Nintendo Switch cartridges taste bad…games journalism is dead

[Jim01Participant 6678]

https://www.google.co.uk/?gws_rd=ssl#q=GAMES+JOURNALISTS+TASTING+THE+SWITCH+CARTRIDGES&*

Just look at how many sites are covering this crap. Anything mainstream in journalism is now beyond parody

[NerevarParticipant 8040]

Well, what else can they say about them cartridges? They’re cartridges, the end.

We’ve already seen that they’re tiny, yet come in standard dvd boxes, which is ridiculous and a huge waste of plastic.

"One of the best things internet exposed is just how insane women are." - Freeman_K

[ZettaGogParticipant 23]

I think they did that so that the reviewers and little kids wouldn’t choke on them.

[coolthingy450Participant 1223]

Ummm. Okay.

Maybe If you sprinkle some sugar, and heat up the cartridges that might improve the flavour. (Sarcasm)

I think I now know why Nintendo made their cartridges smaller, so that when kids eat this s~~~. They choke, and then die thus ending the line of many Clevons in Idiocracy.

I think this best explains what I think about this crap.

Actions have consequences and consequences have prices. Cause and effect at work.

[RennieParticipant]

If the kid is stupid enough to eat the cartridge and dies, then they were too stupid to survive in life. No need to make it taste bad.

[MaxParticipant 887]

Games journalism is already dead for a long time!

I became a MGTOW because this was the only logical solution for a man survive in a world replete of gynocentrism and biased against men!

[ShinyParticipant 2307]

Games journalism? MAINSTREAM journalism.

Making a small toy taste bad so kids won’t put it in their mouth is a good idea. Probably they did it to minimise lawsuits, but a good idea ne’ertheless.

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