My latest date

[DurdenParticipant 1051]

I had not had the best of luck in relationships leading up to this date but hey I was a 29 year old guy nearing the age that I was supposed to get married. At least that’s what others told me. Now I didn’t quite understand it. I was getting laid left and right. My knowledge had expanded with no nagging female in my ears. But why wait when everyone around me was telling me it was the right thing to do. Who was I to argue with irrational individuals who watched the main stream media all day and listened to popular new hit songs by the latest artists. I certainly didn’t know what celebrity couples were breaking up and they did.

So being the gentleman that I am I logged onto my new Eharmony account. Why Eharmony you ask? It was quite an easy choice. While their 27 layers of compatibility test and setting up my profile took hours away from my life it was well worth it. I wanted to make sure I got the perfect strong and independent woman. One who was well traveled and was now ready to settle down after her life changing experiences. Which of course had made her a much more sophisticated human being. At least that is what her profile said and why would a woman lie? To shame of any man who says otherwise.

I had forwarded a clever message to a female of the age of 32. She had seen better days I suspected. But what she had lost in looks she had made up in witty banter about her cats. She had been a party girl who had dated real jerks. Now she was ready for a real man. I being a real man knew that this was the perfect chance for me to shine. She would have her prince charming to save her from the evil hoards who had disrespected her. While there was pussy all around I knew she was special. I didn’t know why exactly until I met her

We met at a Tuesday afternoon at the local Chucky Cheese. I asked why not somewhere else. After we discussed the matter further I was perfectly understanding of her inability to get a baby sitter at the time. I agreed they were usually at school. She was almost as beautiful as her pictures as in her online profile. Smeared make up and a vibrant attitude as she opened up the minivan door it was love at first sight. We ate beyond awful pizza while she periodically yelled out for her son Timmy. Making sure he had not been abducted by a child molester or eaten by an overgrown rodent. Her smoking cough was like a angels laugh and the alcohol from her breath was like the smell of roses from the Vatican. I of course being a true man paid for everything. Including 40 dollars for Timmy to play games, the checks and a $20 for groceries she needed. She left Timmy watching the robot band and sucked me off in the romantic atmosphere of the dirty all genders bathroom. What a magical date it was. What a perfect lady.

I really hope things work and I truly think she is the one. What do you guys think? We talked about me legally adopting Timmy.

It's only after we've lost everything that we're free to do anything

[NerevarParticipant 8040]

I chuckled.

"One of the best things internet exposed is just how insane women are." - Freeman_K

[Jan SobieskiParticipant 28791]

This is sarcasm right?

Love is just alimony waiting to happen. Visit mgtow.com.

[NerevarParticipant 8040]

Jan Sobieski wrote:

This is sarcasm right?

No, this is the best example of how true men should behave.

"One of the best things internet exposed is just how insane women are." - Freeman_K

[Mr. SpockParticipant 10910]

Have you gone ring shopping yet?

Feminism isn't about equality with men, it's about leverage over men.

[Jan SobieskiParticipant 28791]

I really hope things work and I truly think she is the one. What do you guys think? We talked about me legally adopting Timmy.

?

Love is just alimony waiting to happen. Visit mgtow.com.

[CaliParticipant 753]

Man up and marry her! You’re so selfish! Think of the child; he needs a father in his life! You’re just afraid of a strong, independent woman! Just grow up, become more mature, and embrace your God-given responsibility to marry and shoulder the responsibility of loving a woman the way Christ loves the Church! You must be gay! You’re so misogynist and insensitive to the plight of women, and you view them as doormats! If you didn’t go after bimbos, then maybe you wouldn’t be so lonely! Besides, how can you turn down a single mother? Shallow much?

Come on! Men are doers, not quitters! Don’t give up on romance!

Just a misogynist virgin hiding away in his mother's basement. Nothing to see here...

[Red_Pill_SouljaParticipant 221]

bwahaha Durden you’re nuts!

[bigboy83Participant 11312]

I picture, The Notebook part 2, single mommy finds love.

Shit Tested, Cunt Approved.

[Anonymous 5]

She definitely sounds like a Unicorn but be careful, there’s lots ex-chad f~~~bags falling off the c~~~ carousal and trying to land on a beta to continue their decadent lifestyle.
It’s a tiny minority of women giving all the rest a bad name.

Here’s a simple but effective test to determine if she’s genuine or not.
Did she spit or swallow in the all gender bathroom?
If she swallowed it’s true love. Don’t let this one get away.
Don’t take any chances, tell her you’re not ready for kids but puncture your condoms from now on.

Follow Mr Spock’s advice, quickly.

[WallyParticipant]

She’s a unicorn, is there 14,999 more like her?

"what a waste of a life, to marry, give up your freedom, just for the hope of not dying alone. Don't get married Son."

[DurdenParticipant 1051]

Jan Sobieski wrote:

I really hope things work and I truly think she is the one. What do you guys think? We talked about me legally adopting Timmy.

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Naw, Timmy was eaten by one of the giant rodents. That or swiped by a child molester. Don’t think we may ever know. Who cares because she said it was great. She told me not to worry about it and there was another one on the way.

It's only after we've lost everything that we're free to do anything

[DurdenParticipant 1051]

Anonymous wrote:

She definitely sounds like a Unicorn but be careful, there’s lots ex-chad f~~~bags falling off the c~~~ carousal and trying to land on a beta to continue their decadent lifestyle.
It’s a tiny minority of women giving all the rest a bad name.

Here’s a simple but effective test to determine if she’s genuine or not.
Did she spit or swallow in the all gender bathroom?
If she swallowed it’s true love. Don’t let this one get away.
Don’t take any chances, tell her you’re not ready for kids but puncture your condoms from now on.

Follow Mr Spock’s advice, quickly.

She kind of did this circus thing. Spit it in the air and grabbed it out of the air like a dog. Real classy lady. Can’t wait until she meets my parents.

Mr. Spock wrote:

Have you gone ring shopping yet?

Not yet. But she says she knows a guy who sells rings behind the Old K-Mart. Think I’m going to go that route.

Wally wrote:

She’s a unicorn, is there 14,999 more like her?

I think she has friends Wally. I’ll be more than happy to set you up. The one she has in mind is a “sexual relaxation expert.’ She is also pleasantly well rounded and differently abled due to enjoyment of many foreign dishes.

It's only after we've lost everything that we're free to do anything

[MGTOWmonkey aka No More Fucks To GiveParticipant 6635]

She sound like a winner,can you hook your brother MGTOWMonkey up with one of her friends that are just like her. You are so lucky to have found such a great catch,why not spread the looove with your brothers. Thanks to mgtow I have my own house,car,savings,and sovereignty and all im missing is that special women,so what do ya say?

Never lose sight of what brought you here.

[Anonymous 18]

Not sure how legit this is but a single mom sucking you off in a bathroom stall doesn’t sound too far from the desperation induced generosity these women are forced to part with.

[The_YoungParticipant 1073]

LOOOOOOOL AS SOON AS I SAW CHUCKY CHEESE IM LIKE WTF IS THIS

Brother, we need to stick together.

[KaidoParticipant 2395]

Uh oh. This is a trap buddy. Be warned that you will be sacrificing your freedom and your life for this lady and this kid. If this is what you want by all means go get her tiger. If you are having doubts well give it more time or back away. Best of lucky buddy.

What people call "love" is just a chemical reaction that compels animals to breed. It hits hard, then it slowly fades, leaving you stranded in a failing marriage. Your parents are gonna do it. Break the cycle. Rise above. Focus on science.

[Legendary lifeParticipant 44]

As soon as I saw her, I would have walked back to my car and driven off….fair play though, you bought them a much needed meal.

[Anonymous 11]

Durden, I think you just found yourself your very own Borderline NAWALT. You should adopt Timmy and also get her pregnant ASAP too. There’s truly nothing better than being a cuck. A cuck is what any modern “Real Man™” aspires to be. Don’t let her get away. She’s a keeper.

I’m pretty sure you’re being sarcastic, but, if not, she’s a f~~~ing Borderline. Run for your life. It may very well depend on it.

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