. Rabbit came out from left side of the road at me.
So cranked it harder left, and it bicycled for me!

Swear to God MGt I held it up there for a good 3 seconds! Kept the wheels off the rabbit!

Joey Chittwood style! I wasnt tryin to, but did it.
We could put on a show together.
360°
Crank It L…crank it R..full hard L while loading front brakes. then full throttle. and…..
Wave to the crowd!!

[Anonymous 54]

@mgt. U tube Remy Julienne.

The king of all stunt drivers.

[TuneoutParticipant]

Ah,the good ‘ol days,when Ad Men had the b~~~~ to tell the truth!

(Well,at least this time,lol)

Lifes a bitch,but you don't have to marry one!

[Anonymous 42]

A couple of years ago (on MY street here in the condemned abyss I was reversing about 35 mph with my 4 wd pickup (gravel/dirt road I improved myself, I wanted to do a seamless 180 transitioning into a full power fishtail, but on the side slide my front tire popped off bead, dug in and threw me so high on two wheels it stayed there for a split second than slammed back down on all fours. I was so glad I didn’t roll it over and loose all fluids crumple the side and possibly crack or break the windshield.

I got lots of practice on ice and snow, it’s the same thing on tar when your tires are liquefying like grease but instead it’s disintegrating rubber. I practiced endless rotations at 70+mph on some of the larger lakes around here, I had it timed perfectly between the steering and shifting from N to D to N to D to N to D round and round maintaining a constant direction, Figure skating with a car! The old VW’s suck for figure skating they wouldn’t steer, the front wheels tended to plow and the ass end was too heavy. Best car ever was a full size Oldsmobile with a 455rocket and GM’s optional heavy duty suspension with their fast ratio steering which meant the ratio would speed up as you turned the steering wheel faster.

I learned to aggressively drive with go carts I purchased starting at age 12 after a year of working part time and summer. By the time I was 11 I built my first engine from a pile of scrap engines my brother got for next to nothing. I remember the block I chose was a cast iron Briggs made in the late 50’s, I did the cam (finding the right one) crank, connecting rod, piston, flywheel, carburetor, magneto, timing, my only expense was buying a $19 dollar clutch for a minibike frame I bought for 20 bucks I was riding my own minibike for under 50 bucks! When I was done with the build I was f~~~ing SHOCKED that it actually started, leave alone ran good without smoking or dripping oil.

Life is sweeter for those that learn to tackle difficulties and in the process AMAZE THEMSELVES!

MEN ARE AMAZING!

Women just are…

[Anonymous 54]

I remember that add! Man im old.
Notice how she slides over for him to drive. Different times.

But seriosly.
I think the stats have allways been that woman have more wrecks, but Men a have more Fatels.

[Anonymous 54]

Yea Mgt!
Oh the fun we could have Brother!

[Anonymous 54]

People dont realize what a great stunt driver James Garner was. The Rockford Files. Thats all him in thoses shows. All the full time stunt drivers at the time said HE was the guy.

God I love stunt drivers.

[Anonymous 54]

F~~~ front wheel drive!

Sorry you got me goin!

[AwakenedParticipant 35203]

When I’m driving somewhere with my son, and we see the typical stupid driver stuff on the road, I go out of my way to say, I bet ya it’s another women driver. We look as we go by and I would tell him see what I mean, as it is usually a women 9 out of 10 times. He did it to me the other day. S~~~ is funny.

In a World of Justin Beibers Be a Johnny Cash

[Nathan R. JessepParticipant 1102]

blade wrote:

Just to add i don’t stop for chicks to cross a pedestrian crossing unless there on it but at least i am conscious of it

I tip women the bare minimum and the hotter they are the less I tip. A man I will tip extra.

[Anonymous 42]

Anonymous wrote:

Yea Mgt!
Oh the fun we could have Brother!

I flew a 71 ford LTD over a set of raised RR tracks @80 mph, landed hard in a blaze of sparks with a broken frame bent and dragging, 3:00 AM, the sparks light up the surrounding area with the frame grinding away! Rusty frame.

I chilled out on all that s~~~ after my 1st license suspension.
I take my thrill pills now off road and skiing! Ski patrol doesn’t f~~~ with people that know what they’re doing, it’s the idiots they press after when they cause hazards like standing in blind landing zones or speeds beyond their ability. I love skiing the kind of s~~~ that if you fall or take the wrong turn you die!

Music to my ears:

[JimBoLeaParticipant 1891]

I HAVE TO TELL YOU THIS STORY
IT WAS BACK IN 2000 , I WAS “DATING” THIS GIRL , SHE HAD BOASTED TO ME EARLIER IN THE WEEK THAT SHE HAD BEEN IN A LITTLE FENDER-BENDER AND THAT SHE NEEDED A NEW HOOD. LET THAT SOAK IN NOW, BECAUSE I DID NOT. I HAD A NICE FORD-250 3/4 TON 4X4. 6.0 LITER, DRANK GAS LIKE BEER ,CHUGGED IT.
FILLED UP BOTH TANKS AND ASKED HER IF SHE’D LIKE TO GO 4X4 WHEELING WITH ME AND MY DOG PITA (PAIN IN THE ASS) JACK RUSSEL TARRIER I SALVAGED FROM DEATH ROW, SMARTER THAN ANY WOMAN I EVER DATED!!!!IT WAS A SAD DAY WHEN I PUT HER DOWN. WE ARE DRIVING ALONG ENDLESS SAND AND ROCK FORMATIONS THAT YOU WOULD FIND IN THE DESERT, SCRUB BRUSH , MUSKETT BRUSH , MY ARMS WERE GETTING TIRED . I SAW A NICE LAUNCH BUTTING OUT OF THE RIM OF A SMALL VALLY , IT HAD A SMALL TRAIL LEADING UP TO THE LANDING. I STOPED THE TRUCK TURNED AROUND SO WE COULD JUST LEAVE THE WAY WE CAME IN, GOT OUT WALK AROUND A BIT, I ASKED HER IF SHE WOULD LIKE TO DRIVE . OH, NO WHAT THE F~~~ WAS I THINKING????WHY DID I ASK HER , I LOOK BACK ON IT NOW, SHE LET ME EAT HER OUT BECAUSE OF THE BIG COMMOTION,LATER ON THAT NIGHT. BUT WAS THAT REALY THE REASON?
WELL, SHE JUMPED IN THE DRIVER SEAT PULLED UP THE CHAIR SO SHE COULD SEE, SURE ENOUGH, SHE JUST ABOUT DROVE MY DAMN TRUCK OFF THE LIP OF THIS SMALL CANYON. I TOLD HER TO STOP. TURN IT OFF. PUSH THE EMERGENCY BRAKE ON WITH YOUR LEFT FOOT AND GET OUT.

WE ARE 10 MILES FROM ANYONE OR THAT ANY PHONE , SHE KEPT SAYING SHE WOULD PAY FOR A WRECKER TO COME OUT AND TOW MY TRUCK OUT. I WAS JUST AMAZED HOW SHE COULD F~~~ SOMETHING SO SIMPLE UP. DAMN I WAS IN A SPOT. I PICKED UP MY DOG, LOCKED UP MY TRUCK AND HEADED BACK TO OUTSKIRTS OF TOWN, WITH HER BEING ALL APPOLOIGETIC ON THE WAY , THANK GOD ABOVE WE MET SOME 4X4 TRUCKS DOING WHAT WE WERE DOING, ASKED FOR SOME HELP.
THEY GOT US OUT. WOE WAS THAT SOMETHING FROM THE TWILIGHT ZONE , I JUST REMEMBERED HER TALKING TO ME ABOUT A FENDER BENDER SHE WAS IN EARLIER THAT WEEK, S~~~ SHE WENT UNDER AN 18 WHEELER SEMI TRAILER, AND IT TORE OFF HER FRONT HOOD , I DID NOT HEAR THE TORE OFF HOOD PART, OR I WOULD HAVE NEVER LET THE BITCH DRIVE MY TRUCK. LESSON LEARNED .

LILITH IS THE HEAD SUCCUBUS AND SHE LIVES ON THE DARK SIDE OF THE MOON

[narwhalParticipant]

My biggest driving pet peeve is when the driver behind me decides he wants to ride my bumper in a feeble attempt to ‘push’ me to go faster. A lot of the time, if the traffic is light, I respond to this by taking my foot off the gas for a bit and give them exactly the opposite of what they want.

There are typically two reactions to this. The first is they get really p~~~ed off and pass me up, what they should have done in the first place. The look on their faces is priceless. They know what they did, they’re just p~~~ed they got called out on it. The second is that they realize they were too close and just back off.

Last Friday, was just plain weird. A middle aged woman got right up on my bumper, so I dropped down to about 5 below the speed limit. I could clearly see her frustration, yet she didn’t opt to pass and wasn’t giving me space. After about 10 seconds of this, I sped up to my usually speed and figured she would figure out that I was purposely messing with her because of her s~~~ting driving. She didn’t. She got right up on my bumper again. So I repeated the exercise…repeatedly. This went on for a good 5 miles are so and she eventually turned off the road, never realizing how stupid she was. I can only assume she thought I was a moron or messing with her for no reasons, never even considering she was the cause.

Ok. Then do it.

[Author]

Posts