New SI Unit for Female Ugliness

[Cipher HighwindParticipant 1144]

The 26th General Conference on Weights and Measures will vote on a new unit for fat ugly bitches – the Dworkin (D).

The benchmark for the Dworkin is a female that will cause an average man’s penis to halve in flaccid length in 0,23mS. A female of 0,5D will cause said halving in 0,46mS, and so on. This benchmark was arrived after studying various men’s reactions to a picture of Andrea Dworkin after whom the unit was named.

It may be said that the more Ds they have, the more Ds they need.

[sidecarParticipant 35837]

I’ve always figured any scale of female ugliness would need to be logarithmic.

[Anonymous 11]

Really old joke here: The absolute ugliest a woman can be is the square root of -1 denoted as i which is called an imaginary number as it does not exist so you have to have a hell of an imagination to do her.

With the rise of modern GMO grazing land whales only logarithmic scales can be used to adequately describe the devastation.

[Soul ManParticipant 1856]

Brilliant idea!  Is there a white paper on the subject that we can review?  🙂

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[Anonymous 42]

Oh my F~~~! My dick went turtle head on me! It’s going to take a week before he comes out again!

Yusk! Alackkk! EEEeeeeeeeeeeks!

Anonymous wrote:

Really old joke here: The absolute ugliest a woman can be is the square root of -1 denoted as i which is called an imaginary number as it does not exist so you have to have a hell of an imagination to do her. With the rise of modern GMO grazing land whales only logarithmic scales can be used to adequately describe the devastation.

@CPig, I can’t imagine! And I have one hell of an imagination! I wish there was a link cable so I could show you! Then you’d understand! That’s just nasty! Real Nasty!

[Soul ManParticipant 1856]

Hey MG-Tower…

This sure looks like the same broad.  I think she could possibly break her own ugly scale.  The universe and reality would implode as a result.

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[Anonymous 11]

@Soul Man and MG-Tower: Both are perfect examples of an “i”. If I were Hooters, I’d sue whatever was responsible for this travesty.

Hell, I think they’d both break a semi-truck scale at a weigh station. For everyone of us, there are 3 guys that would. I say let ’em have at it. When they’re that obese, they all look alike.

Oh no!!! I’m fat shaming like I give a f~~~.

[RennieParticipant]

That is by far one of the most disgusting things that has ever existed. It’s more hideous than a loper.

Please excuse me while I wash my eyes out.

[Anonymous 42]

I’m going outside to stare straight up, It’s been snowing all morning, I’ll be back when I’m snow blinded! Hey SoulMan, I’m falling into the time tear, AGAIN! Who knows where I’ll be! Hey CPig, They’ll stop a semi DEAD! Traveling at 85 mph! 80,000 lbs!

[Anonymous 11]

Hey, MG-Tower. Soul Man’s has got some tramp stamps for your viewing pleasure.

Unless, you have a 12″ c~~~ there’s no way you’d make it through that fat roll standing guard over that fetid pit. I’ll be staring at the Sun with you.

[Anonymous 42]

Dude! Now I know why my friend; “The New England whaler” goes after whales! He’s got a horse dick! He’s the one that told me about chicks refusing his particular size! He could penetrate any fold! with a banana to spare!

[Anonymous 11]

MG-Tower: One of my friends, who is MGHOW by the way, has a choad(thick) dick.  I’ve never seen it as I eschew looking at penises, but I know when we paddle our kayaks he needs a thermos bottle to whiz in as his p~~~ hole cannot fit into a soda bottle by his own admission.  He told me his ex-wife used to complain about the pain.  She was very petite but shot f~~~ing out in the head

He got custody of his daughter who was raised was raised by MGTOWs between the two of us and her Uncle.  She has turned into a fine young woman considering the stereotypes of middle aged men taking care of a young female.  He and I spent a lot of time teaching her how to treat men properly, and it seems to have stuck.  We basically rescued her from her f~~~ed up mother.

She’ll make some lucky guy a real unicorn.  He did a better job than any single mom with a boy IMHO.  Why? Because men generally actually care about the well being of others unlike these selfish pigs called liberated womyn.

[Anonymous 42]

I hear ya CPig, I’m not interested in viewing dicks, but after a long day skiing and a hot shower we walk out naked to get dressed, or it happens at the hot tub when we change into swimming trunks, it’s cool, we have an outdoor TV in a cabinet. I will NEVER use a public hot tub, EEEEKKKKSSsssssss!

CHODE, that’s funny! like a toad, but it’s a dick. I’m glad to hear she turned out proper.  F~~~ the stereotyping of feministas, they can all go f~~~ themselves! MEN sure don’t want any part of their s~~~! Their only purpose is to ruin this society in their collective efforts to establish their emotions over the logic of men.

100%

[33wolfmanParticipant 216]

Funny how you brought up your friends daughter C pig. Back when I was married my ex had a female friend who is a textbook entitled bitch, complaining about her health, job, relationships, etc. She has a daughter in her twenties who completely looks up to me as a uncle/father figure who see’s her moms and other females bulls~~~. She knows she can come to me about advice for anything and I’ll tell it to her straight. Having no kids of my own it’s amazing the satisfaction I get when she ask my opinion about something she has to deal with. The kid is like a daughter to me and heaven help the guy that screws her over. She’s a very smart kid and not interested in the whole dating to get a guy game. She has her life goals all planned out and is working hard for them.

[Soul ManParticipant 1856]

Man this topic took a left turn with talk of giant c~~~s and whales?

Anyway, we have a saying about ugly broads down here in the south…”She’s so ugly she could make a freight train take a dirt road…” 🙂

As for fat chicks…well let’s just say where I live there is this strange dynamic stereotype that one can observe frequently enough that there has to be something to it.  What that is exactly I don’t know.  Maybe someone else can explain.  It is said that a picture is worth 1,000 words so without futher ado,,,

 

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[RusskyParticipant 13503]

Fat white chicks have low self esteem, so some enterprising guys (usually black) like to take advantage of them to the point where they would live in their apartment and not work.

There is a lot to be learned about women, relationships and society by looking at poor minority neighborhoods and gangsta rap lyrics. It’s like a petri dish for everything that’s wrong in our society – the model of the things to come for everyone else.

proud carrier of the 'why?' chromosome

[Anonymous 42]

Hey Jake (SoulMan); I tripped and fell in my time machine, AGAIN! It’s not like the one’s you see in the movies, mine has no time dials or date settings, and no interior light; I appeared over New York City, we WON! It looks like MGTOWS rule the entire planet!!!

But there’s only 200 people in North America, I couldn’t see any more. The tribe in NYC had 17 people, 10 guys and 7 women, the guys were trying to get away from the women!

One guy stood up and started shouting about how guys were manipulated by the ruined feminist society to provide housing, food, and child support, with no regard for his own needs… He told her to get lost! That he didn’t want her anymore, that he didn’t need her anymore, that she would only slow him down in such a brutal environment. The other 9 guys agreed, and walked away! The women kept following them like lose kittens…. then the worm hole closed and I appeared here in the manisphere… what a trip!

 

 

[Soul ManParticipant 1856]

Our ride is here Elwood!  Let’s get outta here!

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[sidecarParticipant 35837]

Anonymous wrote:

With the rise of modern GMO grazing land whales only logarithmic scales can be used to adequately describe the devastation.

Exactly. However while there seems to be no upper limit to ugly, there is an upper limit to its effects. While a 9 on the proposed Dworkin Scale is ten times as ugly as an 8, total devastation is still total devastation. There’s only so much you can vomit before your gastrointestinal tract inverts itself out your mouth.  You only have so much face to melt in the face of extreme ugly.

[Anonymous 42]

Hey Jake, I have faster method, I don’t care where it goes, anywhere but here, do you have that half pack of butts? this cop-car doesn’t use gasoline. Keep your hands and feet tucked in, I don’t want to go looking for your body parts all over the universe.

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