My truck makes me happier than my wife…

[CombatRollParticipant 2594]

How can a vehicle make me happier than my wife? I’ve wanted a 4×4 for a while now. Of course, my wife drives the nicest vehicle int he family (that I pay for) and even though she works, I pay most of the bills.

I said screw it and bought an older truck in great condition. I put an off-road bumper, winch on it and ordered rock rails, lift kit and had the wheels redone.

Why should I slave away for her cold bitchy ass and not have anything for myself. I’m done being a door mat and throwing myself on the proverbial grenade so she can “have” s~~~. F~~~ that.

Since getting my truck I’ve gone off-road camping, taken trips to the mountains with friends, and gone hunting. My truck represents freedom and actually enjoying myself.

[Solo MAN’S WisdomParticipant]

“My truck makes me happier than my wife…” — every man that has dealt with both a truck and a wife.

When women lead, destruction is the destination. -- Me.

[Anonymous 54]

You didnt say what kind of truck.

My Bike has brought more pleasure to my life than any damn woman.

[DarkRyuParticipant 2354]

You must have a kickass wife if only your truck makes you happier than she does. F~~~, I’ve known guys who get more pleasure from wiping their ass than being with their wives. That’s right. A roll of toilet paper brings them more pleasure than their own wife. F~~~ing sad.

[Psl47Participant 678]

DarkRyu wrote:

You must have a kickass wife if only your truck makes you happier than she does. F~~~, I’ve known guys who get more pleasure from wiping their ass than being with their wives. That’s right. A roll of toilet paper brings them more pleasure than their own wife. F~~~ing sad.

Sad, but could not f~~~ing, not laugh ;)))
P.s single and wont get ,married .. f~~~ that s~~~… i already ran far away from this… and for lady lurkers here: “aint gonna get me bitcheezzz *finger* *finger* “

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[Anonymous 42]

That reminds me, I gotta rip out some old rotted stumps from the days when I first attacked this forest back in the last century, the 90s’, gotta get em before the ground freezes.

Next years spot for my ever expanding garden, planting anything I want, wherever I want!

Wanna destroy me? just add one single woman to my beautiful garden of EDEN MEDEN

[Anonymous 0]

To answer your question, CombatRoll.
Your truck gives something back.
I prefer my bike to women.

[Anonymous 54]

Anonymous wrote:

Your truck gives something back.

And there is your aswer ladies.Thats why we like our “toys” better than you.

[Anonymous 43]

Whacking my b~~~~ with a meat mallet a million times makes me happier than being with my ex c~~~.

[Anonymous 42]

Anonymous wrote:

M52 wrote:

Your truck gives something back.

And there is your aswer ladies.Thats why we like our “toys” better than you.

I have to admit, my muscle car I got when I was 20 still burns rubber and pops wheelies, and the whole time I OWNED her, no one else has ever driven her!

Keep the woman! I like my rearend in a 4/11 POSI!

[CombatRollParticipant 2594]

The Truck is packed: It’s raining and chilly- no such thing as bad weather, just bad GEAR.

Big Buddy Heater
2 burner stove
Yeti with hot dogs, eggs, bacon and beer
tent and LED lights to trick it out
Coleman lantern
Firewood
huge percolator coffee pot
Exped UL Air sleeping pad
Big Agnes down bag – 0 degree Storm King
2 headlamps

FJ is packed up and ready to roll…..

[SolidusXParticipant 854]

@combatroll That sounds like a kick ass truck you got what kind is it? I can’t wait till I get one and can ditch the woman at home. Big Agnes makes very good bags, I got one myself and am always too hot in it even in winter.

Knowledge is power..... Don't waste your brain on bullshit

[Rolling Tin FistParticipant 484]

CombatRoll wrote:

How can a vehicle make me happier than my wife? I’ve wanted a 4×4 for a while now. Of course, my wife drives the nicest vehicle int he family (that I pay for) and even though she works, I pay most of the bills.

…

Since getting my truck I’ve gone off-road camping, taken trips to the mountains with friends, and gone hunting. My truck represents freedom and actually enjoying myself.

Same deal here. Paid off her car note. Pay all the bills. She’s quite jealous of the affection I give my “mistress”. I openly discuss my mistress. My mistress is Japanese, does 0-60 in about 3+ seconds and tops out at 160mph+. It’s got only one seat, and will always have one seat.

Then I got my turbo convertible almost a year ago. Wife tells me, “but why did you buy a stick-shift; I can’t drive a stick-shift”. I just gave her a s~~~-eating grin and walked into the house.

Next year, I’m considering a second sports car. Stick-shift of course. ?✌?️

You keep enjoying that truck.

"Love is the delusion that one woman differs from another" - H. L. Mencken

[Anonymous 5]

That sounds cool what year is it ? Me and my dad have been working on a 1978 gmc truck long bed it’s got over 6000 into the engine . A 355 real fast .

[CombatRollParticipant 2594]

Anonymous wrote:

That sounds cool what year is it ? Me and my dad have been working on a 1978 gmc truck long bed it’s got over 6000 into the engine . A 355 real fast .

The 78′ sounds sweet!

My FJ is an 07′. It was stock, but I’m modifying it and it is coming along.

Camped out last night with some buddies for the Super Moon. Good food, great IPA’s and a roaring fire. Was a damn good time.

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