Need Help With Questions

[Nick6923645Participant 253]

I have three questions that I would like help from my MGTOW Bros to get answers for. (I know this thread will get a lot of attention from all those MGTOWs that love to give answers;). However I have to beg your indulgence for what I consider an entertaining set-up.

In the past two weeks I have buried myself in the MGTOW site after hearing it referred to on an AWALT blog by a Canadian woman, very informative by the way. It has validated everything I have known all my life. I have had sex with a lot of women in my life, I probably rival some players in the NBA (lol), but only attractive women who I felt an emotional connection/spark with, whether it be a one night stand, a short or long term relationship.

Interesting side note, I attend a men’s AA retreat every year. Although there is a lot of true AA sharing, late at night we sit around and share funny stories and every year I am the butt of ridicule. This is because one of the games they play is to share stories of the fattest chick they ever f~~~ed. Every year I cannot share a story, because I never f~~~ed a fat girl. No one ever believes me when I tell them that I only had sex with 9s and 10s, they think I am lying.

OK, ok we’re getting there. Now I am in my twilight years as I said and six months ago my five year relationship ended. Here is what I am looking at. No offense to any of my MGTOW brothers out there, but I just don’t find women over 40 attractive. I know, I have been with 50 year olds with nicer bodies than 30 year olds, but there is just something about an attractive, tight, intelligent, accommodating woman between 20 to 35 that knocks me out. I am fairly well off. No alimony, no child support, and my kids are grown. My life experience and MGTOW tells me that there are only three avenues open to me. One, get sucked in by some young thing and end up at the dog track with no IDs and the labels ripped out of my clothes. Two, rent expensive hookers. Note: I only had two call girl experiences and both of them were straight out of Penthouse, both in looks and in performance, BUT they lacked that emotional connection, that spark! The third choice is to become a MGTOW Monk.

Ok, we are finally here, the serious questions I need help answering to make my decision:
1.Are MGTOW Monks allowed to masturbate?
2.If you marry your right hand and then have sex with
your left hand, is that adultery?
3.If you marry your left hand also, is that considered
bigamy?
I appreciate the help and I hope you enjoyed reading this as much as I had imagining you laughing at it. We need that in our lives as much as sex.

condemnation before investigation = ignorance

[Enjoy The DeclineParticipant 1719]

Nick6923645 wrote:

1.Are MGTOW Monks allowed to masturbate?
2.If you marry your right hand and then have sex with
your left hand, is that adultery?
3.If you marry your left hand also, is that considered
bigamy?

Well I just read your profile and congratulations for making it big on becoming an engineer throughout your life and how you were able to sleep with a lot of only 9s and 10s, but I can’t really take you seriously with those sort of questions.

"Question everything" - Albert Einstein

[FullMetalExoParticipant 2383]

1. To masturbate or not to masturbate, that is the question.

2. MGTOW don’t marry. If your left or right hand starts asking for a ring – DTB dump that bitch ! It’s always a risk especially if it gets pregnant etc. Next thing you know, you are paying alimony and child support to yourself.

3. Again, MGTOW don’t marry. Bachelorhood milord !

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[KeymasterKeymaster]

My story is very similar to you first 2 paragraphs. I never dated fatties, but I did shag 2 women that were too plump for my taste.

One of my first experiences with an “older woman” was when I was 19 and she was 32/33, and she coerced me upstairs and before I knew it, my dick fell into her and I had no idea how it happened. She screamed and put on a show that would rival any coloratura and the lights were on. The room smelled like her spermicide jelly. It put me off for life. I never shagged older women again. Not ever. Not even one year older.

In fact, I think the “oldest” was 33 (her). The fattest was like 140 (her). As I got older, the women seemed to stay the same age. The spread was anywhere from 7-14 years usually.

When I saw the film “American Pie”, I barfed at the thought of shagging Stiffler’s Mom. To me, it wasn’t a comedy. It was a horror film.

Nick6923645 wrote:

1.Are MGTOW Monks allowed to masturbate?

Please. There is no “allowed”. You don’t need f~~~ing permission for that. MGTOW don’t tell other men what they are “allowed” to do – or not do. Even the word “should” is handled with extreme prejudice. Do whatever the f~~~ you want. Flog that dolphin. You won’t go blind.

Nick6923645 wrote:

2.If you marry your right hand and then have sex with
your left hand, is that adultery?

You must be trying your hand at humor. It’s OK. The first time is the hardest. I suppose if you are “married” to your right hand, stroking with the left can feel like you’re “cheating”. I’m ambidextrous that way. In fact, I am typing this post and jerxing mySLef fof wtiih ym feet rihgt nwo.

Nick6923645 wrote:

3.If you marry your left hand also, is that considered
bigamy?

Only if you like it on Facebook.

Enjoy The Decline wrote:

I can’t really take you seriously with those sort of questions.

You weren’t meant to.

If you keep doing what you've always done... you're gonna keep getting what you always got.

[Nick6923645Participant 253]

To Enjoy the Decline. After two weeks I just had to write something funny. It was either that or put a slug in my brain pan…sorry if you did not chuckle.

condemnation before investigation = ignorance

[,Participant 1301]

Nick6923645 wrote:

Ok, we are finally here, the serious questions I need help answering to make my decision:
1.Are MGTOW Monks allowed to masturbate?
2.If you marry your right hand and then have sex with
your left hand, is that adultery?
3.If you marry your left hand also, is that considered
bigamy?
I appreciate the help and I hope you enjoyed reading this as much as I had imagining you laughing at it. We need that in our lives as much as sex.

1.) if the folds in the robe are sticky, I’d guess YES>?
2.) if you are management, the right hand will never know.
3.) name them what you want, is lilDebbie your right hand>?

with joy/without hate

[FullMetalExoParticipant 2383]

Nick6923645 wrote:

To Enjoy the Decline. After two weeks I just had to write something funny. It was either that or put a slug in my brain pan…sorry if you did not chuckle.

Well, what do you expect, its serious business here and especially when someone cums in with such sticky questions.

Anyway, have a good day 😀

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[Enjoy The DeclineParticipant 1719]

Nick6923645 wrote:

To Enjoy the Decline. After two weeks I just had to write something funny. It was either that or put a slug in my brain pan…sorry if you did not chuckle.

Don’t worry about it.

"Question everything" - Albert Einstein

[Nick6923645Participant 253]

I have a question. Its 3:15 am here. I’m retired and just received my latest toy, laser ammo and laser targets for my 9mm. What in the f~~~ are the rest of you doing up????

condemnation before investigation = ignorance

[MeisterParticipant 2093]

FullMetalExo wrote:

1. To masturbate or not to masturbate, that is the question.

2. MGTOW don’t marry. If your left or right hand starts asking for a ring – DTB dump that bitch ! It’s always a risk especially if it gets pregnant etc. Next thing you know, you are paying alimony and child support to yourself.

And if your right hand causes you to stumble, cut it off and throw it away.
– Jesus

Monk

[,Participant 1301]

Nick6923645 wrote:

I have a question. Its 3:15 am here. I’m retired and just received my latest toy, laser ammo and laser targets for my 9mm. What in the f~~~ are the rest of you doing up????

Planning my day and getting some vitamin MGTOW before battle.
I’m armed up with a laser tongue today.

with joy/without hate

[experiencedParticipant]

Please don’t put a slug in your brain,
but I suspect that you are tuna.

"It seems like there's times a body gets struck down so low, there ain't a power on earth that can ever bring him up again. Seems like something inside dies so he don't even want to get up again. But he does."

[KeymasterKeymaster]

Nick6923645 wrote:

What in the f~~~ are the rest of you doing up????

There are 23 other time zones in the world, you know.

If you keep doing what you've always done... you're gonna keep getting what you always got.

[,Participant 1301]

Nick6923645 wrote:

…I hope you enjoyed reading this as much as I had imagining you laughing at it. We need that in our lives as much as sex.

after further review, Laughter is a necessity, the puke about sex is all blue.

experienced wrote:

Please don’t put a slug in your brain,
but I suspect that you are tuna.

:yup:
agreed on both points.

with joy/without hate

[Enjoy The DeclineParticipant 1719]

You know, I thought he was a tuna too because I thought he was just trolling us all with those masturbation questions that he had, but when everyone else did not take it seriously, I just let it go. Just let the guy have his fun.

"Question everything" - Albert Einstein

[FullMetalExoParticipant 2383]

Keymaster wrote:

6923645 wrote:

What in the f~~~ are the rest of you doing up????

There are 23 other time zones in the world, you know.

IKR, Mindblown !

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[FullMetalExoParticipant 2383]

Meister wrote:

And if your right hand causes you to stumble, cut it off and throw it away.
– Jesus

Amen Meister !

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[AkhilleusParticipant 2486]

, wrote:

6923645 wrote:

Ok, we are finally here, the serious questions I need help answering to make my decision:
1.Are MGTOW Monks allowed to masturbate?
2.If you marry your right hand and then have sex with
your left hand, is that adultery?
3.If you marry your left hand also, is that considered
bigamy?
I appreciate the help and I hope you enjoyed reading this as much as I had imagining you laughing at it. We need that in our lives as much as sex.

1.) if the folds in the robe are sticky, I’d guess YES>?
2.) if you are management, the right hand will never know.
3.) name them what you want, is lilDebbie your right hand>?

, wrote:

6923645 wrote:

Ok, we are finally here, the serious questions I need help answering to make my decision:
1.Are MGTOW Monks allowed to masturbate?
2.If you marry your right hand and then have sex with
your left hand, is that adultery?
3.If you marry your left hand also, is that considered
bigamy?
I appreciate the help and I hope you enjoyed reading this as much as I had imagining you laughing at it. We need that in our lives as much as sex.

1.) if the folds in the robe are sticky, I’d guess YES>?
2.) if you are management, the right hand will never know.
3.) name them what you want, is lilDebbie your right hand>?

[/quote
K here it goes.
5 finger gang bang,
If your reverse your hand it’s doggie style.
If your wanna spice things up sit on your hands till they get numb then your banging strangers.
Creative with pet names fistella, Pamela handerson, fist lic, fistrude.

K I’m done.

Aloha means family you don't leave family behind. Who will be the next Draconarius for MGTOW? MGTOW = brothers = acceptance = belonging

[Anonymous 54]

When you turn 40 and masterbate..

Youll be doing with a 40 year old hand.

Ive lived the life of a rock star.

More beauties than any of you.

All ages, all colors.

And some ugly ones too!!!

[Anonymous 54]

Tell ya the truth… I got no interst where every ones dicks have or havent been.

Jerk off all want.

F~~~ a whore.

Full monk and ruin your prostrate from stagnation.

Dont care.

[Author]

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