New marshmallow in Lucky Charms – the magical unicorn

[Old BuckParticipant 3596]

Lucky charms

Can’t believe it, they’re f~~~in’ over me Lucky Charms.

Now with rainbows and magical unicorns….

Unbelievable.

Goddammit, I need some MGTOW Commando Crunch. Peanut butter ammo cans with chocolate marshmallow grenades.

Don't chase tail. Turn yours around, walk away, and live free!

[Anonymous 42]

Does this mean dudes will be f~~~ing their Lucky Charms?

I bet all the horns get broken!

I ate what I thought was a unicorn once….

[Dark KenshiParticipant 2132]

They are cattering to a demand.

Look at boys these days… Do you wonder why they are doing this? I don’t.
I just look at boys of today and see the exact same kind of s~~~, shoved in their minds (and throats) by their femstappo mothers.

"Young was I once, I walked alone, and bewildered seemed in the way; then I found me another and rich I thought me, for man is the joy of man." Odin, Hàvamàl, stanza 47.

[Anonymous 43]

Stupit me, I have been looking on Match and Plenty of Fish in eastern Kansas for my unicorn, doing it wrong all this time. I should be looking in the cereal aisle at Failmart.

ugh, last night I walked by the cereal aisle and saw two landwhales wearing sweatpants and low cut t shirts and ugg boots, the gag factor was high, brothers. Flat greasy hair, matted, unbrushed, shopping cart full of twinkies, soda, chips, cereal, frozen dinners, cardboard pizza nasty, slobby jabba the hutts. they didn’t even pick up their feet when they walked, just kinda slid along

[Will RobinsonParticipant 3479]

The bottom of the box contains this lucky surprise:

May you walk in peace and happiness, May you and all mgtow, near and far walk in peace and happiness.

[sjt1975Participant 2536]

Yeah, you see, Unicorns only exist in food form…
ROTFLOL…

[Ranger OneParticipant 16836]

Anonymous wrote:

saw two landwhales wearing sweatpants and low cut t shirts and ugg boots, the gag factor was high, brothers. Flat greasy hair, matted, unbrushed, shopping cart full of twinkies, soda, chips, cereal, frozen dinners, cardboard pizza nasty, slobby jabba the hutts. they didn’t even pick up their feet when they walked, just kinda slid along

At least they had legs. Otherwise, they probably would have left a trail, like slugs or snails.

All my life I've had doubts about who I am, where I belonged. Now I'm like the arrow that springs from the bow. No hesitation, no doubts. The path is clear. And what are you? Alive. Everything else is negotiable. Women have rights; men have responsibilities; MGTOW have freedom. Marriage is for chumps. If someone stands in the way of true justice, you simply walk up behind them and stab them in the heart-R'as al Ghul.

[MarketWatcherParticipant]

At least it not a vagina. Yet……

[Old BuckParticipant 3596]

You mean like puffed wheat?

https://www.healthysupplies.co.uk/rude-health-puffed-wheat-150g.html#

Goddammit, why cant I link pictures! WTF!

Don't chase tail. Turn yours around, walk away, and live free!

[Old BuckParticipant 3596]

https://goo.gl/images/JLJrc7

This is f~~~ing stupid. Is it my goddamn phone? What the f~~~…….

Don't chase tail. Turn yours around, walk away, and live free!

[RorschachParticipant 2083]

hahahaha MGTOW ALERT!!!

Old buck has found the covented sought after stash of mythical creatures we all chased after for years. Get the milk! This MGTOW is about to turn some unicorns into logs of s~~~.

The accumulated filth of all their sex and murder will foam up about their waists and all the whores and politicians will look up and shout "save us!"....... and i'll look down and whisper "No."

[Old BuckParticipant 3596]

I’ve eaten a unicorn, but before I shot it.

Tasted a bit like halibut, but a bit more gamey.

Don't chase tail. Turn yours around, walk away, and live free!

[NerdTunnelerParticipant]

The F….Is that unicorn poo they are serving? might have bits of corn in it…LOL…

I stand with feet apart and let my balls hang free...Manginas dont have balls...See how they stand and sit at the whim of their masters...

[Anonymous 2]

I want an AR-15 marshmallow and watch them choke on it!

[Old BuckParticipant 3596]

NRA bits, or maybe Crunchy Guns.

Pistol shaped cereal bits, gunpowder sprinkles, and marshmallow assault rifles.

Don't chase tail. Turn yours around, walk away, and live free!

[Old BuckParticipant 3596]

My favorite breakfast sandwich is a twinkie wiener sandwich.

Don't chase tail. Turn yours around, walk away, and live free!

[FrostByteParticipant 19005]

MarketWatcher wrote:

At least it not a vagina. Yet……

A free pussy hat in every box.

If you rescue a damsel in distress, all you will get is a distressed damsel.

[ResidentEvil7Participant 9547]

They’re after me Lucky Charms.

https://themanszone.webs.com/

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