No more "Spooning" in the U.K. ?

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  • #900809
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    IMickey503
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    SPOONS CAN BE USED AS A DANGEROUS and LETHAL WEAPON!

    OFFICIAL UK POLICE T~~~ PAGE:

    what KILLS ME?

    ….. WaIT HOLD ON.. A letter opener?
    My GOD! THESE WOMEN ARE HEROS!

    MAYBE TIM HAS IT ALL WRONG.

    While I’m busy making betty crocker into charlton heston, I would like to share with you this. MAYBE BE.. These cops are just trying to stop women from getting fat maybe?

    All I can tell you is that.. They better not take my Prized , Plastic, Red, Round, PRI$CLESS , Betty, Crocker, Strainer!

    You are all alone. If you have been falsely accused of RAPE, DV, PLEASE let all men know about the people who did this. http://register-her.net/web/guest/home

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    Mr. Spock
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    Many other things can be used as dangerous weapons. Are they going to start banning those too? All one has to do is look at the US prison system to get an idea of what can be used or made into a weapon.

    Feminism isn't about equality with men, it's about leverage over men.

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    WPL
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    “That’s not a knife, that’s a spoon.”
    “Alright, alright, you win. Heh, I see you’ve played knifey-spoony before.”

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    Colin Combover in a Coma
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    Good, I am sick of us “baldies” being bastard hit over the head with one.

    #900822
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    Hermit
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    “That’s not a knife, that’s a spoon.”“Alright, alright, you win. Heh, I see you’ve played knifey-spoony before.”

    LOL Good one!

    The evil in women’s hearts leaves them no moral bounds as to inhibit them from descending to the lowest levels of darkness to acquire their self entitled desires.

    #900823
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    SpiderHerder
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    According to articles linked on the “knife” entry on Wikipedia, knives have been used since at least 2.5 million years.

    Way to tear down an age old tradition, UK effers…

    I think it was Albert Einstein who said that the next great war will be fought with rocks and sticks.

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    Monk
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    Apart from the fact that the police are imbeciles, what’s worrying is the self-censorship – the way that the self-righteous charity shop dickbrains are so keen to hand things in.

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    Autolite
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    This isn’t funny anymore. They’re just a step away from banning bendy straws and ‘assault style’ sippy cups…

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    WPL
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    Don’t forget high-capacity water bottles.

    This isn’t funny anymore. They’re just a step away from banning bendy straws and ‘assault style’ sippy cups…

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    I can make boomerangs from two school rulers or a mini bow from half a school ruler and rubber band . Should ban them .

    THE PLANTATION HAS NOW TURNED INTO THE KILLING FIELDS . WOMAN ARE NOW ROLLING CAMBODIAN STYLE .

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    Awakened
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    Assorted kitchen knives, a letter opener, fruit fork, knife sharpener, and an old bladeless fencing sword…..Well, they should be proud of themselves!!!LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL

    “Police didn’t want this cache of weapons to fall into the wrong hands…”

    They probably saved another Galloping Gourmet Serial Killer from being born. REALLY, THIS is the best that they can do?????????

    In a World of Justin Beibers Be a Johnny Cash

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    Where do screwdrivers fall in this?

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    Beer
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    Assorted kitchen knives, a letter opener, fruit fork, knife sharpener, and an old bladeless fencing sword…..Well, they should be proud of themselves!!!LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL

    We do the same dumb s~~~ here. Remember this one?

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    Kalifornia ran a program where you could turn a firearm in for a 100 dollar gift card. Notice the “rocket launcher” on the table. Completely worthless and harmless when you don’t have a rocket, and if you have the money and connections to get rockets the launcher isn’t going to be the limiting factor. They literally paid 100 bucks for something that was probably some movie prop or defective junk from an Army Surplus store someone bought 30 years ago and had sitting in their garage until they realized they could get 100 bucks for it.

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    Uchibenkei
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    Anything that can be used to fight back against the coming totalitarian regime will be confiscated.

    I bathe in the tears of single moms.

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    Daryll55
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    Many other things can be used as dangerous weapons. Are they going to start banning those too? All one has to do is look at the US prison system to get an idea of what can be used or made into a weapon.

    Thanks for this post!
    A little shared wisdom……

    A WEAPON is ANYTHING used in an OFFENSIVE manner.
    A GUN sitting on a table is not a WEAPON until I pick it up and aim it toward someone/something.

    A SPOON can actually become a WEAPON if I assault a person with it.
    IS it a DEADLY WEAPON??? Hardly; but the fact that it was used in an aggressive manner makes it a WEAPON.

    A WOODEN STICK can become a WEAPON if used in an aggressive manner.

    I HATE when law enforcement says they found several WEAPONS in a search. Unless they were used against them; they were GUNS.

    Marry again, Hell NO ! ( Even JESUS was hung on a cross just once)

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    Monk
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    In UK law, an ‘offensive weapon’ is “… any article made or adapted for use for causing injury to the person, or intended by the person having it with him for such use by him, or by some other person”.

    People have been arrested for simply having a steel comb in their pocket.

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    n UK law, an ‘offensive weapon’ is “… any article made or adapted for use for causing injury to the person, or intended by the person having it with him for such use by him, or by some other person”.

    The singular identification and use of “HIM” only is rather sexist and offensive as well as antiquated is it not.

    How many men remember being hit by a woman with any of the following:
    1. Wooden spoons
    2. Spatulas
    3. Soup Ladles
    4. Frying pans
    5. Pots
    6. Telephones/cell phone
    7. Broom or mop handles
    8. Belts/Razor straps, or anything similar
    9. Hair brushes
    10. Electrical cords
    11. Any other object they could get their hands on

    If anyone thinks or responds that women have to use objects because men and boys are inherently tougher and stronger than them, you have just defeated your bogus claim and stance on “equality”.

    Having said that.
    Any object that can be picked up can be used as an “offensive” weapon under most circumstances. How many people have been “stoned” to death in human history?

    There was a time in my life when I gave a fuck. Now you have to pay ME for it

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