"Nerds Never Get Laid"

[Governor Megachris%Participant 3584]

Here’s another thread to laugh at as well.  It’s in regards to the man that cut everything in half after being cheated on by his wife.

https://www.facebook.com/CollegeHumor/posts/10153046788877807?comment_id=10153048485112807&reply_comment_id=10153048565627807&offset=0&total_comments=100&notif_t=share_reply

Notice the comments on my comment (my profile picture is the same on there as it is on here).  Men are actually agreeing with me, and women are not.  I mention how she cheated, and some woman says I’m “#B*tchingOverNothing”, hashtag and all.  That’s when I let loose and went on the attack.

[Biggvs_DickvsParticipant 3725]

flightspace wrote:

You know anyone who said a nerd can’t get laid has obviously never met Tony Stark

Ya, but have you ever noticed that when it comes to women he’s a bit of a mangina? All hung up on gwinneth……seriously?

"Data, I would be delighted to offer any advice I can on understanding women. When I have some, I'll let you know." --Captain Picard,

[Mango IngawayParticipant 2264]

Governor Megachris% wrote:

Notice the comments on my comment (my profile picture is the same on there as it is on here).  Men are actually agreeing with me, and women are not.  I mention how she cheated, and some woman says I’m “#B*tchingOverNothing”, hashtag and all.  That’s when I let loose and went on the attack.

That was a good one, brother. If a girl complains about getting cheated on, she needs all the planet’s support, but if a guy complains about a cheating wife/gf, he’s bitching over nothing.
Female logic at its finest.
You also got the “I’d never do that! nawalt nawalt nawalt nawalt nawalt nawalt” rethoric, I see. How unoriginal, it’s like they’re not even trying. 😀

Remember guys, it’s always our fault 😉

It is a common failing of childhood to think that if one makes a hero out of a demon the demon will be satisfied.

[Governor Megachris%Participant 3584]

Biggvs_Dickvs wrote:

flightspace wrote:

You know anyone who said a nerd can’t get laid has obviously never met Tony Stark

Ya, but have you ever noticed that when it comes to women he’s a bit of a mangina? All hung up on gwinneth……seriously?

Just a little bit, yeah.  Then again, most comic book characters are now.  Thanos courting Death, Venom having a weakness for a woman (same with Hulk too, if I’m not mistaken), and Hawkeye, one of my FAVORITE Avengers, having a family in the 2nd Avengers movie?  Whaaaa!?

[KingOfTheSeaParticipant 1270]

Biggvs_Dickvs wrote:

flightspace wrote:

You know anyone who said a nerd can’t get laid has obviously never met Tony Stark

Ya, but have you ever noticed that when it comes to women he’s a bit of a mangina? All hung up on gwinneth……seriously?

I keep trying to point this out and everyone thinks I’m crazy: He’s Pepper’s bitch at this point and I don’t understand why. The first film, she was tolerable and somewhat useful (helped uncover Stane’s plans). Second film, she just became a c~~~. By the third film, I’m wondering why he didn’t just let her fall off the ledge when his mansion blew up. Biggest disappointment of Age of Ultron was that they didn’t kill her off. Just watched the part of Thor where Loki and Thor fight in the first film. It seriously blows my mind that Thor won’t fight Loki WHEN HE IS COMMITTING GENOCIDE, but as soon as he says something about going to Earth and killing Jane, the gloves come off. Marvel, you are disappoint.

@MegaChris: Laughing my ass off at the fat bitch who is basically NAWALTing you and telling you not to generalize. I bet everything in my bank account if it were a man cheating on a woman and she started with the “Why are men just horndogs that f~~~ everything that move?! #KillAllMen! Where are the good men?!” train, she’d be the first to hop aboard.

[aeragoanParticipant 1186]

Yaah nerds never get laid…… that is why about half of the billionaires in modern world are nerds in their teenage life..so its true..behind every successful man ,there is a woman which is usually our mom..lol..but behind every unsucceesful man there is a woman too..and a f~~~ing truth there are more unsuccessful mens in the world than successful ones….So if you wanna be successful …stay away from women so that you never get distracted. from ur goals..

[J.D SilvernailParticipant 383]

I was an athlete in high-school and I never got laid. I just didn’t have the money or the time.

I'm married to the game,but she broke her vows.

[KingOfTheSeaParticipant 1270]

Be honest, guys: Scale of 1-10, how bad is it my initial automatic response had I been in MegaChris’ shoes been to say, “Never get laid? I think your mother would have something to say about that last night.”

[TheBardParticipant 974]

Governor Megachris% wrote:

Here’s the link for laughs, by the way.

https://www.facebook.com/ZooeyDeschanel/posts/1012663702107618?comment_id=1012742138766441&notif_t=share_reply

I have no idea why I follow this chick anymore on Facebook. She posts nothing but feminist things. I suppose I only follow her to read how stupid people really are, to burn the feminist’s words, and to educate the men that want to be educated.

Yeah there are nerds who get laid. When I am at conventions I do see nerds with girlfriends and it p~~~es me off because every nerd woman I find is either a feminist, lesbian, or already has a boyfriend lol. I haven’t had sex in almost 4 years and I am still the same person I would be if I was having sex. Yes I miss it, but I only have sex with girlfriends because the risk of STD’s, baby mama, drama, and child support aren’t worth the risks to me of sleeping around. Since the last time I had a girlfriend I have had 2 chances to have a girlfriend and I could have said yeah so I could have sex again, but I wasn’t attracted to them so I said no. The first girl even sent me pics of her in her underwear which made her even more trashy to me because she already knew I didn’t have sex with women I wasn’t dating so to me it showed a blatant sign of disrespect. I am not going to just pick any women so I can be having sex and risk getting a child with someone I am not into. Sex is great, but there is more to life then getting laid.

KingOfTheSea wrote:

Really? I think it’s that women try to find out if you make money first, then try to change everything about you after they find out you either have money or have the potential to eventually get it. In fact, if there is one group of humans I’d say lacks any sort of emotion, I’d say it’s women.

That is true. I think one reason my girlfriends stuck it out with me is because of my future. Not so much the first because she actually loved me and saw my future career as more of a bonus, but I know a part of her did like it. However with my second girlfriend she did actually what you described. In college I was studying to become a teacher and my second girlfriend saw this as her ticket. She didn’t work, didn’t drive, was the black sheep of her family due to her own fault, and went to community college. Then I come along with a job, car, family likes me, and I am at a state college ready to graduate in 2 years. Add to it I will be a teacher with weekends, holidays, and summers off. She tried so hard to stick it out because she wanted that support. When we started dating she tried to control my clothes. She would be like “your clothes never match, it bothers me”.

Governor Megachris% wrote:

Just a little bit, yeah. Then again, most comic book characters are now. Thanos courting Death, Venom having a weakness for a woman (same with Hulk too, if I’m not mistaken), and Hawkeye, one of my FAVORITE Avengers, having a family in the 2nd Avengers movie? Whaaaa!?

Hawkeye having a family though is straight out of the Ultimate Universe though from over 15 years ago though. The most recent thing with Thanos I have read is Avengers Assemble but I remember in the Infinity Gauntlet story from the 90’s he seemed to have a thing going on with Death lol.

[flightspaceSpectator 207]

Biggvs_Dickvs wrote:

flightspace wrote:

You know anyone who said a nerd can’t get laid has obviously never met Tony Stark

Ya, but have you ever noticed that when it comes to women he’s a bit of a mangina? All hung up on gwinneth……seriously?

Well not really man, he had his pick of the girls and kicked plenty of em to the curb long before they were a thing. He picked pepper cause she was the one girl in his life that actually had his back and wasn’t a self absorbed prick.

“i do anything and everything Mr. Stark requires, including occasionally taking out the trash”

…sounds like my kinda girl

But the whole whiny complainy thing because he wants to be iron man in move #3… its like yeesh you get to run a multinational corporation that was basically just handed to you and no one is complaining about your life choices. Its like what happened with my ex, she was a sweet girl until she got what she wanted, then she became f~~~ing awful. The worst part is she deserved to be appreciated and then once she was, she somehow managed to un-deserve it. I vowed to never again give a woman–even a good woman–what she wants. Only what i want to give her.

[IGMOW (I Go My Own Way)Participant 2572]

My take on sex, as I get older, is that it is WAY oversold.  I have yet to of had sex that it would make me so eager that I get addicted to a woman.  Not once at all.  The pretending what it would be like is far more addictive than the actual act.

It is probably the “making love” part where you get the act combine with a woman esteeming you highly whole doing it.  But as a raw act, it is way oversold.

"I am my own thang. Any questions?" - Davis S Pumpkins.

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