New James Bond is a mangina

[RusskyParticipant 13503]

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/celebritynews/11851797/New-James-Bond-gets-a-live-in-girlfriend-and-outspoken-gay-friend.html

What
The
F~~~?

Who is this f~~~ Anthony Horowitz anyways?

proud carrier of the 'why?' chromosome

[Anonymous 11]

They destroy Thor. Now, they are taking out Bond. WTF????

I’ll be in my bunker of manliness with my stack of John Wayne flicks until the storm finally passes. “Modern morality” is the root cause of the damn problem.

[Big Viking Chef BVCParticipant 1286]

F L O P

Agent 00V

That is my prediction.

BVC

Swallow this RED PILL ===> Men will lay down their lives for their brothers, their women and their children. This makes Men useful as slaves. Women will lay down their lives for ONLY their children. To expect more from women is just a FANTASY created by society and reinforced by the unconditional love that we experienced from our Mothers. The key to freedom is the understanding that the woman you meet is not going to fantastically love you like your Mother did. If you buy into the fantasy, then she is your new master. If you do not buy into the fantasy, then she is nothing, and you retain your freedom.

[Puffin StuffParticipant 24979]

Does he do exactly half plus another 4rth of the housework? Does he have to ask to go on a supersecret spy mission? Does looking at the beauty of a spy from “Spector” mean he’s mentally cheating.

Think of all the new plot lines this peace of crap will added.

Men who go to the movies are idiots. Hollywood was taken over by gender zealots 40 years ago and even has politburo like meatings to see if the gender party line is prominently enough displayed in the story lines of movies.

Hollywood is for mangina’s and the women who control them.

#icethemout; Remember Thomas Ball. He died for your children.

[DeepInThoughtParticipant 2710]

Anonymous wrote:

They destroy Thor. Now, they are taking out Bond. WTF????
I’ll be in my bunker of manliness with my stack of John Wayne flicks until the storm finally passes. “Modern morality” is the root cause of the damn problem.

Let’s not forget they f~~~ed Mad Max as well. Ugh ??

[RoyDalParticipant]

Let us see …

1. One girlfriend only — check.
2. Girlfriend nags when he drags his tired ass home from a day of dangerous, strenuous, underpaid work — check.
3. Gay best friend — check.
4. Gay friend nags him too — check.

OohKaayy … I’m going with not spending money on this one. This is not my dad’s James Bond. No siree!

Society asks MGTOWs: Why are you not making more tax-slaves?

[MonkeyMindParticipant 5340]

I really like the Daniel Craig back to basics take on Bond. At least this is just going to be a book and easy to ignore.

[RoyDalParticipant]

I will be spending the reading portion of my day on this.

The White Ghost by James R. Benn
http://www.amazon.com/White-Ghost-Billy-Boyle-Mystery/dp/1616955112

It arrived in today’s mail, and I’m dropping all other sedentary activities — chess included — to get on it. Lordy me I wish they would make a TV series out of his books!

Society asks MGTOWs: Why are you not making more tax-slaves?

[Governor Megachris%Participant 3584]

MonkeyMind wrote:

At least this is just going to be a book and easy to ignore.

For NOW it’s just a book. From what I hear, Spectre may be Daniel Craig’s last “Bond” flick (unfortunately, as he’s one of my favorite Bonds)…so, if they DO go this route in the movies, hopefully it’s once he’s done.

[I_Walk_AloneParticipant 580]

Can’t be any worse than the 1990s TV Superman TV series which was essentially Clark Kent at home being nagged by Lois Lane!

[Biggvs_DickvsParticipant 3725]

Thank you for putting a face on the guy who killed James Bond.

My first J.B. was Roger Moore. Say what you want about him, but I thought he brought a real sense of casual suave to the character that I never really got from Connery or any of the others after with the possible exception of Dalton.

It was like the one thing you could go see as a guy and be catered to – as a guy. Moonraker was my first film. It had everything. It had explosions, it had James Bond banging multiple chicks in under 2 hours, it had cool spy gadgets, it had space ships, car chases, and that badass Jaws dude with the metal teeth! Even he got laid!

Then very slowly but surely, very subtly at first, bit by barely noticeable bit, they bent James bond over, put a ball gag in his mouth, and f~~~ed him up the ass. Then they cut his b~~~~ off with a used tampon string and made him gargle with them.

I haven’t spent a cent on JB films in decades, and now you know why.

"Data, I would be delighted to offer any advice I can on understanding women. When I have some, I'll let you know." --Captain Picard,

[MonkeyMindParticipant 5340]

Governor Megachris% wrote:

MonkeyMind wrote:

At least this is just going to be a book and easy to ignore.

For NOW it’s just a book. From what I hear, Spectre may be Daniel Craig’s last “Bond” flick (unfortunately, as he’s one of my favorite Bonds)…so, if they DO go this route in the movies, hopefully it’s once he’s done.

I hope not, the 90’s Goldeneye Moneypenny independant woman crap is really cringeworthy to watch now 20 years on, and Judy Dench just makes my eyes bleed every time she turns up on screen. The best thing about Spectre was when she retired and Ralph Finnes took over.

[The Moth Attracted to the FlameParticipant 2982]

These f~~~ers are going to destroy every male-centered media there is. What in the f~~~?

[AncientwisdomParticipant 6089]

Their throwing a gay character in the new Star Wars too.

Resident cynic.

[Cap285Participant 6007]

Ancientwisdom wrote:

Their throwing a gay character in the new Star Wars too.

WHAT?!

EXPLAIN.

Fuck this planet.

[AncientwisdomParticipant 6089]

Cap285 wrote:

Ancientwisdom wrote:

Their throwing a gay character in the new Star Wars too.

WHAT?!
EXPLAIN.

I think I misread the article the first time. It looks like the gay character is in the new novel and not the film. Just one step closer though. Sick.

http://www.mirror.co.uk/tv/tv-news/first-gay-star-wars-character-6401921

Resident cynic.

[BigDParticipant 3024]

I bet Ian Flemming is rolling over in his grave right now.

Don't stick your dick into anyone you aren't willing to put up with for eighteen years and nine months.

[SargeslideParticipant 82]

Daniel Craig’s JB is my favorite, Sean Connery is a very close second. I think the current Bond films are some of the best ever done. Too much fluff and effects in the rest of the movies. I don’t mind Judy Dench as M, she did alright. I am sure Ralf Finnes will be a great addition as the new M

[KeymasterKeymaster]

As cool as James Bond is, he kinda is a bitch for Queen and country. Always was disposable and just a number, but he certainly made the most of it.

The perfect man. The exciting job. World travel. Smart. Good looking. Fit. All expenses paid.

Now he’s got live in girlfriend?

All she will do is nag him “BUT YOU”RE NEVER HOME!!!”

If you keep doing what you've always done... you're gonna keep getting what you always got.

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