My sister's friend…

[TheLurkerParticipant 269]

I’ve had a great great break off school during christmas. Everything was great, I got very great presents for christmas, and everyone was happy. But the reason why i’m typing this out is because of what happened after christmas. My sister starts bringing her friend over almost daily to sleep over. I have no problem with this at all. But they stay up LATE making noise. Not the kind of late you guys are thinking of, but even later than the time you have to get up for work. They stay up until nearly 7:00 a.m. making noise and blasting s~~~ty modern “music”. I’m not able to fall asleep until 11:00 p.m. and that is when I become DOG TIRED. Imagine waking up at 10:00 a.m. in the morning and seeing the very same people who were up all night still sleeping. They don’t even wake up until 2:00 f~~~ing p.m. in the afternoon. And what do they do? Instead of making lunch they make highly unhealthy breakfast at 2:00 p.m.!!!

Other than that I was still able to put up with that. I still was happy that she was able to come over to our house with my sister. I still thought that she might be a nice person to be around, despite being an absolute pain in the ass. One night I fall asleep and I was in a deep content sleep. By then I have adapted to the high amount of noise they make, and the only kind of stimulation it takes to wake me up is tactile stimulation. I woke up to them putting mascara on me as soon as they started doing it, then they ran away like scared bitches laughing about it! Alright, time for revenge. I get a giant cup full of water, and then I fill it up with water. I got my sister’s cat to start meowing next to their door (they usually answer the door for them). As soon as they opened the door, I SOAKED THEM and they screamed. They actually tried telling on me about it, while putting on a fake upset face! But then I came in on just the perfect time that they tried snitching on me. Then I told them the full story, and the girls started pouting like 3 year olds. My parents just said “no pranking during the night”. I went to my sister’s friend and said “wanna have a prank war tomorrow?”. And they agreed. Then they both said “get ready for tomorrow!” while lighting a lighter.

The next day, we prepared for the fight. I made my lemon water bombs (bags that would explode open), apple cider vinegar blaster (a water flosser that shoots apple cider vinegar), and an emergency one-use weapon (a cup of water with chili peppers mixed in). We didn’t have much time to get ready though, but boy was the war rough. I was all by myself,  but the other team included my sister, and her friend. My sister chickened out, and the match became a fair match. Her friend tried throwing water at me, but then when she cowered back into my sister’s room, I threw the chili-pepper at the perfect time when her mouth was open! She even had to go to the bathroom to wash it out of her hair, nose, and eyes! When she came back, I held the two bombs behind me. I threw them at her, and one exploded in her face, while one didn’t. She got the one that didn’t explode, and threw it back at me. It still didn’t explode, so I got it and threw it back, and it exploded! That is when the got out her spray bottle and sprayed a horrid smelling pink-liquid at me. My sister tried to set up a clear-tape tripping hazard, but I saw it and ripped it off. Then I got my apple-cider vinegar shooter and blasted that bitch. She had to go back and wash her face again! My father told us to stop the war, so we did. I was a nice guy and said we both one, but then she immediately insisted in only a woman can do that she won. That is when I used my handy-dandy apple-cider vinegar blaster and shot her in the butt. Then I immediately said “now I won”, and the had an angry look on her face (lol). I said no more pranking unless I say that we can.

After I fell asleep, the bitches did the mascara prank again! Except this time her friend was filming it with her phone camera! They ran away like scared bitches again. This really motivated me to get them back. I set up my own camera and then I got a cup full of water. This time I forced myself into their room with my camera and soaked them for the 2nd time, and it felt really good. She tried getting a coke can and pouring it on me, but she barely even got my shirt wet. I chuckled at their failure, and she actually slapped me! Then I got my fist and punched her square in the face twice as hard (lol, dumb bitch). After that, my parents woke up and saw what was happening. They took my side of the story and it was met with 3 year old reactions whenever they don’t get a toy from a store.

This is when the turning point happens, when I start wishing a semi-truck would run over my sister stupid friend. When I laid in bed, I became more aware of what i’m hearing when my eyes are closed, so they can’t enter my room. I heard them trying to open my locked door with a key, but I had lightning-fast cat reflexes and I quickly held the lock down. This happened for 1 f~~~ing hour, and while it was happening, her friend kept sticking her stupid phone through the bottom of the door to record my reaction. I even set pushed down the test button on the fire alarms to make them sound in my room, but my parents remained sleeping. The girls got tired and started getting lazy, so they left a pair of boots at the bottom of the door. But I heard no noise and suspected it was a way to keep me busy. I pushed the boots from the bottom of my door and they moved really easily. That is when I opened my door and told my parents immediately. When I told them then my sister’s friend got a bad reputation with my parents. My dad left for work, and I fell asleep like a tired dog. I was never disturbed for the entire night.

When I woke up in the morning, I realized that they usually sleep until 1 to 2 pm. While they were still sleeping, I soaked them in really smelly apple cider vinegar. Boy were they p~~~ed when they woke up! And the icing of the cake was when they realized that my parents were awake and saw them. And to add the cherry on top, my parents said that I was just “getting back” at their asshole behavior. Whenever I fell asleep that night, I decided to constificate all the keys so they couldn’t get in. I woke up to hearing them putting tape in front of my door and spraying cleaning detergent next to my door! I went next to my door and shouted “Go away or i’ll tell my parents again!” and they said “We were just fixing your door!” and ran away.

What I found in the morning was a shock. I found spray cleaning detergent, tape, and bleach! I told my mom about it the next morning, and then she made an arrangement to never allow her to sleep over again. Her face was too priceless. Later, my mom dropped them both off at a shopping mall so that they could buy all of their materialistic s~~~. When they were done, mom went into Wal-Mart and I chose to stay in the car to rest with the girl. Ho boy, was it the worst mistake ever. They would not shut up at all, and they were very perverted. They talked about how a guy had a girlfriend and he caught her having sex with another guy. They even said it was f~~~ing funny how he saw her having sex with another guy! But it doesn’t stop there. They talked about how he saw her legs up in the air, and then they started making sexual sounds to imitate the girlfriend! How disgusting!!! I don’t need to hear that s~~~, i’m only f~~~ing 14! Sure, I may have made some perverted jokes in locker rooms here and there, but i’m not perverted to that extent! After being disgusting perverts, they finally discovered that I was in the car. They told me how “shocked” they were that they found me in the car. Then they played modern s~~~ music next to me, like Nicki Minaj. They also played gynocentric music about this girl who sings about “not needing your money”.

I hated how her friend always tried to start an argument with me, so I started one with her to p~~~ her off. She talked about how she “hacked” my sister, so I said “that’s not hacking”. Then she says “yes it is, she left her facebook open and I got into her facebook”. So I say, “I’m pretty sure that’s not hacking. Look up the real definition of hacking. Hacking is when you use your computing and programming skills to break past a defence that keeps you from doing something. An example is hacking a game to make your point go way up, or defacing a website and modifying it. If you really did hack, then you wouldn’t need my sister to accidently leave her account open to get into her account. You could do it anywhere you wanted at any time. What you did was not hacking.” But then, she says in what only a woman can muster “F~~~ the real definition.” Then I say “See, you didn’t hack.” and then she starts throwing a fit because she lost an argument for the first time in her life.

When my mom came back, I told her about what they did when they were gone, and she took my side! The only problem is, they might be coming back to my house sooner or later. What should I do if they come back to my house?

[WandersmannParticipant 27]

Is this particular conflict really important in the grand scheme of your life? Don’t waste your energy on petty fights and annoyances but stand above them. Next time some s~~~ happens to you think about the vastness of the universe or the depth of time and you can just laugh it off.

 

And oh, when I’m old and wise
Bitter words mean little to me
Autumn winds will blow right through me

[WandersmannParticipant 27]

Alternatively, when someone violates your boundaries/expectations you can follow this scheme:

1. Calm down completely. Use that time to think about what behaviour you’d like to see and what concessions you’re willing to make.
2. Ask the person for a brief meeting. State the purpose. Tip: In the case of your sister get a parent to join you.
3. Calmly describe what happened without making judgements/accusations.
4. Explain how what happened violated your boundaries. Then describe the behaviour you’d like to see instead.
5. Ask the person if they are willing to adjust their behaviour. If not, learn about their expectations and negotiate a compromise.
6. Summarize the changes on both sides and get the person to explicitly agree to them. You can also write them down and agree on consequences for violation.
7. Optional: Take the pressure off with a bit of small talk.

Personal boundaries are important for your self-esteem and this is an effective way to enforce them.

[KeymasterKeymaster]

Hey kid. You’re young and you haven’t learned to NOT ENGAGE in this kind of bulls~~~. In arguments and warfare with women, they don’t fight fair. Women do not even let truth be the decider of a debate. So why do you think you can win? A female will think she “won” just by snot-mouthing someone else into submission.

Women will ALWAYS want to engage you – especially if you show indifference to them. They would rather fight and argue than be ignored. Attention is their lifeblood. Even if you are hating her in a conflict she has your attention. WITHHOLD THAT F~~~ING ATTENTION. Bitches do not deserve your attention. Sweet and feminine women yes. Bitches no.

You don’t have time or interest in that petty s~~~, and when you don’t know how to handle a situation (or a woman tells you something you don’t like) SMILE. Just shut the f~~~ up, flash a little smile, and walk. I’m dead f~~~ing serious. They will hate your f~~~ing guts for that. If she throws rotten f~~~ing tomatoes at you (literally or not) you SMILE lick it off your face and tell her “if you wanted that to hurt, you shouldn’t have thrown a ripe one”. And then walk.

The more MGTOW you are (in your attitude), the more women will hate it.
Petty s~~~ like this isn’t worth your time or energy. ‘

WITHHOLD THAT F~~~ING ATTENTION.

If you keep doing what you've always done... you're gonna keep getting what you always got.

[Anonymous 5]

Just remember OP. Women/feminists fight for equality. So equal rights means equal fights.

[TheBardParticipant 974]

@Thedarklurker
You are young so it is understandable. If you were having fun pulling pranks on them then nothing wrong with that, but if you really were annoyed and didn’t want any part of what they were doing then like keymaster said it is best to ignore women. As you grow you will learn with experience like all of us have. The fact you are a MGOTOW at your age is already a good sign.

Stuff like the p~~~es me off so much. I hate how those women talk about how hard it is to be a woman in a sexist society that only cares bout looks then they post stuff like that. I liked a bunch of those girls pages back in 2011 because I wanted to meet more cosplayers and maybe get more friends, but very quickly I learned those women are only in it for the likes. I remember one time this woman posted a pic of her as Blackcat from Spider-Man and naturally her t~~~ were hanging out. There was nothing but white knights and mangina’s posting how beautiful she looked and how awesome her costume was. I looked through the comments. She didn’t like any nor did she even comment on that post. It is so painful seeing men flock to their pages. I always say as soon as they post that pic of them in costume saying how nerdy they are, while all the white knights are liking the pic and saying how beautiful she looks she is screwing her boyfriend who makes fun of nerds lol. I had so much fun unliking all of their pages.

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