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  • #690896
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    Anonymous
    13

    The reason,

    THE ONE PHONE CALL.

    I can NEVER stress this enough times.

    The VERY MOMENT a woman begins to live with you,

    YOU are now under the threat of the ‘One Phone Call.’

    This simple phone call can and WILL likely destroy you.

    Seems far fetched?

    NO. F~~~ NO.

    It happened to me and it happens to men worldwide, all the f~~~ing time.

    It is a pandemic and it is a F~~~ING OUTRAGE AGAINST MEN.

    All she needs to do is dial 911 and you will be removed from your home,

    WITHOUT ANY EVIDENCE.

    NO INVESTIGATION.

    NO TRIAL.

    You absolutely MUST get your head around the fact that,

    HER ACCUSATION IS THE EVIDENCE.

    She will be allowed to continue living there while you pay the bills.

    She will be allowed to bang Chad, in your bed, in YOUR F~~~ING HOUSE,

    While you ROT in JAIL.

    For the LOVE of GOD,

    DO NOT COHABITATE.

    It’s not the fact that your pumpkin would, it’s that she COULD.

    Is that really how you want to live, with THAT s~~~ hanging over your head like a loaded f~~~ing gun 24/7/365.

    The moment she tires of you or is not haaappy,

    911 and bye bye life.

    NO, JUST NO.

    #MANOUT

    #UNTIL TIME ENDS.

    #690898
    +9
    RedDawn
    RedDawn
    Participant
    1391

    If they ever say ‘I’m not happy’, bail when they are not in the house.

    Courage is the key to life itself - Morgan Freeman

    #690900
    +5
    Cataphract
    Cataphract
    Participant
    2656

    That’s just of the many reasons Never Marry or Cohabitate is the baseline mode for all MGTOW to follow.

    Marriage: About as appealing as wood-chipper diving.

    #690903
    +6
    Sidecar
    sidecar
    Participant
    35837

    Always at her place.

    Never at yours.

    Don’t even let her know your address if you can at all avoid it.

    #690904
    +7
    OldBill
    OldBill
    Participant

    When Matrix is in his “bully pulpit”, all is right with the world!

    Testify, brother, testify!

    Do not date. Do not impregnate. Do not co-habitate. Above all, do not marry. Reclaim and never again surrender your personal sovereignty.

    #690938
    +4
    Kaido
    Kaido
    Participant
    2395

    I’m glad I reached full monk and never will have to deal with this!

    What people call "love" is just a chemical reaction that compels animals to breed. It hits hard, then it slowly fades, leaving you stranded in a failing marriage. Your parents are gonna do it. Break the cycle. Rise above. Focus on science.

    #690949
    +4

    Anonymous
    42

    I’m glad I reached full monk and never will have to deal with this!

    A-Men!

    I’ve decided there’s no reason to associate with women on any level whatsoever!

    I don’t want anything from them, nothing! Just go away and pull their s~~~ on some unsuspecting sucker that ignore the red flags slapping him in the face!

    I see them for the DANGER they present and the damage they can do!

    I will never marry.

    I will never cohabit.

    I will never love.

    I will never honor.

    I will never adore.

    I will never touch.

    I will never associate.

    I WILL NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER.

    #690960
    +4
    Monk
    Monk
    Participant
    17038

    If you ever see (check her commlink to the hive) or hear ‘I’m not happeee’, that’s the warning that your world is about to cave in.

    Change the locks when she’s out.

    #690973
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    Wally
    Wally
    Participant

    Any one new here that thinks this is just one guy talking and think “oh what state can I settle with my NWALT” research Duluth model and understand this is general procedure in the states, your pumpkin truly has the nuclear codes to your life in her phone, it happened to my best friend and I witnessed my mom threaten my Dad with it.

    Keep telling it like it is Matrix.

    "what a waste of a life, to marry, give up your freedom, just for the hope of not dying alone. Don't get married Son."

    #690974
    +2
    Remove me!
    Remove me!
    Participant

    All reasons above are great,
    Another reason is in most states it’ll take about 30 days to evict her from your place. That’s right, she’s also your tenant now!

    This is of course if you’re not thrown in jail, first.

    Like a bird on the wire, like a drunk midnight choir, I have tried in my way to be free.

    #690978
    +2
    Twist
    Twist
    Participant

    xW, in a normal rage, approaches me in my backyard. I have my feet up, my trusty dog at my side, doing the crossword puzzle with a glass of wine. All is calm and peaceful.

    Bitchface comes stalking out and says “when you speak to me that way I find it personally threatening”

    Now – NOBODY speaks that way normally. Nobody.

    She did not get to pull that trigger that day, but I could smell the gun oil from a recent cleaning.

    Heed Brother Matrix. Heed his words, or simply place your head on the block and wait.

    Also – I expect this practice (the Call) to dramatically increase in frequency soon. Just like the explosion of sexual harassment claims (he grabbed a handful of flesh – horror!), the hive network will send the bat signal out for the explosion of 911 Calls. There is a war going on, and the hive is ramping it up. The zero impact of the pussyhat march(es), and the speeches by the exalted c~~~ leaders – this was a defeat that will just not be tolerated. The old “woman scorned” s~~~ on an industrial scale.

    Just watch for it. But make sure you are not on the parade route.

    #691028
    +1
    It'sallbs
    It’sallbs
    Participant

    I will never associate.
    I WILL NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER.
    NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER.NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER.
    NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER.
    NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER.
    NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER.

    http://www.leavemeansleave.eu

    #691058
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    Trapper
    Trapper
    Participant
    2912

    I always hated having ANYONE living in my house. A roommate or girlfriend.

    I like my privacy. I like my house the way it is. Women are not only a risk, they attempt to transform what’s yours to theirs.

    Soon your house is unrecognizable and you’re items are shoved into boxes. NEVER AGAIN

    #691070
    +2
    FrostByte
    FrostByte
    Participant
    19005

    Don’t forget the micro divorce.

    If you rescue a damsel in distress, all you will get is a distressed damsel.

    #691081
    +2
    FrostByte
    FrostByte
    Participant
    19005

    I like my privacy. I like my house the way it is. Women are not only a risk, they attempt to transform what’s yours to theirs.

    The ‘transform’ is a clever ruse That works like so.

    I can’t sleep in the same bed you slept with other woman in.
    So you sell it and buy some foofy bed she picks out to make her happy.
    Those curtains are to ugly we need new ones to brighten the place up.
    So you sell them and buy some foofy curtains she picks out to make her happy.
    That sofa and chair don’t match the curtains we need new ones to make the place match.
    So you sell them and buy some foofy furniture she picks out to make her happy.

    She leaves and takes it all with her using the following logic as her reasons.

    I picked it all out (pretends she did the hard work with your money).

    It’s all foofy and you never liked them anyway (you don’t want it) .

    You bought them to please me (you’re a simp pussy unable to stand up to me, therefore you’re too weak for me to want you).

    Who paid for them is not relevant in her argument and you will be gaslighted if you bring it up.

    You were always cheap.
    All you care about is money and somehow that equals you never cared about me.

    If you rescue a damsel in distress, all you will get is a distressed damsel.

    #691106
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    Trapper
    Trapper
    Participant
    2912

    I like my privacy. I like my house the way it is. Women are not only a risk, they attempt to transform what’s yours to theirs.

    The ‘transform’ is a clever ruse That works like so.

    I can’t sleep in the same bed you slept with other woman in.
    So you sell it and buy some foofy bed she picks out to make her happy.
    Those curtains are to ugly we need new ones to brighten the place up.
    So you sell them and buy some foofy curtains she picks out to make her happy.
    That sofa and chair don’t match the curtains we need new ones to make the place match.
    So you sell them and buy some foofy furniture she picks out to make her happy.

    She leaves and takes it all with her using the following logic as her reasons.

    I picked it all out (pretends she did the hard work with your money).

    It’s all foofy and you never liked them anyway (you don’t want it) .

    You bought them to please me (you’re a simp pussy unable to stand up to me, therefore you’re too weak for me to want you).

    Who paid for them is not relevant in her argument and you will be gaslighted if you bring it up.

    You were always cheap.
    All you care about is money and somehow that equals you never cared about me.

    Spot on

    #691162
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    Twist
    Twist
    Participant

    The ‘transform’ is a clever ruse That works like so.

    And the subtle p~~~ing on your fire hydrant to mark their (sic) territory. My favorites over time:

    1. The lipstick stained drinking glass left on the counter. Wrong place, dirty, not an accident. And that s~~~ does not come off in the dishwasher. Virtually every day…

    2. Little rolled up love package of a used feminine napkin. Oh – you have forgotten another one, left right where I will be shaving? Another “not an accident”.

    Alone is not necessarily lonely. Get a dog if you want company – if he s~~~s the house you can at least give him a pop without worrying about a phone call.

    #691173
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    Hermit
    Hermit
    Participant

    Why would anyone want to live with a woman anyway? WHY? They make noise. They get in the way. They “ask” you to do things. They mess up your s~~~. They lose your s~~~. They break your s~~~. They steal your s~~~. Their s~~~ gets all over the place. They use all the hot water. I can’t stand living in the same house with anyone, especially a woman.

    There will never be peace in your home if a woman is there. There will never be true joy in your life if you live with a woman. Serenity will never exist in your house if a woman is there. You will never have freedom as long as a woman is living with you.

    The evil in women’s hearts leaves them no moral bounds as to inhibit them from descending to the lowest levels of darkness to acquire their self entitled desires.

    #691281
    KevinStyles
    KevinStyles
    Participant
    2580

    I’m on board with the no cohabitation thing. But if you MUST, install security cameras inside that record toa private cloud that only you can access. Say it’s for security make up some s~~~ about a neighbor down the road betting broken into or something but really it’s to protect your ass against false accusations.

    #691378
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    Johny45674
    johny45674
    Participant
    231

    Should be compulsory viewing.
    Nice post guy 👍🏼

    I'm a one man guy in the morning, the same in the after noon. A one man guy when the sun goes down, I whistle me a one man tune. I'm a one man guy, one man guy, and the one man is me. 👍🏼Thanks Loudon Wainwright for the wise words

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