No Whiteknight for Zelda

[Cheeky BastardParticipant 323]

Feminists fail with their proposals for Zelda TV/Web series. By proposing that Link to be played by a woman and that the Princess is a woman. The problem with this paradigm is the fact that their only feminist’s supporters are Whiteknights. They literally insult their male supporters, the ones that really would fit into the character of Link who goes to save the Princess. To pull this back into reality if the game characters were women it would promote the following situation. A woman is incapable of saving herself by declaration of feminists themselves Anita Sarkissian would have a stroke over this proposal. Secondly there are no female Whiteknights, none at all, woman would not be motivated go on a quest to save another woman especially if meant lifting heavy things. What this means is the Princess would never be saved by other women. Therefore the main protagonist would not bother saving the Princess but try to ease her conscience by trying to convince men to save the Princess for her. Therefore the legend of Zelda with the substituted roles not only depart from the narrative of the legend of Zelda, but completely departs from believability.

http://www.theverge.com/2015/6/17/8800457/zelda-tri-force-heroes-preview-e3-2015

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[Frank V.Participant 2445]

Even if it was a woman saving a woman, then Anita Sarkissian would claim it was really supporting “The Patriarchy” (WHAAAAAA!!!!) because::

1: The idea of “wymyn” saving “wimin” would be there only because lesbians are a common male fantasy.
2: The sword is a phallic symbol.
3: R A P E Y C U L T U R E !

And the rest of the commentary would feature made up BS that is not about how the game is actually paid.

Frank V.

[Cheeky BastardParticipant 323]

As long as there is a ‘game on game’ play at the end of the series. They will get male viewers.

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[uchibenkeiParticipant 7965]

it will be zelda saving link eventually

or a nanny state government saving zelda from link.

I bathe in the tears of single moms.

[RedDawnParticipant 1391]

Secondly there are no female Whiteknights, none at all, woman would not be motivated go on a quest to save another woman especially if meant lifting heavy things

That’s why it’s called ‘The legend of Zelda’

Courage is the key to life itself - Morgan Freeman

[Mr. SpockParticipant 10932]

I’m sorry but the Princess you are looking for is in another castle………..

S~~~! Wrong game.

Feminism isn't about equality with men, it's about leverage over men.

[Cheeky BastardParticipant 323]

Thankfully there were no psychotic feminist game designers back then. Otherwise it would have been the legend of female Link, her life partner against the evil misogynist army of patriarchy at Mount Spoon.

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Cheeky Bastard
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