No More Girl Scout Cookies For Me

[J.R. “Bob” DobbsParticipant 521]

Gentlemen–

So, to help out one of the bartenders at my lodge, I bought a couple of boxes of GS Cookies from his daughter and got them yesterday.

What I saw on the back of the box gave me cause for pause. The Girl Scouts now have a f~~~ing MERIT BADGE on how to USE CREDIT CARDS! That’s right. I’d post a picture of the box but I can’t upload it, so here’s what it says, WORD FOR WORD:

Ambassador Good Credit Financial Literacy Badge

Girl Scout Ambassadors learn more about ways to borrow money and understand the importance of establishing good credit.

You just got to LOVE this…so now girls are getting merit badges for “financial literacy” (i.e. borrowing money and racking up credit cards. NO MENTION of SAVING money or getting a part time job babysitting or opening a savings account.)

I can just imagine the requirements to “earn” this badge…

1) Find some cuck to be your boyfriend
2) Get him to buy you food and gifts
3) Tease him with the promise of sex but don’t actually put out
4) When he spends $1,000 on you, dump his ass.
5) Repeat with two more guys

Congratulations! You now have earned the “Financial Literacy” Girl Scout Badge!

Don’t buy Girl Scout cookies, boys…just don’t.

–“Bob”

Quote from a former boss: "Don't get married...the fucking you get ain't worth the fucking you get."

[RemovedParticipant 4676]

Women are the spenders, men are the savers. It has always been that way.

[BoarParticipant]

If it helps the young laydeez to NOT chose a worthless gender studies degree, then…well, actually, I don’t give a s~~~….

Untamed wrote: Quit complaining and Go Your Own Way in whatever manner suits you best.

[harpo-my-“SON”Participant 2410]

I was bound to be misunderstood, and I laugh at those who misunderstand me. Kind mockery at the well intentioned, but unfettered cruelty towards those would be prison guards of my creative possibilities. This so as to learn as much from misunderstanding as from understanding. Taking pleasure in worthy opponents and making language fluid and flowing like a river yet pointed and precise as a dagger. Contradicts the socialistic purpose of language and makes for a wonderful linguistic dance, A verbal martial art with constant parries that hone the weapon that is the two edged sword of my mouth.

[Anonymous 42]

Scouting is for gays, lesbians, and transgenders, just like MARRIAGE!

[D.B.D.Participant 889]

They’re future rabid feminists in training. I see them at the storefronts shilling the guilt trip with their single mothers to buy their sugar-laden processed artificial so-called foods. I just ask them if they have any cookies that don’t contain artificial flavors, food coloring/dye, enriched bleached wheat flour, or soy. Then ask them if they still support or if they are still being supported by Planned Parenthood. Then walk away.

[black_knightParticipant 2602]

The system has to teach them young how to be compliant little wage slave consumer drones – and does so by positive reinforcement. This is nothing more than exploiting a weakness in human psychology. There really is no hope. Life isn’t worth living. Don’t have children.

[IRuleMeParticipant]

Why would you profit a patriarchal organization like the Girl Scouts that exploits children as child labor and defines their gender role to be nothing but cookie sellers – because, women…?

[FunInTheSunParticipant 8283]

I figure that an organization that teaches girls how to earn some honest money is worthy of a donation. If they can prevent thousands of future Veruca Salts by teaching good values, I’ll buy their product.

"I saw that there comes a point, in the defeat of any man of virtue, when his own consent is needed for evil to win-and that no manner of injury done to him by others can succeed if he chooses to withhold his consent. I saw that I could put an end to your outrages by pronouncing a single word in my mind. I pronounced it. The word was ‘No.’" (Atlas Shrugged)

[SamsquanchParticipant 4226]

Gotta start grooming them on how to spend early. Hell if I was a bank I’d advertise all kinds of credit cards to girls.

20% APR X 150,000,000 women

I bet they’d still pay if it was a 50% APR

[IRuleMeParticipant]

FunInTheSun wrote:

I figure that an organization that teaches girls how to earn some honest money is worthy of a donation. If they can prevent thousands of future Veruca Salts by teaching good values, I’ll buy their product.

They profit off child labor. That’s all they are. They don’t teach girls s~~~. They aren’t like the boy scouts. They’re an organization who is legally getting away with using kids to make money off cookies. Far be it for me to white knight, but I see the “girl scouts” for what they are.

[Anonymous 2]

Removed wrote:

Women are the spenders, men are the savers. It has always been that way.

That’s because men are also the earners. It’s always easy to have blatant disregard for somebody else’s money. Men also have no option other than to be responsible with their money, otherwise they will be living on the street and nobody will give a s~~~. Women, on the other hand, always have a safety net and Big Daddy Government is always there to catch them when they fall. Women never have to suffer the consequences of their actions when they spend their money recklessly because society will always give them another chance, no matter how many times they f~~~ up.

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