need wedding excuses

[lonestar77Participant 406]

Thank you all my brothers for all the advice!

The wedding isn’t until October so I have time to think about this. I went on this rant in the first place because he already sent me a pic asking what my thoughts are on the suit! It’s still 7 months away! I called up and said “honestly the powder blue bow tie is a bit gay, but does my opinion really matter? It’s going to be whatever SHE wants!” He replied “I know”.  Arrghh she already brainwashed him into thinking this wedding is going to be the end all , be all of  his life. I should of noticed the warning sign when they sent the “save the date” card ONE FREAKIN YEAR before the actual wedding! Anyway I’m probably leaning towards going since I already said yes and I don’t like to turn on my word.  I’ll have to man up for this last final one and make the best of it.

 

 

 

 

Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice, shame on me

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lonestar77 wrote:

Anyway I’m probably leaning towards going since I already said yes and I don’t like to turn on my word.  I’ll have to man up for this last final one and make the best of it.

If you keep doing what you've always done... you're gonna keep getting what you always got.

[Dans0nParticipant 36]

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BrainPilot wrote:

I’m not going to your wedding because I know at some point the minister is going to say something like, “If anyone has good reason why these two should not be married, speak now or forever hold your peace…”

Brain Pilot nailed it. I attended a wedding in 2006… that was the last time after I saw the groom FLOPPING SWEAT during the vows so badly, the best man ran to get him a TOWEL. All those in attendance were giggling “aw isn’t that cute”, except for me. Inside I was shaking my head.

Then at the dinner, the best man made a speech:

“AISLE…. ALTAR…. HYMN……..

Aisle. Altar. Hymn.

I’ll alter him”.

It’s the laughter that got me, as if everyone – everyone – already knows his life is now over.

If you keep doing what you've always done... you're gonna keep getting what you always got.

[Anonymous 5]

Tell him the truth. He will either accept your stance that you love him but don’t like weddings….or you cease being friends. And honestly, you won’t be seeing much of him after the wedding anyway. That is how life works. You will make new friends.

Or you say you are going, but then on the day of the wedding, you check yourself into the hospital with some bulls~~~ excuse. And I actually mean check into a hospital in case they call to “check up on you”. What would you rather waste your time on? Going to the evil wedding or being bored at a hospital? You most likely have a smartphone with you, so just chill on MGTOW for awhile at the hospital.

Or purposely schedule a doctors/dentist appointment on the day of the wedding. Claim it is an emergency and that you are sorry. Ask either one for a doctors note for “work”. If your friend asks for proof…you will have it.

[hmskl’dParticipant 6406]

A close friend or family member’s wedding is much like Jury Duty.  Both are very difficult to get out of.  I recently was an usher for my first cousin’s outdoor wedding.  They had it all done up including the massive white gazebo with a roof and lattice.  It was 100 degrees in the shade and the tuxedo was like a steam bath.  To make a long story short; although they are both a pain to attend or get out of (jury duty and a wedding) a person tends to learn subtle things from both of the experiences. I left my cousin’s wedding still alive and mostly intact with more reasons than ever to never have one of my own. Sorry, I don’t have any real creative excuses to offer other than to tell them you are a Juror and sequestered and can’t attend by order of the courts and can’t even discuss the nature of the case.

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