National Girlfriend Day?

[JackinovParticipant 5229]

Apparently today is “National Girlfriend Day”.

GOOD LORD.

How much self-ego stroking bulls~~~ do they need?

One of the meme-men said it best:

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[TaxGuyParticipant]

Then I’ll buy my hand a beer…………….

Order the good wine

[Mr. SpockParticipant 10950]

TaxGuy wrote:

Then I’ll buy my hand a beer…………….

You beat me to it. I was going to ask which day gets designated for my LEFT hand?

She's not looking for love. She's looking for someone to finance the lifestyle that SHE thinks SHE deserves.

[Prefer Peace to PieceParticipant 10809]

National Girlfriend Day?
Good Lord.
How about Al Bundy’s “No Ma’am” Day?
Or “freedom from the old ball and chain day”?
Or “men against old vaginas”?

[experiencedParticipant]

For all blue pill lurkers:
…and what date was simultaneously set aside for National Boyfriend Day?

What’d be reasonable rock bottom expectations for “The Laydee” honored by such a super amazing date? Written down, so later she can wipe her ass with it, when she unavoidably feels like it.

"It seems like there's times a body gets struck down so low, there ain't a power on earth that can ever bring him up again. Seems like something inside dies so he don't even want to get up again. But he does."

[KeymasterKeymaster]

Prefer Peace to Piece wrote:

National Girlfriend Day?
Good Lord.

And what do girlfriends do on “National Girlfriend Day”? Sit back on their lazy asses, show up, order from a menu and spend a man’s money? Gee that sounds like fun.

Time to celebrate with a MGTOW Manwich.

If you keep doing what you've always done... you're gonna keep getting what you always got.

[Anonymous 42]

Don’tcha need a nation for that?

National girlfriend day without a nation? Really? Now that we’re under one world mono blobica it’s like saying national boat day swimming in a severe storm around cape horn!

Modern women have no idea it’s all crumbling beneath their feet, they have no idea the monster they released, they’re dumbfounded and wonder why men won’t kneel in their broken glass just to greet them.

Another angle?

When are girls friendly?

When they want something?

When they need something?

When you can serve them?

When you have something?

I say let them jump on the pump’n’dump c~~~ carousel and ride it until their t~~~ sag and their shoes fall off.

No f~~~s given, no f~~~s taken, I’m not in business of giving or getting f~~~ed!

[Anonymous 0]

OK, tomorrow is national boyfriend day. That’s when she makes dinner and gives me a blowjob at half time. What game?? OK never mi d the then.

[XSDBSParticipant 3599]

Keymaster wrote:

And what do girlfriends do on “National Girlfriend Day”? Sit back on their lazy asses, show up, order from a menu and spend a man’s money?

I don’t see how that is different than any other day…

[Big BossParticipant 4496]

Keymaster wrote:

Preach. My savings account grew 7x what it was when I was with a chick. This keeps up, I may be able to buy an entire house in a few years.

[GrumpyParticipant]

I washed, cleaned out, and filled up my truck. Then did the same for my motorcycle.
I got the “girlfriends” covered for today.
Today is a civic holiday here. Why waste it on a woman?

There was a time in my life when I gave a fuck. Now you have to pay ME for it

[Mr. ManParticipant 2916]

I had no idea there was such a thing as National Gurlfriend Day.

But now that I’m properly informed, I’m going to follow TaxGuy’s advice and buy myself a beer after work.

[Anonymous 42]

Grumpy wrote:

I washed, cleaned out, and filled up my truck. Then did the same for my motorcycle.
I got the “girlfriends” covered for today.

Hey Grumpy, I like your girlfriends, when someone else takes them for a ride against your will they’re called criminals and are immediately arrested.

When someone else takes a mans woman for a ride against his will, he’s evicted from his home if he dares to make a peep, and if he does object, he’s band from his home like some kind of criminal!

My gilfriends have bindings that I like to keep tight for when I’m pounding them bum after bump, I have two of them, identical twins! They swing both ways and they have beautifully shaped tails that kick up allot of snow

[GrumpyParticipant]

Anonymous wrote:

My gilfriends have bindings that I like to keep tight for when I’m pounding them bum after bump, I have two of them, identical twins! They swing both ways and they have beautifully shaped tails that kick up allot of snow

Snowmobiles or a dog sled?

There was a time in my life when I gave a fuck. Now you have to pay ME for it

[GeraldParticipant 3652]

I was thinking skis or snowboard… but snowmobiles works too 🙂

No longer can we walk away, we must run. Remove the motive power.

[Mr. ManParticipant 2916]

Hey Grumpy, I like your girlfriends, when someone else takes them for a ride against your will they’re called criminals and are immediately arrested.

When someone else takes a mans woman for a ride against his will, he’s evicted from his home if he dares to make a peep, and if he does object, he’s band from his home like some kind of criminal!

Hory s~~~, I never thought of it that way.

My girlfriends are my two mountain bikes: Pugslina and Chargeolina. They like it when I ride them hard in the forest.

[JuehueParticipant 1316]

I need to work harder to get that manwich.

[Silverstone the SecondParticipant]

Jackinov wrote:

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This says it all. A bunch of narcissistic c~~~s. They have mother’s day, Valentine’s Day, Sweetest Day, Bae Day, Woman crush Wednesday, and now this bulls~~~. They need to have their fragile egos stroked at all times lest they feel unwanted. You need to constantly trumpet them from on high like god’s gift to the world. If that doesn’t say self centered, I don’t know what does.

Feminism is a movement where opinions are presented as facts and emotions are presented as evidence.

[Mister Man SmithParticipant 285]

You can always jump on twitter and post articles about rapefugees crimes against women under that hashtag, that’s what I did.

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[JackinovParticipant 5229]

I just found out it’s not just for “girlfriends”. It’s for “any female acquaintances you have”.

So if it wasn’t obviously a thinly veiled bulls~~~ excuse to worship ALL women, it’s even more so now. Can’t even hide that.

I thank God I managed to avoid wasting any of my time with this bulls~~~. I see so many women currently lapping this s~~~ up. They love it. More presents, more attention to feed the never-ending cycle.

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