MY WORLD IS SHATTERED! Life is OVER!

[PistolPeteParticipant 27143]

El C~~~o informed me last night that the 3d season of Ash vs Evil Dead will be the LAST season! Its been canceled. The idiot suits running STARZ have decided that they can make more $$$ shoveling some new mangina/soy-boy/man-hating feminista crap down everyone’s throat (like Lost in Space) instead of standing by a proven winner—the Evil Dead franchise. WHERE ELSE can one get a three stooges joke about a shot-gun and a chain-saw? HUH? Yeahs that’s right no where!

Yeah the same type of network geniuses pronounced Star Trek dead after the first three seasons; yeah how did that work out? five series and eight movies later—f~~~ ups.

Anyway the reason this is a tragedy is because with this cancellation we will NEVER EVER E-V-E-R:

a) Find out the secret of Pablo’s medallion he got from his uncle the shaman,
b) Get a chance to see the introduction of Shemp’s potato chips,
c) See Ash mercilessly bone Ruby,
d) See Pablo run naked through the woods, (OK I can live without that) but
e) We will never see Kelly’s truly awesome and righteous titties in all their glory!
f) And lots of boom-sticking and chain-sawing deadites.
g) Listen to the Necronomicon’s sinister maniacal laugh….(that really hurts…cuts me low, love that evil book).

My life is over. The only thing that could possibly save me is if everyone on the site takes up a collection to get me my own Ashy Slashy….(Not the toothy deadite version please) Com’on guys dig deep into those pockets! Its a worthy cause! Pony UP!

[Manspread MansplainerParticipant 4222]

It’s going to be ok.

Time to “man up” and realize that entertainment is now only for privileged SJW’s and feminists.

You gotta get back into the coal mines where you belong.
Only fat princess slobs can watch TV anymore.

I’m kidding Pete, but Star Wars, Walking Dead, Star Trek etc. etc… It’s all over.

If women ran the world = It would become the shithole you are seeing.

[MarketWatcherParticipant]

I am sorry for your loss Sir. Here’s $5 bucks for the cause.

[SH3LLZParticipant 5569]

I feel your pain. The ruined the last season of Black Mirror with nothing but feminist garbage plots… It’s a damn shame.

#ICETHEMOUT
#MANOUT

#ICETHEMOUT!!! #MANOUT!!! #HIDEYOURWEALTH #VAGINAISWORTHLESS

[hmskl’dParticipant 6406]

This is exactly why I spent last ten years collecting DVD’s. Some in triplicate.

PistolPete wrote:

The idiot suits………

Exactly. “I just don’t trust them” with my vintage sci-fi. EVERYTHING .. I watch is on my shelf. Excellent and timely rant .. it is the truth.
For me, it’s about “preserving and finding” the older shows. My concern is availability of the vintage stuff. The only way I can be sure I’ll have them in future, at all …… is to own them.

I am poor but will donate whatever I can. ty.

[PistolPeteParticipant 27143]

Thanks guys! Except for Market Watcher—I’m sure that $5 bucks is in some kind of funky weird crypto-money BS. I’d be better off with plastic coins out of 25 cent gum ball machine.

And its not “man-up”, com’on get with the program! Its “sack up sunshine”! HA HA HA

I gave up on TV decades ago (Kind of like sex) But this show was a glimmer of hope! YOU NETWORK BASTARDS!

OH I almost forgot!

We’ll never find out what secret Ashe’s old man Brock (the c~~~) was trying to tell Ashe! F~~~!

[MarketWatcherParticipant]

Sorry Pete. The 5 bucks is now worth 4.67. Wait, 5.50. Hold on…. S~~~ 2 bucks. Nevermind. Ha!

[ZarathustraParticipant 2246]

Wow, I didn’t know you would be into that, although after thinking about it its right up your alley. I am just finishing season 2. Its been a s~~~ty day and all I can think about is watching the last few episodes tonight. Is season 3 out yet or is that what they are filming now?

[PistolPeteParticipant 27143]

Zarathustra wrote:

Wow, I didn’t know you would be into that, although after thinking about it its right up your alley. I am just finishing season 2. Its been a s~~~ty day and all I can think about is watching the last few episodes tonight. Is season 3 out yet or is that what they are filming now?

ARE YOU Kidding me? Focus UP! I was SOOOOO into all three of the movies. (The originals) Watching the series loses a little something if you haven’t seen the movies. The only other movie franchise I like as much is Texas Chainsaw Massacre…except for the third movie and the re-makes which suck. OK OK the Rob Zombie flicks are pretty good too.

HA Market—that is too funny!

[Anonymous 42]

Kill TV and the love/hate affair is OVER!

F~~~ that idiot box!

Life isn’t over at the death of TV, it’s just starting!

[Faust For ScienceParticipant 22521]

PistolPete wrote:

El C~~~o informed me last night that the 3d season of Ash vs Evil Dead will be the LAST season! Its been canceled. The idiot suits running STARZ have decided that they can make more $$$ shoveling some new mangina/soy-boy/man-hating feminista crap down everyone’s throat (like Lost in Space) instead of standing by a proven winner—the Evil Dead franchise. WHERE ELSE can one get a three stooges joke about a shot-gun and a chain-saw? HUH? Yeahs that’s right no where!

Yeah the same type of network geniuses pronounced Star Trek dead after the first three seasons; yeah how did that work out? five series and eight movies later—f~~~ ups.

Anyway the reason this is a tragedy is because with this cancellation we will NEVER EVER E-V-E-R:

a) Find out the secret of Pablo’s medallion he got from his uncle the shaman,
b) Get a chance to see the introduction of Shemp’s potato chips,
c) See Ash mercilessly bone Ruby,
d) See Pablo run naked through the woods, (OK I can live without that) but
e) We will never see Kelly’s truly awesome and righteous titties in all their glory!
f) And lots of boom-sticking and chain-sawing deadites.
g) Listen to the Necronomicon’s sinister maniacal laugh….(that really hurts…cuts me low, love that evil book).

My life is over. The only thing that could possibly save me is if everyone on the site takes up a collection to get me my own Ashy Slashy….(Not the toothy deadite version please) Com’on guys dig deep into those pockets! Its a worthy cause! Pony UP!

Pete, relax. Evil Dead has been in comic form for almost thirty years. They will do a “fourth season” in comic form to wrap everything up. Or maybe just do a TV movie or video game.

I am surprised the series lasted this long. But, it has been good with a cult following. The story will continue.

The good news is that due to the tv series, the Evil Dead rights are in one set hands. That means more flexibly. And this tv series proved the franchise is still viable. The franchise is in the same vein as the Deadpool film(s). R rate horror action comedy camp style.

[experiencedParticipant]

Manspread Mansplainer wrote:

It’s going to be ok.

Time to “man up” and realize that entertainment is now only for privileged SJW’s and feminists.

You gotta get back into the coal mines where you belong.
Only fat princess slobs can watch TV anymore.

I’m kidding Pete, but Star Wars, Walking Dead, Star Trek etc. etc… It’s all over.

Every time the “pay disparity” comes up,
so should the job disparity,
as in WHO doesn’t get equal jobs.
Examples include: fighting in combat, working in said coal mines, working in high risk jobs, etc.
Of course, this is BY CHOICE, as in,
“I don’t WANT the hard job,
I don’t WANT the education degree major that is hard to attain, etc.”

"It seems like there's times a body gets struck down so low, there ain't a power on earth that can ever bring him up again. Seems like something inside dies so he don't even want to get up again. But he does."

[CarnageParticipant 22113]

Nop, they can cancel everything if they wish.

0 f~~~s given.

To those following me, be careful, I just farted. Men those beans are killers.

[IRuleMeParticipant]

PistolPete wrote:

El C~~~o informed me last night that the 3d season of Ash vs Evil Dead will be the LAST season! Its been canceled. The idiot suits running STARZ have decided that they can make more $$$ shoveling some new mangina/soy-boy/man-hating feminista crap down everyone’s throat (like Lost in Space) instead of standing by a proven winner—the Evil Dead franchise. WHERE ELSE can one get a three stooges joke about a shot-gun and a chain-saw? HUH? Yeahs that’s right no where!

Yeah the same type of network geniuses pronounced Star Trek dead after the first three seasons; yeah how did that work out? five series and eight movies later—f~~~ ups.

Anyway the reason this is a tragedy is because with this cancellation we will NEVER EVER E-V-E-R:

a) Find out the secret of Pablo’s medallion he got from his uncle the shaman,
b) Get a chance to see the introduction of Shemp’s potato chips,
c) See Ash mercilessly bone Ruby,
d) See Pablo run naked through the woods, (OK I can live without that) but
e) We will never see Kelly’s truly awesome and righteous titties in all their glory!
f) And lots of boom-sticking and chain-sawing deadites.
g) Listen to the Necronomicon’s sinister maniacal laugh….(that really hurts…cuts me low, love that evil book).

My life is over. The only thing that could possibly save me is if everyone on the site takes up a collection to get me my own Ashy Slashy….(Not the toothy deadite version please) Com’on guys dig deep into those pockets! Its a worthy cause! Pony UP!

Poor Pete’s been triggered. lol.

[GrumpyParticipant]

Whew
Thank “heavens” it was about television programming. For a second there, I thought it was something important like no more “curly” fries, or poutine.

There was a time in my life when I gave a fuck. Now you have to pay ME for it

[PistolPeteParticipant 27143]

Hey Grumpy! Curly fries are important too brother! Does this mean you’re a nan-o on the ashy slashy fund?

[GrumpyParticipant]

PistolPete wrote:

Does this mean you’re a nan-o on the ashy slashy fund?

Is this like a solicitation for funds?

I could send you $5.00CDN, but Then you’d owe me .33 cents for shipping and handling after conversion.

There was a time in my life when I gave a fuck. Now you have to pay ME for it

[Anonymous 18]

Carnage wrote:

Nop, they can cancel everything if they wish.

0 f~~~s given.

I don’t need TV. Cuz you’re my hero Uncle Psychopath.

For real, NFG is better than creampie-ing a whore on a lazy Sunday afternoon.

[Manspread MansplainerParticipant 4222]

experienced wrote:

Every time the “pay disparity” comes up,
so should the job disparity,
as in WHO doesn’t get equal jobs.
Examples include: fighting in combat, working in said coal mines, working in high risk jobs, etc.
Of course, this is BY CHOICE, as in,
“I don’t WANT the hard job,
I don’t WANT the education degree major that is hard to attain, etc.”

100% Agree.
Unfortunately, the idiots who push the pay gap myth have their head so far up their ass it’s pointless to debate them.

Instead, their solution is to push for more women in dangerous professions. I’m dead serious, that is their new agenda: Forced quota hires and subsidized education for women to seek be handed dangerous jobs.

Hopefully a few miserable and/or dead c~~~s won’t ruin anyone else’s life beside them.

The left is so retarded they are going to force women into jobs they will truly hate all for their own ego and politically correct lies.

Welcome to the pits of freedom ladies! There’s your shovel, now DIG for 10 hours straight!

I hope they suffer and drown in cat p~~~.

If women ran the world = It would become the shithole you are seeing.

[bstoffParticipant 4865]

I’ve noticed that all shows, no matter how badass they are at the outset, must turn into feminist soap operas within the first season, thus ruining said show.

I see lots of promising commercials for new shows, but I know where they are going to end up, so I just don’t bother watching any TV anymore.

I’m also very selective about movies because they are the same feminist bulls~~~, too.

Watch old movies.
They were our last hope.

Watch free movies streamed on KODI. That way if it sucks, at least you didn’t waste money on it, and you can turn it off when you get sick of it.

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